Day in the life of a Chinese citizen

[Chudimir Lenin]

- Be me, a responsible citizen of the Glorious land of China!
- Live in Beijing
- Wake up at 4 am to the 500 tons of carbon dioxide in my area
- Eat something that may or may not be harmful to my body
- See my neighbour being executed by the CCP for making a mild joke about our glorious leader Xi Jinping
- Try to go to factory but get stuck in the traffic for the 847th time
- Finally reach the factory the next day
- Start my 15 hour shift to manufacture fake dog poop
- Co-worker tries to escape from a window but the nets stopped him from falling
- Do this for 7 years
- Save up enough to buy my 5th house in hopes of getting married
- Try to retrieve my money from the bank but all the accounts have been locked because of a housing bubble crisis
- Reach home depressed to see guys in hazmat suits waiting for me to quarantine me for 50 years
- Watch state-authorised news channels
- Go on reddit and twitter and insult Taiwanese and Americans and uphold the name of the glorious CCP
- Sleep after having a wonderful day in the prosperous and flawless land of CHINA!

[Klibabin]

Best and realest post on this discussion forum so far

[Chudimir Lenin]

Originally posted by pexmaker:

There will be ordinary people in any country in the world, and the United States is no exception, otherwise the American people will not like Trump, Trump is a spy sent by our China, you know 😋, the Chinese name JianguoChuan was founded

He’s doing a really bad job if he is your spy

[Sneakyrat]

Originally posted by pexmaker:

There will be ordinary people in any country in the world, and the United States is no exception, otherwise the American people will not like Trump, Trump is a spy sent by our China, you know 😋, the Chinese name JianguoChuan was founded

That's crazy, - 1000 Social credits score.

[Sneakyrat]

Originally posted by pexmaker:

Originally posted by Sneakyrat:

That's crazy, - 1000 Social credits score.

Originally posted by Sneakyrat:

That's crazy, - 1000 Social credits score.

There are 97 genders in your country, and wow, it seems that you guys love LGBT+, wow, wow! 😋

That's crazy.
Tell me, What's that one thing your government loves to do? Oh right "disappear" people and create "tofu Dredge" construction...

Common West Taiwan L

[Sneakyrat]

Originally posted by pexmaker:

Originally posted by Sneakyrat:

That's crazy.
Tell me, What's that one thing your government loves to do? Oh right "disappear" people and create "tofu Dredge" construction...

Common West Taiwan L

You can hate our government and politics! But don't be confused, China has always been united and unified, and this has been the case since the Qin Dynasty since ancient times,

Yeah united under Taiwan, glad you're catching on so fast. Although careful saying that online, The CCP is watching and they'll "disappear" you. :)

Originally posted by pexmaker:

and your support for Taiwan independence is just like my support for your 911 terrorism! Support your continents as independent states! Just as Great Britain will eventually be divided! Wow oh haha 🤩🤠

I'm not American or British you numpty, i don't give a ♥♥♥♥ about something that happened 23 years ago in another country. 😂

[Sneakyrat]

Originally posted by pexmaker:

Originally posted by Sneakyrat:

Yeah united under Taiwan, glad you're catching on so fast. Although careful saying that online, The CCP is watching and they'll "disappear" you. :)



I'm not American or British you numpty, i don't give a ♥♥♥♥ about something that happened 23 years ago in another country. 😂

No matter what I say wrong, which country you come from, please remember that the fact that the Chinese have always loved peace will not change, and the fact that China will not take the initiative to invade any country in history will not change, and this has nothing to do with modern times!
But the love of peace among the Chinese people is not the same as compromise and concession, the first and second world wars a bunch of countries compromised and retreated caused world war, if you do not cherish the current peace, OK, you will go!

West Taiwanese's education system strikes again!
You want to know something fun about not being behind the "great firewall" I have free access to so much information.

The fact you don't even get basic human rights, I can call my local politician a tremendous thunder ♥♥♥♥ without geting "disappeared", Can you?

The Uyghurs still ongoing...

Tienanmen square - figure varies hundreds - thousands estimated

Tong Chup - 43 dead, (inc. women+children)

Daoxian - 7696 dead 1397 forced suicide 2146 injured

Daxing - 325 dead

I can keep going all day my dear mislead West Taiwanese friend :)

[Phishfood]

Originally posted by idestroy:

West Taiwanese people thinking this is an effective insult is hilarious. It's as if they are incapable of talking sh*t, super bizarre. It's similar to the Indian telemarketers that get mad and say the same dumb crap about your mom.

It's because they are trying to effectively argue in their own language the things they think are insulting just don't come across the same way.

[skymagic2]

Originally posted by pexmaker:

Originally posted by Sneakyrat:

Yeah united under Taiwan, glad you're catching on so fast. Although careful saying that online, The CCP is watching and they'll "disappear" you. :)



I'm not American or British you numpty, i don't give a ♥♥♥♥ about something that happened 23 years ago in another country. 😂

No matter what I say wrong, which country you come from, please remember that the fact that the Chinese have always loved peace will not change, and the fact that China will not take the initiative to invade any country in history will not change, and this has nothing to do with modern times!
But the love of peace among the Chinese people is not the same as compromise and concession, the first and second world wars a bunch of countries compromised and retreated caused world war, if you do not cherish the current peace, OK, you will go!

動不動就說要侵犯台灣 愛好和平? 是不是玩遊戲玩昏頭了?

[久远寺Alice]

没来过北京？平壤都没你说的那么夸张，难不成是被法新社的剪辑给吓到了？

[MAGA Slayer (8647) ⑨]

So pathetic that people are brainwashed by winnie the poo and his censorship of the internet so only his word matters. Being jealous of Taiwan doesn't give a good reason to hate.

[Chudimir Lenin]

Originally posted by 久远寺Alice:

没来过北京？平壤都没你说的那么夸张，难不成是被法新社的剪辑给吓到了？

Originally posted by 久远寺Alice:

没来过北京？平壤都没你说的那么夸张，难不成是被法新社的剪辑给吓到了？

北朝鲜？那个在乌克兰被打得屁滚尿流的朝鲜？那个朝鲜？

[Lvl 10]

Originally posted by 久远寺Alice:

没来过北京？平壤都没你说的那么夸张，难不成是被法新社的剪辑给吓到了？

https://imgur.com/a/6kO9SZ0

[Kally D]

Originally posted by pexmaker:

There are 97 genders in your country, and wow, it seems that you guys love LGBT+, wow, wow! 😋

Gay marriage is legal in Taiwan, that's why China is so desperate to get in there.

[Phishfood]

- Have my parents spend their life savings sending me to university
- Poor economy means I'm competing for the same job as 16,000 other people
- Can't even get a job as a factory worker
- Spend savings buying a moped to do food deliveries
- Get my moped confiscated by police because I can't afford the bribes

[Sneakyrat]

Originally posted by Kally D:

Originally posted by pexmaker:

There are 97 genders in your country, and wow, it seems that you guys love LGBT+, wow, wow! 😋

Gay marriage is legal in Taiwan, that's why China is so desperate to get in there.

Ah i see so Winnie the pooh wants some Taiwanese Bussy, it makes so much sense now.