What Happen? Where is Game?

[Hubbleton]

I was just looking at this yesterday and it said it was launching today.

Like literally yesterday.

Not today. Know what I mean?

Yesterday.

Not today...

But rather...

THE DAY BEFORE.

[WaffleStomper]

Mods on the Discord server announced the game isn't going to release on Steam today and cant give a date when it will release. This all happened 3 hours after announcing it would release later this evening. Devs and Mod Team don't communicate and the entire team has no communication or accountability. They started by blaming steam for setting the wrong release time then said it wouldn't be released today at all after announcing a successful launch day in their announcement tab. Pretty clear picture being painted here.......

[patricks1985]

I don't know, where they're going but I'm pretty sure it's a long flight. They'll need to feed their community some more nonsense, at least for a little while.
Those hard working "devs" won't be safe until they clear customs.

[Hubbleton]

Did you guys hear the latest update from Pokimane? She said, "I let the developers of Paradise perform a three dimensional laser scan of my actual B-hole." She said, "It was making a Rizz Face. I think it turned out great." I've still got high hopes.

[patricks1985]

Russians used to be intimidating bad guys in action movies back in the day. Now they're getting their asses kicked by Ukrainian grandmas and try to scam teenagers out of their parents money using crypto. What a downgrade.

[JakeFromStateFarm]

Why dose Steam allow this stuff on their platform??

[Hubbleton]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von JakeFromStateFarm:

Why dose Steam allow this stuff on their platform??

Steam is the next GGEM.

[ZOVOLUTION]

SCAM

[Hubbleton]

How is everyone liking the game so far?

[FAIL! Chapi]

The Game never existed.

[Snow Nanami]

indeed the game never existed, its just a tech demo in the apartment of a hotel, nothing more .. u all hyped the rendered trailer and the scenes that didnt show much of the world, not even the driving was real, the driving was just rendered and the gameplay was set up in little areas with assets of animations and objects .. thats a shame of a company that u re not even transparent enough .. haha and the menu in the trailer is just a modified version of the Unreal Asset Store Menu from Epic xD thats soo sad

[Hubbleton]

No way. You guys are crazy.

[patricks1985]

Notice how "the Juice" disappeared just when the release window opened. He had us fooled this entire time. If the glove don't fit, you gotta pump & dump!

[Hubbleton]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Funnym4nxD:

Ursprünglich geschrieben von patricks1985:

Notice how "the Juice" disappeared just when the release window opened. He had us fooled this entire time. If the glove don't fit, you gotta pump & dump!

lmao yup get rich quick lol schemers will always be schemers and watch give it few weeks another one will show up...and another one....and another one...cuz its gta 5 all over again lol

Not sure what you guys are on about. I've been busy playing this remarkable open world game that launched earlier. I just located the Pokimane character. She wasn't lying about the B-hole scans.

[patricks1985]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Hubbleton:

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Funnym4nxD:

lmao yup get rich quick lol schemers will always be schemers and watch give it few weeks another one will show up...and another one....and another one...cuz its gta 5 all over again lol

Not sure what you guys are on about. I've been busy playing this remarkable open world game that launched earlier. I just located the Pokimane character. She wasn't lying about the B-hole scans.

If I was Pokimane's lawyer, I'd be somewhat relieved, to see that inZOI doesn't appear to be one of the games you play. Once certain mods become available, you'd do horrible things to her.

[ThugDragonz]

LOL look on twitter go to their site and DL and play waiting on steam and epic approval