Tales from the Borderlands

Tales from the Borderlands

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MonoChaos Aug 23, 2015 @ 7:53am
First act as Hyperion President
So what do you guys hope is the first thing you get to do as President of Hyperion? Personally, I'm hoping to summon Yvette to Rhys' new office for a little "chat". Probably gonna have to fire her.

Out of a Moonshot Cannon

Into the Sun

Or a bandit camp
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Serah Aug 23, 2015 @ 9:17am 
Gonna make Yvette a Janitor :D
hodie Aug 23, 2015 @ 9:22am 
Have Jacks AI erased. Drop Yvette down the trap door. Free Butt Stallion. Pay Vault Hunters to kill Vallory. Get a kiss off Sasha already. Buy an island on Aquator and live happily ever after..
G1N-HK Aug 23, 2015 @ 9:44am 
fight Jack AI, get kicked out of helios.
ssmard Aug 23, 2015 @ 10:53am 
fire Yvette out of a moonshot cannon into a bandit camp... or the trap door... it's a hard one. As for Vallory just rain down a bunch of constructors and super badass loaders, and then restore Hyperion to its former glory. The same Hyperion that everyone loved and feared in BL2.
Last edited by ssmard; Aug 23, 2015 @ 10:54am
Not So Serious Aug 28, 2015 @ 7:57pm 
1) Have Fiona and Sasha called up to my office and give them two first-class tickets to the nicest planet money can buy
2) Send a bunch of guys to find Vaahn and rescue him
3) Save Athena
4) Forgive Yvette and let her keep her job, no revenge at all (though I won't be inviting her to my birthday anytime soon)

And that's all just in the first day of my new role as president
Alts Aug 29, 2015 @ 12:56am 
Originally posted by Rational Thinker:
1) Have Fiona and Sasha called up to my office and give them two first-class tickets to the nicest planet money can buy
2) Send a bunch of guys to find Vaahn and rescue him
3) Save Athena
4) Forgive Yvette and let her keep her job, no revenge at all (though I won't be inviting her to my birthday anytime soon)

And that's all just in the first day of my new role as president
Same up until Yvette, unlike Vagun (or is itVaahn? EDIT: Turns out I wrote Vagun not Vaughn like I meant to xD) I never really liked her so she's got a 1 way ticket to Pandora
In a moonshot cannon
Last edited by Alts; Aug 30, 2015 @ 3:18am
Not So Serious Aug 29, 2015 @ 9:01am 
Originally posted by Alts:
Originally posted by Rational Thinker:
1) Have Fiona and Sasha called up to my office and give them two first-class tickets to the nicest planet money can buy
2) Send a bunch of guys to find Vaahn and rescue him
3) Save Athena
4) Forgive Yvette and let her keep her job, no revenge at all (though I won't be inviting her to my birthday anytime soon)

And that's all just in the first day of my new role as president
Same up until Yvette, unlike Vagun (or is itVaahn?) I never really liked her so she's got a 1 way ticket to Pandora
In a moonshot cannon

Yea, I'm not saying forgive her because I think she's a good person. I want to forgive her to let everyone know how Hyperion is going to be run now. I'm introducing a new policy: If you don't have to screw someone over, don't.
Igƞis Aug 29, 2015 @ 11:21am 
1.Grab the conference call and that sweet katana and rescue athena and kill lilith i hate that woman.

2.Chill with Jack

3.Make Yvette a janitor and then shoot her and let her live make her mop the entire helios and then zap her with then stun rod and shoot her out of the moonshoot cannon

4.Do a fake gun fight with loader bot

5.Find the vault
Last edited by Igƞis; Aug 30, 2015 @ 1:41am
Hopefully kill Yvette.
Bombard Vallory with Loader Bots and Constructors.
Find vault.
MonoChaos Aug 29, 2015 @ 9:26pm 
Originally posted by Rational Thinker:
Originally posted by Alts:
Same up until Yvette, unlike Vagun (or is itVaahn?) I never really liked her so she's got a 1 way ticket to Pandora
In a moonshot cannon

Yea, I'm not saying forgive her because I think she's a good person. I want to forgive her to let everyone know how Hyperion is going to be run now. I'm introducing a new policy: If you don't have to screw someone over, don't.

You really think people are gonna follow that new policy?
MonoChaos Aug 29, 2015 @ 9:27pm 
Originally posted by Insaneslasher:
1.Grab the conference call and that sweet katana and rescue athena and kill lilith i hate that woman.

2.Chill with Jack

3.Make Yvette a janitor and then shoot her

4.Do a fake gun fight with loader bot

5.Find the vault

On the matter of Yvette, do one better, shoot her then make her a janitor and force her to mop up her own blood. Then shoot her out of a Moonshot Cannon.
Not So Serious Aug 29, 2015 @ 9:52pm 
Originally posted by Monochaos:
Originally posted by Rational Thinker:

Yea, I'm not saying forgive her because I think she's a good person. I want to forgive her to let everyone know how Hyperion is going to be run now. I'm introducing a new policy: If you don't have to screw someone over, don't.

You really think people are gonna follow that new policy?

Not at first, but it has to start somewhere. I think I could get Hyperion into a respectable, semi-honest company in about 5 to 10 years if I myself follow a policy of being respectable and semi-honest and reward people who do the same while making it harder for people who don't to rise the corporate ladders
Igƞis Aug 30, 2015 @ 1:42am 
Originally posted by Monochaos:
Originally posted by Insaneslasher:
1.Grab the conference call and that sweet katana and rescue athena and kill lilith i hate that woman.

2.Chill with Jack

3.Make Yvette a janitor and then shoot her

4.Do a fake gun fight with loader bot

5.Find the vault

On the matter of Yvette, do one better, shoot her then make her a janitor and force her to mop up her own blood. Then shoot her out of a Moonshot Cannon.

Thanks for the tip i changed it a little bit.
Chashmodai Aug 30, 2015 @ 3:09am 
Originally posted by Alts:
Originally posted by Rational Thinker:
1) Have Fiona and Sasha called up to my office and give them two first-class tickets to the nicest planet money can buy
2) Send a bunch of guys to find Vaahn and rescue him
3) Save Athena
4) Forgive Yvette and let her keep her job, no revenge at all (though I won't be inviting her to my birthday anytime soon)

And that's all just in the first day of my new role as president
Same up until Yvette, unlike Vagun (or is itVaahn?) I never really liked her so she's got a 1 way ticket to Pandora
In a moonshot cannon
Vaughn :)
Alts Aug 30, 2015 @ 3:17am 
Originally posted by Chashmodai:
Originally posted by Alts:
Same up until Yvette, unlike Vagun (or is itVaahn?) I never really liked her so she's got a 1 way ticket to Pandora
In a moonshot cannon
Vaughn :)
ty
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