Geometry Dash jokes!

[john splitgate]

If anyone has a good gd joke post it here! :)
Here's one:
-Why can't Geometry Dash walk?
-Because it has only two toes.
*Yes, now you wanna kill me*

[J0onyA]

what

[fat]

Originally posted by GK DxCellX:

If anyone has a good gd joke post it here! :)
Here's one:
-Why can't Geometry Dash walk?
-Because it has only two toes.
*Yes, now you wanna kill me*

Oooooookay, I get it.
Two toes.
Toe = Theory of Everything
Theory of Everything and Theory of Everything 2 is in GMD.

[J0onyA]

Originally posted by ARandomGamer7:

Originally posted by GK DxCellX:

If anyone has a good gd joke post it here! :)
Here's one:
-Why can't Geometry Dash walk?
-Because it has only two toes.
*Yes, now you wanna kill me*

Oooooookay, I get it.
Two toes.
Toe = Theory of Everything
Theory of Everything and Theory of Everything 2 is in GMD.

ooooooh, that makes sense now

[Vens]

Why are geomitricians (us) afraid of other people's houses ?
We are scared it will have a bloodbath.

[tutuco]

Why did the Geometry Dash train complete Stereo Madness?
To get back on track!

Okay... Sorry

[GetRektKid]

um

robtop said he was releasing 2.1

the hype train was so big it derailed

someone had to

ok you get the joke xddddd

[uhhwhat]

knock knock

who's there?





not the 2.1 update

i hope i pass in my sleep xd

[iVoltaire :>]

Something weird was going on in this guy's house. So he suspected it was a polargeist!

My favourite genre of music is Clubstep :p

[J0onyA]

Originally posted by Plaxen TRADING CSGO SKINS:

knock knock

who's there?





not the 2.1 update

i hope i pass in my sleep xd

omfg lol

[weed gaming]

why do you not play geometry dash at school. BECAUSE YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥ FRIENDS TAP THE SCREEN TO ANNOY YOU EVEN THO YOU GOT 89 ON THEORY OF SKILLEX.

[J0onyA]

Originally posted by Zea:

why do you not play geometry dash at school. BECAUSE YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥ FRIENDS TAP THE SCREEN TO ANNOY YOU EVEN THO YOU GOT 89 ON THEORY OF SKILLEX.

this happens to me too, except not on theory of skrillex

[jiwas]

I have the best joke









the 2.1 release date

[Pyrocreep]

Tries to find good level, finds a level, its a normal level, plays it, dies a couple of times, relizes: Its a auto level. GET IT? CAUSE PEOPLE DONT KNOW HOW TO RATE AN AUTO LEVEL AS "AUTO"

[john splitgate]

Originally posted by InfernalDoritos™:

I have the best joke









the 2.1 release date

Damn, best joke ever xD

[updawg]

Originally posted by Zea:

why do you not play geometry dash at school. BECAUSE YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥ FRIENDS TAP THE SCREEN TO ANNOY YOU EVEN THO YOU GOT 89 ON THEORY OF SKILLEX.

I feel u bruh. But, the different is, i had that happen in every level i play, and every time whenever i have my friends watching me, then they take my phone, play GD by themself and say the level i play is too ez for them, and fail countless time at 1% coz apparently im the only one to be a GD gamer at school that play it all day lol.