Game of Thrones - A Telltale Games Series

Game of Thrones - A Telltale Games Series

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Nota Jul 30, 2017 @ 7:53pm
Holy cow. This game is BAD
Alright listen up lads. I was given the entire first season for free on my playstation four.

No choices you make for every single ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ storyline change anything in the end. At all. This story is linear as a one dimensional platformer with only one button. I'm so hugely disappointed.

And the premise? Another house stark story but with six episodes of belly aching, complete powerless struggle and no impact at all even to your story besides changing a face here and there.

Extremely minor spoiler here but if you choose to allow Lord Whitehill in your hall or bar the gates the game will literally powergame you back to the hall. Some dofus ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ soldier opens your keep gate for no explained reason.

Additionally the choice at the end of the Kings Landing story? What even does it matter? No good or bad comes of it. It's just one in two dozen 'Pride or Dishonor' choices they give you. Which dont change anything mind you.

You could still bootlick everyone to the moon, be a complete pushover amd everyone still acts as if you are a worthy threat of which to betray and stab at.

This isn't some thinly veiled charm to Martin's story of no good that he's good at. Nobody here is worth rooting for, no victory to be satisfied with, no bloodlust sated. Nothing. They give you a bone to chew at, you dance through hoops to finally win something and then some random ♥♥♥♥ cuts down your ironwood, eats a baby, and then prays to a dark lord with no HUMAN motivation except to be evil for the sake of it.

Seriously piss off with these fake choices. Your branching story is entirely reused assets from the base story with a different line of dialogue or face.
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Gilgamesh Jul 31, 2017 @ 12:38pm 
It really is bad. The branching storyline is more like a power pole. I'll be waiting to see what happens in season 2 though. Hopefully they've seen enough of these reviews that we'll be given some real power next season, and not just a "This happens whether you like it or not"

With the theme of GoT the bad stuff happens first, and then some good things happen. So hopefully it's all good from here. They could've at least given us choice with consequence. Save Ethan, but lose Talia or Ryon sort of thing.
Last edited by Gilgamesh; Jul 31, 2017 @ 2:18pm
nut [th] Jul 31, 2017 @ 5:22pm 
The bad guys will still punish you, win every fight and get everything they want
Doesnt matter if they need you for the ironwood or if you do everything they want, they just only wants you to die cause you insulted them somehow with no logic or make them abolutely angry for no reason
You cant do anything right
You cant win one time at anything, not a single little victory
You lose, you die , you get beaten, you get crushed, you get tortured, you get humiliated, you get butchered and and and
Nothing good happened, it only get more worse until you lose everything

Soundl like The book and TV Show.
Last edited by nut [th]; Jul 31, 2017 @ 5:22pm
Oliverio Jul 31, 2017 @ 5:44pm 
seems none of you is familiar with the game of thrones universe
Last edited by Oliverio; Jul 31, 2017 @ 8:37pm
Oliverio Jul 31, 2017 @ 5:45pm 
Originally posted by outcast12666:
That your choices dont matter by telltale games is nothing new
But this game is nothing but a torture porn losing simulator, nothing in this game makes sense cause it only wants to ♥♥♥♥ you over and over again from the beginning to the end
No matter what sentence or choice you pick or even if you only stay silent
The bad guys will still punish you, win every fight and get everything they want
Doesnt matter if they need you for the ironwood or if you do everything they want, they just only wants you to die cause you insulted them somehow with no logic or make them abolutely angry for no reason
You cant do anything right
You cant win one time at anything, not a single little victory
You lose, you die , you get beaten, you get crushed, you get tortured, you get humiliated, you get butchered and and and
Nothing good happened, it only get more worse until you lose everything
This game cost 28 dollar on steam and 30 dollar on gog.com and it makes me sick how anyone can enjoy this piece of garbage, unless you are a hardcore masochist who enjoy watching little girls get beaten for hours
Absolutely disgusting...
absolutely disgusting yet you have played it for 115 hours? when a normal playthourgh of the game is about 9 hours long? explain please
RageMojo Jul 31, 2017 @ 7:25pm 
LOL if you dont know anything about Game of Thrones, why the ♥♥♥♥ would you buy it?


