"ROCKSTAR’S VISION FOR GTA V IS PERFECTION—WHINERS JUST CAN’T HANDLE THEIR 200 IQ GENIUS!!!

[Mr.Frog]

HOW DARE the ungrateful fing haters screech about GTA V’s ”11-year re-releases” when Rockstar is LITERALLY HANDING US A MASTERPIECE ON A SILVER PLATTER—a game SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GOOD, SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TIMELESS, that they’re letting us BUY IT AGAIN OUT OF PURE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOVE! OF COURSE PC players waited two extra years for the “Enhanced” update—Rockstar was TOO BUSY POLISHING THIS DIAMOND INTO A GODLY FING SUPERNOVA, blessing us with CRUCIAL ♥♥♥♥ like checks notes… ray-traced puddles and a $3 MILLION HSW HONDA THAT GOES 0.5MPH FASTER! And YES, GTA Online is STILL getting updates INSTEAD of story DLC—WHY THE F** WOULD WE NEED ”nArRaTiVe” WHEN WE CAN GRIND THE SAME FING CASINO HEIST FOR THE 9,000TH TIME to afford a virtual Lambo that’ll be POWERCREPT NEXT WEEK? ”Lazy”?! SHOVE YOUR BULLSHT COMPLAINTS UP YOUR A! Rockstar’s OBVIOUSLY SAVING THEIR FING MAGIC for GTA VI, which is ABSO-FING-LUTELY COMING (ignore the fact they’ve re-released GTA V more times than your dad’s re-released his marriage vows)! So SHUT YOUR WHINY LITTLE FS and BOW TO THEIR FING BRILLIANCE as they ALLOW us to REBUY THIS SAINTLY GAME UNTIL OUR CORPSES ROT! #RockstarIsGod

[nzkfc]

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[Doko]

Cool, another award bot.

[Aboundingfly3r1]

Bootlicking bot

[Geralt]

Remember that really clever and funny comedian from Birmingham?

Me neither.

[ThirdhandTaters]

what's a fing hater? What's a fing supernova? What's a fing casino heist? What's fing magic? What is fing brilliance? Are you the fing? We definitely don't like you. I don't think you are a supernova. Can we rob you, fing? You aren't that brilliant. Go fing yourself somewhere else.

[HaZ]

Ragebait ahh post🤣