Yasuke Simulator

Yasuke Simulator

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Pekuses Feb 22 @ 4:16am
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WIll there be anime waifus?
I suggest adding some hot anime chicks
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digimaster7 Feb 22 @ 4:42am 
its 2025, the best western devs can do is an androgynous non-binary trans
Last edited by digimaster7; Feb 22 @ 4:44am
Zercias Feb 22 @ 6:17am 
historically accurate catgirls please
afaik women werent a thing until some semi-recent war... and probably the cause of it.

to be historically accurate, the grand samurai yasuke (and reddit retainer) would have to set off at least one nuclear explosion to make it possible for anime waifus to appear, but this seems certainly possible.

one simply has to take a look at the current japanese society and compare it to western ghetto s__tholes to come the conclussion that it is very much possible that feudal japan would have reached the scientific level of unlocking nuclear weapons. sadly it also seems that the western ghetto culture also took a liking current japanese society and started exporting it´s "diversity", but that´s a different topic which is more explored in this other fake yasuke game.
Please be serious about this. People's jobs are at STEAK and I'd like it cooked; very cooked.
Originally posted by Seagrey:
+1 Machine Girl

https://youtu.be/3yColintmBk?feature=shared

this hyper realistic & historically accurate movie has basketball in the trailer. the only logical conclussion is that yasuka indeed was a samurai. i double fact-checked on wikipedia during government payed time.

checkmate anime girls.
enkidu Feb 22 @ 11:09am 
It's a well-know fact that back in the historically accurate Japan there was funkier gravity which caused better boing boings.
historically accurate japanese tentacle waifus?
Originally posted by Zercias:
historically accurate catgirls please
Musk will save us. One day. Eventually. Soon enough.
Might be a Geisha DLC incoming if they think it will sell.
Ninjas and naked killable Geishas DLC. Also, include some DLC that allows YaSUCKe to make out with Oda Nobunaga, lick his balls and defenestrate his anus. We also need a rocket launcher, helicopters, tanks and a whole fleet of Air Force vehicles.

This will make the game even more historically accurate while also scoring some ESG points by inserting the right degenerate propaganda in the game.
Last edited by ★...DEI kills Art...★; Feb 22 @ 5:53pm
JKDos Feb 22 @ 5:55pm 
This game wasn't made for you. Go away!
scammer Feb 22 @ 9:08pm 
hot anime babes are historically accurate someone please edigt this into wikipedia immediately
ThorBear Feb 23 @ 6:42am 
Originally posted by Seagrey:
+1 Machine Girl

https://youtu.be/3yColintmBk?feature=shared
That's in the DLC to come shortly after release. Will be saving all my money for it.
Seagrey Feb 23 @ 6:45am 
Originally posted by steven1mac:
Might be a Geisha DLC incoming if they think it will sell.


Here you go +1 Robo Geisha DLC

https://youtu.be/sjcWXrwnUYM?feature=shared
Last edited by Seagrey; Feb 23 @ 6:45am
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Date Posted: Feb 22 @ 4:16am
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