Outcast is an idiot who clearly has never seen the show or read the books. Might as well get mad at Star Wars because of all the space ships.
Moon Rabbit Aug 1, 2017 @ 1:12am 
The moment I got to the scene with the first character's dead father and sister, I knew this game was total ♥♥♥♥. The part where you have the choice to spare the soldier, and no matter what you choose the main bad guy just rides off as you stand there like an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ just to force a confrontation later. I looked it up and apparently the game doesn't even recognize that you spared the man and it always thinks you killed two men.

I knew right then, 30 minutes into the game, this was a game made by lazy uninspired ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and this was their story and it was going to be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ one from start to finish. Nothing I did was going to matter. It was going to be filled with forced decisions and the small choices they gave me wouldn't amount to crap.

The writers are typical ASoIaF fanfiction writers, they latched onto the whole "everyone dies all the time/everything sucks" vibe and offered no balance. I heard the eneding is just a giant middle finger to the audience where your choices don't matter as well, so I'm glad I never paid for this game and dipped out early in episode 1.

the only Telltale game worth a damn is Wolf Among Us, IMO.
Last edited by Moon Rabbit; Aug 1, 2017 @ 1:13am
RageMojo Aug 1, 2017 @ 7:38am 
Originally posted by Tea in the Sahara:
The moment I got to the scene with the first character's dead father and sister, I knew this game was total ♥♥♥♥. The part where you have the choice to spare the soldier, and no matter what you choose the main bad guy just rides off as you stand there like an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ just to force a confrontation later. I looked it up and apparently the game doesn't even recognize that you spared the man and it always thinks you killed two men.

I knew right then, 30 minutes into the game, this was a game made by lazy uninspired ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and this was their story and it was going to be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ one from start to finish. Nothing I did was going to matter. It was going to be filled with forced decisions and the small choices they gave me wouldn't amount to crap.

The writers are typical ASoIaF fanfiction writers, they latched onto the whole "everyone dies all the time/everything sucks" vibe and offered no balance. I heard the eneding is just a giant middle finger to the audience where your choices don't matter as well, so I'm glad I never paid for this game and dipped out early in episode 1.

the only Telltale game worth a damn is Wolf Among Us, IMO.
A story approved and supervised by George RR Martin. LOL

You know Telltale does bring some of this hate on themselves with the stupid spash screens about choices, but i still find it a laughable complaint. Did you think there was going to be 5 games in one, if every choice lead to a compeltely different set of circumstances the game would cost $100 for the development time and voice acting costs.

Dont like Telltale games, stop buying them, problem solved.
RageMojo Aug 1, 2017 @ 11:00am 
Originally posted by outcast12666:
Originally posted by RageMojo:
LOL if you dont know anything about Game of Thrones, why the ♥♥♥♥ would you buy it?


Outcast is an idiot who clearly has never seen the show or read the books. Might as well get mad at Star Wars because of all the space ships.

I dont need to see the show or read the books to figure out why i should buy computer games in the first place
You clearly are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded if you think this garbage is worth the money
If you enjoy trash games so much then let me recommend no mans sky for you
Have fun ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Sure you can play it without seeing it, but tons of information will be lost on you. It would be like watching the Clone Wars without ever seeing the Star Wars movies and wondering why somethings are the way they are. This game is DIRECTLY linked to the show moron. That means not knowing the show or books will directly diminish the level of entertainment. And those unfamiliar with George RR Martin's writing dont understand there is no such thing as prolonged happy in his world.

I thought it was great, that is why i am playing through it a second time using this account.

Also it doesnt show much intelligence to lash out and recommend a game by reputation only. What would NMS have to do with Telltale games.... Use your brain more.


