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Hubbleton Apr 2 @ 11:53am

What Happen? Where is Game?

I was just looking at this yesterday and it said it was launching today.

Like literally yesterday.

Not today. Know what I mean?

Yesterday.

Not today...

But rather...

THE DAY BEFORE.

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Originally posted by bamagoatt:

11 PM UTC is 6 PM CST this is a case of Steam mixing up the time zones and making release window not accurate.

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WaffleStomper Apr 2 @ 3:04pm

Mods on the Discord server announced the game isn't going to release on Steam today and cant give a date when it will release. This all happened 3 hours after announcing it would release later this evening. Devs and Mod Team don't communicate and the entire team has no communication or accountability. They started by blaming steam for setting the wrong release time then said it wouldn't be released today at all after announcing a successful launch day in their announcement tab. Pretty clear picture being painted here.......

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patricks1985 Apr 2 @ 3:07pm

I don't know, where they're going but I'm pretty sure it's a long flight. They'll need to feed their community some more nonsense, at least for a little while.
Those hard working "devs" won't be safe until they clear customs.

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Hubbleton Apr 2 @ 3:14pm

Did you guys hear the latest update from Pokimane? She said, "I let the developers of Paradise perform a three dimensional laser scan of my actual B-hole." She said, "It was making a Rizz Face. I think it turned out great." I've still got high hopes.

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patricks1985 Apr 2 @ 3:17pm

Russians used to be intimidating bad guys in action movies back in the day. Now they're getting their asses kicked by Ukrainian grandmas and try to scam teenagers out of their parents money using crypto. What a downgrade.

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JakeFromStateFarm Apr 2 @ 3:58pm

Why dose Steam allow this stuff on their platform??

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Hubbleton Apr 2 @ 4:07pm

Originally posted by JakeFromStateFarm:
Why dose Steam allow this stuff on their platform??

Steam is the next GGEM.

Last edited by Hubbleton; Apr 27 @ 12:17pm

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ZOVOLUTION Apr 2 @ 4:08pm

SCAM

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Hubbleton Apr 2 @ 4:08pm

How is everyone liking the game so far?

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FAIL! Chapi Apr 2 @ 4:15pm

The Game never existed.

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Snow Nanami Apr 2 @ 4:18pm

indeed the game never existed, its just a tech demo in the apartment of a hotel, nothing more .. u all hyped the rendered trailer and the scenes that didnt show much of the world, not even the driving was real, the driving was just rendered and the gameplay was set up in little areas with assets of animations and objects .. thats a shame of a company that u re not even transparent enough .. haha and the menu in the trailer is just a modified version of the Unreal Asset Store Menu from Epic xD thats soo sad

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Hubbleton Apr 2 @ 6:25pm

No way. You guys are crazy.

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patricks1985 Apr 2 @ 6:31pm

Notice how "the Juice" disappeared just when the release window opened. He had us fooled this entire time. If the glove don't fit, you gotta pump & dump!

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Hubbleton Apr 2 @ 6:39pm

Originally posted by Funnym4nxD:
Originally posted by patricks1985:
Notice how "the Juice" disappeared just when the release window opened. He had us fooled this entire time. If the glove don't fit, you gotta pump & dump!

lmao yup get rich quick lol schemers will always be schemers and watch give it few weeks another one will show up...and another one....and another one...cuz its gta 5 all over again lol

Not sure what you guys are on about. I've been busy playing this remarkable open world game that launched earlier. I just located the Pokimane character. She wasn't lying about the B-hole scans.

Last edited by Hubbleton; Apr 2 @ 6:40pm

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patricks1985 Apr 2 @ 6:43pm

Originally posted by Hubbleton:
Originally posted by Funnym4nxD:

lmao yup get rich quick lol schemers will always be schemers and watch give it few weeks another one will show up...and another one....and another one...cuz its gta 5 all over again lol

Not sure what you guys are on about. I've been busy playing this remarkable open world game that launched earlier. I just located the Pokimane character. She wasn't lying about the B-hole scans.

If I was Pokimane's lawyer, I'd be somewhat relieved, to see that inZOI doesn't appear to be one of the games you play. Once certain mods become available, you'd do horrible things to her.

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