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It's really him.. You guys partied too early.
shhh.. let him.. Warren is mine anyways. It's not like he had a chance.
D: We can't have that happen, Warren needs to give that water bed a work out! I'll be damned if I let this butt ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Brady Bunch break up! Pride, don't give up on Warren! After everything we've read from you, you two would be perfect for eachother. To quote the words of a great man, "DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS!"
Not to mention PrideSP...
It's much simpler than that, he's only out for replies
Warren and Pride fanfic
After the ending we all know is going to happen, Chloe and Max drive off together, heading to LA. Warren, left all alone, sad and depressed, is approached by a smiling Pride. "She may have left you, but I'll never leave your side!" Warren, overcome with joy, jumped with excitment, "Well its about time. When I read your post talking to Scott I knew you were talking about yourself and not Max! Um, you wanna come back to my room with me?" Pride, overcome by his dream finally coming true replies, "Of course, I want to be with your forever!" They head off to Warren's room. Warren lets Pride in, "Why don't you lay down on my bed for awhile and make yourself comfortable." Pride, unable to control himself, gets on his knees and looks at Warren deeply in his eyes while holding his hands, "Warren, I've wanted you since the day I saw you. I want to give myself to you, brown eye and all." Warren blushes and smiles, "What would you like to do to me?" Pride stand up and begins telling Warren his ultimate fantasy.
"Well, first, I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, and play with my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with the other, but don't stick you're finger in. Then I want to pinky your mouth while I stick it in your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ brown, while you watch and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ spank it in a dixie cup. After that, I want to smell your nipples for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my ♥♥♥♥ so it looks like a bullfrog. Then I want you to ♥♥♥♥♥♥ flick my nuts while you spank me off in the same dixie cup that you came in. Then, we throw the dixie cup out."
lmao, I died at the "I want to give myself to you, brown eye and all."
Wait, look behind his name: he's *still* banned! How can he post??!