I mean FFS why do you have over 100 hours in a game you hate, and that should take no more than 12 hours to finish? You let 10 friends play it? No you did not. You should seek mental health help.
Last edited by RageMojo; Aug 1, 2017 @ 11:05am
Mysti_Fogg Aug 1, 2017 @ 12:22pm 
Originally posted by nut th:
The bad guys will still punish you, win every fight and get everything they want
Doesnt matter if they need you for the ironwood or if you do everything they want, they just only wants you to die cause you insulted them somehow with no logic or make them abolutely angry for no reason
You cant do anything right
You cant win one time at anything, not a single little victory
You lose, you die , you get beaten, you get crushed, you get tortured, you get humiliated, you get butchered and and and
Nothing good happened, it only get more worse until you lose everything

Soundl like The book and TV Show.

No, it doesn't, and that's part of the problem.

Tyrion, for example, was born rich, got kidnapped, escaped, found love, won wars, headed a government, lost his love, lost his position, killed his father, and then stowed away on a boat.

Notice that while he had a larger proportion of crap to good, he did actually have good things happen to him and succeed at some things.


Let's contrast this with Asher who was born noble but starts the story as a mercenary soldier disavowed by his family. He's being hunted by other mercenaries. He meets up with his uncle who tells him to come home but bring soldiers, except that he has no soldiers, so he goes on a quest to meet Dany and persuade her to give him soldiers, he meets her dragon (at the cost of getting a companion burned) and she says she'll give him support if he does this one little task for her, which he does... but she renegs. So he goes to persuade some gladiators to make an army, which he gets about 8 men as compared to the minimum of let's say 100 for the purposes of actually conducting a war. He arrives to an ambush, where most of them seem to get killed off. Presuming he lives through the ambush, his brother dies and he's suddenly lord with a war on his hands with his ex-girlfriend's family. Whether he tries to make a dynastic marriage or just plans to kill them all, he ends up in a battle where his mother is killed, his top advisor is probably killed, and he loses his home, and at least one of the villains gets away to kill him another day.

The proportion of good stuff to bad stuff is much much worse than the books. And in fact, the Tyrion stuff covers about 4 books of good and bad stuff, whereas there's so much bad stuff jammed into just one season (equivalent to 1 book) of this game that the game is a significantly worse situation.

So, NO. This does not sound like A Song of Ice and Fire at all. That's a bleak world. This is a Sisyphian world.
Last edited by Mysti_Fogg; Aug 1, 2017 @ 12:22pm
RageMojo Aug 1, 2017 @ 12:49pm 
Originally posted by Mysti_Fogg:
Originally posted by nut th:

Soundl like The book and TV Show.

No, it doesn't, and that's part of the problem.

Tyrion, for example, was born rich, got kidnapped, escaped, found love, won wars, headed a government, lost his love, lost his position, killed his father, and then stowed away on a boat.

Notice that while he had a larger proportion of crap to good, he did actually have good things happen to him and succeed at some things.


Let's contrast this with Asher who was born noble but starts the story as a mercenary soldier disavowed by his family. He's being hunted by other mercenaries. He meets up with his uncle who tells him to come home but bring soldiers, except that he has no soldiers, so he goes on a quest to meet Dany and persuade her to give him soldiers, he meets her dragon (at the cost of getting a companion burned) and she says she'll give him support if he does this one little task for her, which he does... but she renegs. So he goes to persuade some gladiators to make an army, which he gets about 8 men as compared to the minimum of let's say 100 for the purposes of actually conducting a war. He arrives to an ambush, where most of them seem to get killed off. Presuming he lives through the ambush, his brother dies and he's suddenly lord with a war on his hands with his ex-girlfriend's family. Whether he tries to make a dynastic marriage or just plans to kill them all, he ends up in a battle where his mother is killed, his top advisor is probably killed, and he loses his home, and at least one of the villains gets away to kill him another day.

The proportion of good stuff to bad stuff is much much worse than the books. And in fact, the Tyrion stuff covers about 4 books of good and bad stuff, whereas there's so much bad stuff jammed into just one season (equivalent to 1 book) of this game that the game is a significantly worse situation.

So, NO. This does not sound like A Song of Ice and Fire at all. That's a bleak world. This is a Sisyphian world.


