Milk your space cow, create your space cheese, create random armor and tools. Continue to do all of this to embark on different adventures to fight enemies, collect items, and more.

Ima be honest, I like this game mostly because of the cows.

My gambling addict friend said if I post a review and it gets 150 likes and 50 Awards that he will buy me a case of beer, some vodka and 1 kg of lemon So im just gonna leave this here.

Мой друг-игроман сказал, что если я опубликую отзыв и он наберет 150 лайков и 50 наград, он купит мне ящик пива, немного водки и 1 кг лимона, так что я просто оставлю это здесь.

dont even bother playing this game. first off the learning curve is ridiculous lol. second off, dont even THINK about trying to ask for help in the chat, you have nothing but entitled people in chat doing the opposite of help. The only people staying with the game are the devs and people who started playing it at launch. the mods wont even help, all they do is make fun of you along with the first day players. they claim they try and help but i dont think they realize their way of "helping" is just trashing and talking down to newer player base. DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME UNLESS YOU JUST WANNA TALKED DOWN AND MADE FUN OF. hilarious bc i was putting my own money into this game weekly lmao. was really doing what i could to learn everything i could about this game. im home from work sick for 2 1/2 more months. i planned on playing this game and investing my money into it weekly the entire time im off lmao. i guess the devs care more about their day 1 ppl than making their lil idle game grow! BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *incoming dev/mods with the jester emote and an immature response on why none of my review is true* lmaoooooo


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you are right, i was trying to get help, while i was being harassed and trolled by your other wonderful mods/players. i was doing everything i could to try and learn this game correctly. i don't think ive ever seen a game have so many consistent BAD reviews due to ONE thing, the crappy mods/devs and how they handle situations lol. every single one of them. its amazing honestly lol. i "got aggressive" bc i was TRYING to learn and had your mods harassing me and making fun of me. i have seen multiple other complaints about the SAME THING, in discord, in game etc. Your passive aggressive approach to a completely obvious issue is hilarious. Every single person that had the SAME EXACT COMPLAINT about the SAME EXACT THING isn't wrong LOL. Maybe LISTEN to your fan base and quit being aholes to your new players and you might make some money. Maybe you still will, maybe you wont? idk and i could careless lol. But i know one thing, you wont be getting my money outta my pocket any longer!



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i never said i didnt get help silly goose. whats amazing is in EVERY SINGLE NEGATIVE COMMENT YOU CONTINUTE TO TIP TOE AROUND THE ACTUAL PROBLEM LMAOOOOOO . absoolute waste of time and brain activity on this thread lol. Learn to account for the issues with your game or youre gonna end up stuck with the same 40 players in 2 years lmao. in the end this is hilarious bc this means nothing to me and my life. its your game and youre losing money every second by pissing off ppl that are willing to spend money on your game like me lmao. "bozo"

and to add ive never had a dev argue with me so thats pretty cool brag lmao.