Yasuke Simulator

Yasuke Simulator

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Romance Options for Yasuke?
Yasuke didn't go to Feudal Japan just for sword swinging only. Will the game have other characters you can romance? I feel like this game needs to have this option since it would otherwise be very difficult to compete with other past feudal games like....

"Romance of the Three Kingdoms"

That's like 3 kingdoms worth there....

Yasuke has his red chariot Jaguar waiting for the right companion to woo as long as he doesn't run him/her over.
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I think Shadows willhave the buttseks I so desire to see in my games........ but unfortunately Im sure it will only be alluded to in this other lil knockoff game.

Now, if they pull out a hot coffee, then I will change my review to this being maybe actually decent! ...but I think Shadows spent much more on the important subject matter, and thus are MUCH MUCH MORE friendly to gays than this weird game.

That is my opinion, at least until both release.

Good luck w your weird asset flip game, I know I'm going to get what I need from shadows, and you're gonna get left out in the cold having to watch the amazing scenes from your obamaphone.

Jerk.
It's confirmed the game will feature a historically accurate cast of diverse white women for Yasuke to romance, and to further draw in the BG3 crowd all sex scenes will be shown in explicit detail
Yasuke romance option with Mazda Miata when? Then in the end they be happy and have baby called Bumblebee
Please add LGTBHDTV+ representation. Romances should always be gay, in this game and every other game. Make YaSUCKe make out with Oda Nobunaga, lick his balls dry and defenestrate his anus. This must be the MAIN plot of this game.

Games can't have enough poo-pushing DEI woke sodomite degenerate propaganda shoved in them. Everywhere. I mean it. We, the fragile and entitled "modern audience", crave this crap more than air (or higiene, or morals).

If you refuse to obey my orders, I will cry and feel unsafe.
Last edited by ★...DEI kills Art...★; Feb 22 @ 5:27pm
Seagrey Feb 23 @ 12:14am 
Can he be railed by Hans? Oh wait...
You can swing a different kind of sword in the romance mini games
Slayn Feb 23 @ 1:31am 
I heard he is Train-sexual, Ubisoft never lies
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Date Posted: Feb 21 @ 4:22pm
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