I'm not a trainer anymore. I'm the overworked, underpaid, monster therapist nobody talks about 😂

I didn’t expect to like this game. The physics felt off. NPCS moved weirdly. It didn’t feel polished at all. But after 20–30 minutes, I got addicted to the gameplay loop.

It’s fast, it’s satisfying.

It’s also the perfect turn-your-brain-off kind of game.
You can zone out, enjoy the routine, and just vibe while taking care of weird little creatures. It’s cozy in a way that doesn’t ask much from you.

Customers bring in monsters with thorns, burns, or full-body ice chunks. Some are literally on fire. Use machines to clean them, bandage them, etc. After that, you still need to make them happy. You start by petting, which takes way too long, but later, you unlock toys and backyard zones to help calm them faster.

If they fight? You throw them in the fainting recovery machine.

Progression feels smooth and constant.
You unlock more stations, and eventually an upstairs area where you can hatch your own monsters. I didn’t get too deep into that part, but the concept of collecting and raising your own is solid.

Yes, it’s early access.
Controls aren’t always intuitive. Some monsters share names. NPCS walk through walls. But honestly? It didn’t matter.

Final Rating: 7/10

I purchased this game because it looked cute and something I might find rewarding. I don't have the patience to find out if further game play does become rewarding because currently the progress is too slow.

There is NOTHING rewarding about this game. I dislike the graphics, but I was willing to tolerate that if the gameplay was good - and it's not.

It's slow, repetitive, no story text, miniscule profit (cheap bulk out of game play time on the developer's part), the tutorial messes up if you mess with stuff before being asked to.

The only goal worth laughing about was seeing how much garbage you could throw on the street before it became a problem, but even that got boring fast.

enjoyable to play