*spoilers* Best quote from LiS?

[n3rull]

Simple question - what is(are) your favorite quote(s) from LiS?


My pick is a vulgar one, but since it's just a direct quote from the game and these forums are for adults only anyway (age check :) ), I'll let myself put it here in full.

My favorite is Victoria's "Go fuck your selfie". That's because of how it merges an otherwise perfectly legit and popular "Go fuck yourself" with the ingeniously situational pun towards Max's obsession over "selfies". A true insult masterpiece imo, made me laugh my ass off.

[Bern]

"Rachel gave great headshots, she gave great head too after I dug her up one last time"-Mr. Jefferson says this in episode five in the nightmare.

[solxiz]

"Ready for the mosh pit, shaka brah"
EPIC

[-3xA'Lu©κy the disappearing act]

From episode 2 after saving Chloe from a train (I give the previous line as well for context):

Max: My powers might not last Chloe
Chloe: That's okay -- we will. Forever

[RepairCat]

"I WAS EATING THOSE BEANS!!!"

[i could eat glue]

Uhm, my favorite quote(s) would probably be:

"I WAS EATING THOSE BEANS!" - Frank

"Did you just say 'Hella'? I think I'm a good bad influence on you." - Chloe

"I love that your my partner in crime," and then "as long as your my partner in time."

Finally:
"But, maybe we shouldn't leave without a gift," Chloe to Max
"You're not taking the cozy chair," Max to Chloe in response
"Max, do your powers include mind-reading? Or did you just rewind because I tried to steal the chair? I'm confused." (I think that's how it went, not sure.)

I think Chloe is one of the most quotable video game characters, imo.

[Bern]

My favourite quote is "Workers of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your chains" from Karl Marx

[Zagreus' right nipple]

Something that Chloe said about morning gropes lol

[i could eat glue]

Originally posted by ;492378806382184222:

Something that Chloe said about morning gropes lol

Oh, I believe it was "Uhh, thanks for the morning grope." as you come back from the alternate universe. Before that, she either says something like "you had your chance to kiss me" or "one kiss and you want more" depending on if you took her up on that dare. ;)

[n3rull]

Originally posted by Kafooku:

Finally:
"But, maybe we shouldn't leave without a gift," Chloe to Max
"You're not taking the cozy chair," Max to Chloe in response
"Max, do your powers include mind-reading? Or did you just rewind because I tried to steal the chair? I'm confused."

That's a good pick, but I would actually call Max's response the best in that conversation:
"It's the power of best friendship. I know how you roll."

Another memorable quote that came to my mind - again, vulgar :)

Chloe: "This is bullshit. Fuck you door!"
I love it because of how ridiculous it sounds to tell a door to ♥♥♥♥ itself lol.

Oh oh oh and another one.

"Without naming names, If somebody had access to the art and science labs and wanted to construct a device that would, say, open a locked door, would you maybe kinda know how? Huh? No, i'm just asking for fun."

[awakeningcry]

Max - "Yes, if only the Principal had a Monet or Picasso, you'd still be at Blackwell"
Chloe - "Eat me"

[TargetLost]

"I am the worst baby mama. DRINK UP!!!"
"It has been one strange ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ day."

[x[pricefield]]

From Chloe -
"Oh, and thanks, Chloe!"
"Girls? Ooh la-la..."
"Don't look so sad. I'm never leaving you..."
"I just don't think anybody is good enough for you... besides me."

[Pecho]

This one really made me laugh :D
Mr Jefferson - "The only place where I can be myselfie is in the dark room".

[Vibe Check]

Originally posted by ManlyMan:

My favourite quote is "Workers of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your chains" from Karl Marx

Comrade

[awakeningcry]

"it's nice to know Victoria loves something besides herself" - Max, when reading graffiti that says "Victoria loves the D"

"I'm sorry, your names aren't on the list. You'll have to eat ♥♥♥♥ now"

Chloe: "Man, [Warren] is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in love with you"
Max: *facepalm* "I know"