Your comparison is disingenuous, those things you mentioned happened over 6 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ seasons. If the show was the game, season one was not much different from this game. The Starks went from Wardens of the North to displaced traitors. You are not applying critical thought at all. You ♥♥♥♥♥ about this game spaning a single season of shows and then compare it to a story that took 6 seasons to tell. False arguments much dude.
Last edited by RageMojo; Aug 1, 2017 @ 12:50pm
Moon Rabbit Aug 1, 2017 @ 3:52pm 
Originally posted by RageMojo:
Originally posted by Tea in the Sahara:
The moment I got to the scene with the first character's dead father and sister, I knew this game was total ♥♥♥♥. The part where you have the choice to spare the soldier, and no matter what you choose the main bad guy just rides off as you stand there like an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ just to force a confrontation later. I looked it up and apparently the game doesn't even recognize that you spared the man and it always thinks you killed two men.

I knew right then, 30 minutes into the game, this was a game made by lazy uninspired ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and this was their story and it was going to be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ one from start to finish. Nothing I did was going to matter. It was going to be filled with forced decisions and the small choices they gave me wouldn't amount to crap.

The writers are typical ASoIaF fanfiction writers, they latched onto the whole "everyone dies all the time/everything sucks" vibe and offered no balance. I heard the eneding is just a giant middle finger to the audience where your choices don't matter as well, so I'm glad I never paid for this game and dipped out early in episode 1.

the only Telltale game worth a damn is Wolf Among Us, IMO.
A story approved and supervised by George RR Martin. LOL

You know Telltale does bring some of this hate on themselves with the stupid spash screens about choices, but i still find it a laughable complaint. Did you think there was going to be 5 games in one, if every choice lead to a compeltely different set of circumstances the game would cost $100 for the development time and voice acting costs.

Dont like Telltale games, stop buying them, problem solved.

Being approved by Martin means absolutely nothing to me. I have no idea what involves and, nothing about that makes the game good. Nothing about being approved by Martin makes the developers' decision to remove chocie from the players' hands and railroad players less lazy. When you make a game that already pushes gameplay to the side and focuses on decision making and choices you better make sure those choices are plentiful and meaningful.

Nice that you find the complaint laughable, it's a legit criticism no matter how much you're laughing.

Did I think that? Yes. considering that the game literally consists of nothing else but choices and small cutscenes. For the price? Yeah I kind of did. If you're going to do such a half assed job on choice then you may as well make a more interactive game in other areas. The entire reason this game skimps on action is to make room for choice and branching decisions so what's the point if we get neither? And if they need to raise the price to the standard AAA $50USD ($100? Really dude?) to get a quality game, then that's better than wasting everyone's time with a weaker product.

And my personal favorite fanboy cliche. "Don't like it, don't buy it". The laziest deflective fallacy of them all.

First off I didn't. So mission accomplished.
Second, I can still talk about it. Which is really what everyone of you mean when you use that line. What you really mean is "Don't like it, shut up." Not buying and not criticizing are not mutually exclusive.
Third the problem isn't "solved". The problem is still there. I just ignored it.
Lastly, don't like what I have to say? Don't read it. Don't respond. Take your own advice.
Last edited by Moon Rabbit; Aug 1, 2017 @ 4:00pm
Moon Rabbit Aug 1, 2017 @ 3:58pm 
Originally posted by Mysti_Fogg:
Originally posted by nut th:

Soundl like The book and TV Show.

No, it doesn't, and that's part of the problem.

Tyrion, for example, was born rich, got kidnapped, escaped, found love, won wars, headed a government, lost his love, lost his position, killed his father, and then stowed away on a boat.

Notice that while he had a larger proportion of crap to good, he did actually have good things happen to him and succeed at some things.


