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AC Shadows has at the credit roll
over 2 hours of credit rolling. That is how many ppl were involved from the start to the finish.
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Originally posted by tpowl1400:
over 2 hours of credit rolling. That is how many ppl were involved from the start to the finish.


Was it chock full of the the developers "children" named "Xir Tiddles, Xhe Fluffypaws"? That would explain the credits runtime.
But did they credit their Discord mods?
Originally posted by YoYoStevo:
But did they credit their Discord mods?

I’m sure they did. Along with their reddit jannies as well.
I didn't bother watching the entire credit roll. Who would?
I just got the length of credit roll time off of someone else.
Last edited by tpowl1400; Mar 20 @ 8:49pm
Originally posted by tpowl1400:
I didn't bother watching the entire credit roll. Who would?
I just got the length of credit roll time off of someone else.


Yeah two hours of credits is just a tad overkill. When devs include things like "developer babies", I cringe.
It's not the length of credit roll that I am asking you guys to focus on, the sheer fact the credit roll is that long translates directly to dollar signs in cost. You have had so many agencies involved in putting AC Shadow out there you can't even have patience to watch thru the credit roll.
Last edited by tpowl1400; Mar 20 @ 9:03pm
Originally posted by tpowl1400:
It's not the length of credit roll that I am asking you guys to focus on, the sheer fact the credit roll is that long amounts to dollar signs in cost. You had so many agencies involved in putting AC Shadow out there you can't even have patience to watch thru the credit roll.


Oh I'm sure there was paydays abound for that credit roll. Maybe Ricky Gervais was right all along about acceptance of accolades and everything in between. Accept your accolades, thank the people who pay you. In this case, buying the game. Then say a simple: "Thank you for playing!" and move the eff onto something else.

I remember when credits were seen more of an actual thank you and had jokes. Now? They just seems like a list off asspats. When even the game journos say that credits for game are too long, you know you are messing up.
Dev has me on short leash because I wrote so much lol. Anyway, here's the latest on what Ubisoft is up to reading from their Twitter/X.

We’re giving away game codes for Assassin’s Creed Shadows while we play with the Creative Director! Tune-in now at http://twitch.tv/ubisoft.

These guys like an hour ago were giving away free code on Twitter/X , but then got caught doing it and ppl started talking about them. But oh no, they can't stop giving away free codes. Head on over to Twitch!
Last edited by tpowl1400; Mar 20 @ 9:29pm
Max Mar 20 @ 9:29pm 
Finally something to challenge Death Stranding's 2 hours ending cutscene
See how Ubisoft is manipulating their sales figure? yeah , and they aren't even shameful of doing so because like what the hell, everyone knows about us, why hide anything? LOL
Last edited by tpowl1400; Mar 20 @ 9:38pm
Originally posted by tpowl1400:
over 2 hours of credit rolling. That is how many ppl were involved from the start to the finish.

Symmetrical design!

It starts with a boring slog of extensive consecutive cutscenes and flashbacks.

Then it ends, with a boring slog of extensive credits.

It's like poetry!
tpowl1400 Mar 20 @ 10:06pm 
Originally posted by spyke2009:
Originally posted by tpowl1400:
over 2 hours of credit rolling. That is how many ppl were involved from the start to the finish.

Symmetrical design!

It starts with a boring slog of extensive consecutive cutscenes and flashbacks.

Then it ends, with a boring slog of extensive credits.

It's like poetry!
lol
2,000+ employees working on the program of course its a 2 hour roll.....

Wait a minute. 2,000+ employees? 5 years in production with the average developer salary being €41,550 per year in France means they spent $448,740,000 USD just on salaries. Nothing like fibbing about the budget to try to keep your stock prices high. They have to sell over 6 million copies at full price just to cover the cost of salaries, let alone rent, electricity, legal fees, VAT, and advertising. They aren't making the 11-12 million sales they need just to break even.

OK folks get ready for the next installment of Assassin's Creed... brought to you by Tencent.
Yasuke Dev should add A.I generated names to the creditlist to beat AC Shadows by 1 min.
Originally posted by Sel Und Irae:
Yasuke Dev should add A.I generated names to the creditlist to beat AC Shadows by 1 min.
I read that as Yandere dev, anyway those don't need to be fake identities, just those the director identified as in the past lol. Those are the rules they set. :)
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