Best death notes

[Basil]

What are your best death notes

[STONERCAT]

i wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To Stab them is my real test
To Kill them is my cause

I will travel across the town
Searching far and wide
Each Townperson to stab to death
And goug out both of there eyes!!

[Flam3s]

Dear Sir/Madam

I regret to inform you that your order of D.E.A.T.H. Systems has arrived.

If you believe this is an error, please call your local Retributionist (1800 01 Retri) Immediately.

If you however, all you wish to do is complain, please call our Customer Support at, (1800 02 Med) Immediately.

Regards, Your Local Serial Killer/Werewolf/Mafioso/Godfather/ etc etc.

[DJ_Rednax]

Publicado originalmente por 2GD:

Dear Sir/Madam

I regret to inform you that your order of D.E.A.T.H. Systems has arrived.

If you believe this is an error, please call your local Retributionist (1800 01 Retri) Immediately.

If you however, all you wish to do is complain, please call our Customer Support at, (1800 02 Med) Immediately.

Regards, Your Local Serial Killer/Werewolf/Mafioso/Godfather/ etc etc.

That's brilliant xD

[DJ_Rednax]

My Jailor death note:

Note of Execution:

This document allows the Jailor to perform (insert number here:) _1_ execution(s).

# of Town member executed:

Reason for executing (check all that apply):

_No/Little cooperation
_Information from a trusted source
_Lying
_Other
Describe the reason for execution below:



Signature of Mayor: Mr. Moneybags

Signature of Jailor: Warden Git Wrekt

[jimbo balatro(real)]

Team rocket's theme as death note[If im a killing role]

and the Pokemon theme as my will

[Horrendous]

As Werewolf:

And I can hear your dog whistle from my bedroom.

I do love trying to incorporate lyrics into my death note/ wills.

Points to figuring out what song the above lyric belongs to

[evelyn]

Publicado originalmente por Luca:

Dear Sir/Madam

I regret to inform you that your order of D.E.A.T.H. Systems has arrived.

If you believe this is an error, please call your local Retributionist (1800 01 Retri) Immediately.

If you however, all you wish to do is complain, please call our Customer Support at, (1800 02 Med) Immediately.

Regards, Your Local Serial Killer/Werewolf/Mafioso/Godfather/ etc etc.

Great, however, look at my version.
We apologize for any inconvenience, but it appears you have been stabbed by the Serial Killer.

If you wish to come back to life, dial our nearest Retributionist at 1-800-RET-LIFE.

If you wish to complain, call customer service at 1-800-MEDIUMS. Thank you for your cooperation.

Sincerely,
Serial Killer
or
We apologize for any inconvenience, but it appears you have been murdered by the Mafia.

If you wish to come back to life, dial our nearest Retributionist at 1-800-RET-LIFE.

If you wish to complain, call customer service at 1-800-MEDIUMS. Thank you for your cooperation.

Sincerely,
The Mafia

or any other killing role:
shot by vet/vigi
incinerated by arso
mauled by ww
drained by cl
poisoned by PotM/Poisoner
staked by vamp hunt
bitten by vamp
hexed by hexmaster
stoned by medusa

[memesky]

you're mom gae

[The Maned Wolf]

My version:

We wish to inform you, your order of D.E.A.T.H. systems has sucessfully been delivered.

If you did not order this product and believe this delivery is a mistake, please call 0800 Ret immediately

If you wish to register a complaint about the product, please call 0500 Med after the Howl.


Regards: Your local D.E.A.T.H. Systems distributors.


D.E.A.T.H. Systems is a trademak of SerialKillers Incorporated, product is used at own risk, SerialKillers Inc is not liable for any damage caused by the product.

[The Maned Wolf]

Some more of mine

"No one expects the mafia-inquesition!"


"Roses are red."
"Violets are blue."
"Town is Dumb."
"Sucks to be you."

When playing as EA

"This isn't a game. I'm shaking it and no money is coming out. WHERE'S THE MONEY STEVE!"

[Psyche]

Bunu yazan tosun Okuyana koysun

[Jirodyne]

Here is some of mine. The ---'s are breaks between them in my Text file.

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          The Tears Of A Clown
    Are The Saddest In The World

         That Is Why I Will Have
             The Last Laugh!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Come To My Resturant. Eat Some Of My Food. Don't Mind The Poison. You Won't Notice It Till It's Too Late. And When Your Down On The Ground. Dead. You'll Know You Should Have Went To My Daughter's Wedding.
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Stalking. 
Lurking. 
Watching. 
Coming Closer. 
You Won't Even Notice. 
And When You Do. 
It's Too Late. 
You're Already Bleeding All Over The Floor... 
So Clean That Up, You Filth.
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Dear Sir/Madam

I regret to inform you that your order of D.E.A.T.H. Systems has arrived.

If you believe this is an error, please call your local Retributionist (1800 01 Retri).

If, however, all you wish to do is complain, please call our Customer Support at, (1800 02 Med).

Regards, Your Local SK, WW, Arson, PB, Mafia Member, Jester, Pirate, Coven Member, Vet, Vig, VH, etc etc etc
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       Ketchup





           Get off my lawn!!!






            Lots
              of
         Ketchup
                                          Ketchup
                                            Again
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       Holy Water




             Filthy Vampires.
           Get off my world!!!






            Lots
              of
         Holy Water
                                          Holy Water
                                            Again
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       Ketchup




                         Oops.
              You seems to have
                 had an accident.




            Lots
              of
         Ketchup
                                          Ketchup
                                            Again
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       Gasoline



                      My Lover.
            My love for you burns.
      Like the flesh of these mortals.
              Sweet and eternal.




            Lots
              of
         Gasoline
                                          Gasoline
                                            Again
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       Poison



                      My Ex-Lover.
            My Love for you Withers.
      Like the Poison in your veins.
              Slow and Painful.




            Lots
              of
         Poison
                                          Poison
                                            Again
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[Nitronumber9]

One of my favorates when I'm playing a quiet NK (ala Werewolf or SK) I normally put.

Surprise! Serial Killer/Werewolf, you never saw it coming!

I've recently adopted for Mafia the following.

Mafia kill counter - (number of kills the mafia have done)

Did you know, your more likely to be killed by a Veteran with a cup of coffee, a corrupt jailor or a drunk vigilante than us? And you think we are the bad guys...

[savagebb]

As a SK I usually put “your blood.....it’s so warm..’

[Gaystapo]

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