Ask Bonzi Buddy

[Canis latrans]

Every other hellspawn is doing it.

[Canis latrans]

Originally posted by Toy FlamingWaffles 3.5:

remember expand dong

> I was only 9 years old
> I loved Bonzi Buddy so much, I had all the merchandise and malware
> I pray to Bonzi Buddy every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
> "Bonzi is love" I say. "Bonzi is life"
> My Kermit dad hears me and calls me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥
> I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Bonzi Buddy
> I called him a frog
> He slaps me and sends me to my room
> I am crying now, because my face hurts
> I go into my computer and it is very clean
> I feel malware moving towards me
> I fell something touch my computer
> It's Bonzi Buddy
> I am so happy
> He whispers into my ear, "This is my jungle"
> He grabs me with his powerful virus hands and puts me on my hands and knees
> I'm ready
> I remove my antivirus for Bonzi Buddy
> He penetrates my PC
> It hurts so much, but I do it for Bonzi Buddy
> I can feel my computer tearing as my eyes start to water
> I push against his force
> I want to please Bonzi Buddy
> He roars a mighty roar as he fills my computer with his malware
> My dad walks in
> Bonzi Buddy looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all virus now, Kermy"
> He leaves through my window

Bonzi is love, Bonzi is life

[Lord Dougman W. Godspeed]

I dont think we have been properly introduced

[500 cigarettes]

Bonzi, you look incredibly similiar to me...

[Canis latrans]

Originally posted by Old Bonnie:

Bonzi, you look incredibly similiar to me...

get a face

[Canis latrans]

Originally posted by Fully Sikh:

I dont think we have been properly introduced

My name is Bonzi Buddy your own virus companion

[Canis latrans]

Originally posted by Mall the Gamer:

remember expand dong

I need an expansion pak for that

[500 cigarettes]

Originally posted by BonziBuddy:

Originally posted by Old Bonnie:

Bonzi, you look incredibly similiar to me...

get a face

Get a anti-virus.

[Canis latrans]

Originally posted by Old Bonnie:

Originally posted by BonziBuddy:

get a face

Get a anti-virus.

Get rekt

[Lumanator]

What is my name? How about Expand Dong!

[Canis latrans]

Originally posted by Lumanator is really feeling it:

What is my name? How about Expand Dong!

You need an expansion pak for that

[SemidarkTwilan9X_]

Originally posted by BonziBuddy:

Originally posted by Lumanator is really feeling it:

What is my name? How about Expand Dong!

You need an expansion pak for that

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