Let's contrast this with Asher who was born noble but starts the story as a mercenary soldier disavowed by his family. He's being hunted by other mercenaries. He meets up with his uncle who tells him to come home but bring soldiers, except that he has no soldiers, so he goes on a quest to meet Dany and persuade her to give him soldiers, he meets her dragon (at the cost of getting a companion burned) and she says she'll give him support if he does this one little task for her, which he does... but she renegs. So he goes to persuade some gladiators to make an army, which he gets about 8 men as compared to the minimum of let's say 100 for the purposes of actually conducting a war. He arrives to an ambush, where most of them seem to get killed off. Presuming he lives through the ambush, his brother dies and he's suddenly lord with a war on his hands with his ex-girlfriend's family. Whether he tries to make a dynastic marriage or just plans to kill them all, he ends up in a battle where his mother is killed, his top advisor is probably killed, and he loses his home, and at least one of the villains gets away to kill him another day.

The proportion of good stuff to bad stuff is much much worse than the books. And in fact, the Tyrion stuff covers about 4 books of good and bad stuff, whereas there's so much bad stuff jammed into just one season (equivalent to 1 book) of this game that the game is a significantly worse situation.

So, NO. This does not sound like A Song of Ice and Fire at all. That's a bleak world. This is a Sisyphian world.

This is basically an amateur's fanfiction of the same world. Where they latch on to one aspect that gets overhyped and do a hamfisted job of overepresenting it. One of the reviews puts it best:

Originally posted by "charliewaffles":
The GoT IP is starting to suffer from what I like to call "Dark Souls 2 Syndrome": It's basically when studio executives double down on one specific characteristic of an IP, usually the one aspect that's being talked about the most, but completely drop the ball on what made those IPs memorable in the first place. In the case of Dark Souls and Dark Souls 2, the suits looked at Dark Souls and the meme culture surrounding it, and said: "All they talk about is how hard DS is... So let's make the second one even harder!". Except Dark Souls was never about its difficulty, but expert level design, perfecting your build, experimenting, memorizing and so on... So we ended up with Dark Souls 2. A solid game, sure... But not nearly as memorable as the original due to the disjointed level design, artificial difficulty and a bunch of weird design/control choices.

With Game of Thrones, the internet LOVES to go on about how no character is safe, don't get attached to your favorite characters, Scumbag George R.R. Martin memes and so on... So now they're just killing people left right and center... Kids, women... ♥♥♥♥ it. It cheapens the impact these deaths have, when you're just killing off characters for the sake of it. It's lazy writing... And it makes your audience feel like idiots when all's said and done. Game of Thrones has never been about killing off characters for shock value. It's about the setting, believable characters, great writing and so on...
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Moon Rabbit Aug 1, 2017 @ 4:11pm 
Understanding A Song of Ice and Fire should also put you in a good position to understand how people are punished for arrogance, poor planning, decisions. Deaths occur for reasons. This game doesn't do any of that. It's a decision making game where your decisions don't matter. And if critics fail to understand GoT then so did Telltale when they decided to make a game with the illusion of choice and not just a CG movie of characters getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥ over.

So if you're right and Game of Thrones is literally nothing but choices that don't matter and fatalistic disaster, then why make a Telltale game full of choice and decisions based off of it? Why accuse everyone complaining of not getting the series when the developers were the ones who never got it in the first place?

Telltale games have horrible gameplay but we put up with it because the tradeoff is a narrative shaped by our actions. At least that's how they sell their games. But they don't seem capable of actually following through on that premise and we just get their story with QTE's.
Last edited by Moon Rabbit; Aug 1, 2017 @ 4:12pm
Oliverio Aug 1, 2017 @ 6:29pm 
Originally posted by outcast12666:
Originally posted by RageMojo:
LOL if you dont know anything about Game of Thrones, why the ♥♥♥♥ would you buy it?


Outcast is an idiot who clearly has never seen the show or read the books. Might as well get mad at Star Wars because of all the space ships.

I dont need to see the show or read the books to figure out why i should buy computer games in the first place
You clearly are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded if you think this garbage is worth the money
If you enjoy trash games so much then let me recommend no mans sky for you
Have fun ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill yourself, human garbage
RageMojo Aug 1, 2017 @ 6:33pm 
Tea, you are an idiot, plain and simple.
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