The Ming Vase Club - No Filthy Peasants Allowed

[A X I]

Those filthy peasants that don't have ming vases are really getting on my nerves. Do they not realize that Team 17 doesn't prefer them? They post on this forum as though their plebian wishes matter.

When I deploy my ming vase in local matches against AI, I enjoy recording it with shadow play then watching it replay in slow motion. Each fragment of the vase reminds me how special I am as a user of this game, and how special the non-Team17-Select are not. Granted we do share access to our vase collection to the masses but it is of course only a gesture of pity. At night we bring our vases home for local play, something the have nots shall never do. A hardy hah.

I say gentlemen, doesn't it feel good to be chosen?

[Penumbra]

LOL yes it does

[lolschrauber]

Ming vase master race.

[Red]

I got a

Isn't it funny when people asks a company to break their word when it suits them?

[rebca]

Isn't the ming vase just a banana bomb in dynamite form?

[DigitalDreamTower]

Originally posted by Actually Ed The Undying:

Isn't the ming vase just a banana bomb in dynamite form?

That's what makes it beautiful

[Penumbra]

Originally posted by Rednavi:

I got a :BaseBat:

Isn't it funny when people asks a company to break their word when it suits them?

And then they get pissed off

[Snowcone Guy]

Originally posted by Toeslayer:

Originally posted by Rednavi:

I got a :BaseBat:

Isn't it funny when people asks a company to break their word when it suits them?

And then they get pissed off

They never "gave their word" on that.
All they said was "If you buy the game right now, this is what you currently get for your money. This current offer will end on August 23. Then the offer changes."

They never said "This offer will never come back.This will be the only way to ever get this stuff. We promise you that we will never put this in future updates, DLCs or GotY versions."

I hope that they unlock the full weapon roster for all of us as soon as possible.

[Red]

Yeah... OK

http://steamcommunity.com/app/327030/discussions/0/359543542235155657/#c359543542235418886

http://steamcommunity.com/app/327030/discussions/0/358417461605734598/#c358417461605766707

http://steamcommunity.com/app/327030/discussions/0/359543542235380623/#c359543542235438540

[A X I]

Originally posted by Snowcone Guy:

Originally posted by Toeslayer:

And then they get pissed off

They never "gave their word" on that.
All they said was "If you buy the game right now, this is what you currently get for your money. This current offer will end on August 23. Then the offer changes."

They never said "This offer will never come back.This will be the only way to ever get this stuff. We promise you that we will never put this in future updates, DLCs or GotY versions."

I hope that they unlock the full weapon roster for all of us as soon as possible.

Oh look who wandered into our club hall, I say, boy, do you not have a Ming Vase to call your own? There is a code for this establishment, don't embarass yourself any more than you have already. Hardy har...

[Penumbra]

Yeah we will you

[Danilo.ds]

Lol, how do you feel now we discovered that the Ming Vase exclusivity was a lie?

[A X I]

Originally posted by Danilo.ds:

Lol, how do you feel now we discovered that the Ming Vase exclusivity was a lie?

idc since the game is dead now.

[Danilo.ds]

Originally posted by 𝓐𝒚𝒆𝓔𝒙𝓔𝒚𝒆:

Originally posted by Danilo.ds:

Lol, how do you feel now we discovered that the Ming Vase exclusivity was a lie?

idc since the game is dead now.

Well, maybe you're right...