Five Nights at Freddy's

Five Nights at Freddy's

Saucy Stan Aug 19, 2014 @ 12:34pm
$120 a week
♥♥♥♥ if i had to do this i would need full benefits the ♥♥♥♥ is this $6 and hour buillshit. On an unrelated note; just puit the guard in a hollow animatronics suit and then he can walk around and party with the demonic animatrons. ONE OF US, ONE OF US. Good times.
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Artemis Aug 19, 2014 @ 12:37pm 
I'm better off with an empty wallet and no traumatic experiences about pizza and bunnies for the rest of my life, thanks.
Romin^5 Aug 19, 2014 @ 1:40pm 
Why would you need security anyways? Those animatronics could keep the place pretty secure.
Owl_eyes Aug 19, 2014 @ 2:02pm 
Actually I heard that this game takes place in the past, around the end of the 80's. So it's around that era that money would be worth more.
Saucy Stan Aug 19, 2014 @ 2:12pm 
that makes more sense with the cameras then.
cool man Aug 19, 2014 @ 2:18pm 
Originally posted by ^5Romin:
Why would you need security anyways? Those animatronics could keep the place pretty secure.
security guard as live bait to keep the animatronics from leaving and going on a rampage
Derekt Aug 19, 2014 @ 2:46pm 
Originally posted by TheTaxman:
Actually I heard that this game takes place in the past, around the end of the 80's. So it's around that era that money would be worth more.

The Bureau of Labor has a really good inflation calculator which I hope other agencies of the world adapt for their own currencies : http://www.bls.gov/data/inflation_calculator.htm

We'll put the first date as 1987 since Mike's predecessor mentioned the 'Bite of '87', an event obviously a few years old (but, since inflation has kept rising ever since and I want a large estimate, I chose the closest date possible). The second date will be 2014. Results: 241.77$.

Considering Mike works 6 hours per night for 5 nights, that's a total of 30 hours or 8.05$ an hour! Barely above minimum wage. There are two more nights where he receives a bonus, I don't remember the extra pay though.

Personally, I prefer the theory that the game takes place after 2087 - hence the Bite of '87 happened in 2087, not 1987. A dystopian future is the only era in which someone would be desperate enough to guard killer robots for minimum wage.
Saucy Stan Aug 19, 2014 @ 3:06pm 
good theory actually.
Fenris Aug 19, 2014 @ 3:09pm 
Originally posted by TheTaxman:
Actually I heard that this game takes place in the past, around the end of the 80's. So it's around that era that money would be worth more.

More like in the 90's but would still be a ridiculous pay for this job, and even more with the "bonus" of .50 cent at the 6th night. I would definitivly have bailed half way through the first night even for a decent pay XD
Originally posted by Panoptical:
Originally posted by TheTaxman:
Actually I heard that this game takes place in the past, around the end of the 80's. So it's around that era that money would be worth more.
There are two more nights where he receives a bonus, I don't remember the extra pay though.
In the extra nights he gets 120.50$
Kind of a ♥♥♥♥ move.
Last edited by bronze age pervert; Aug 19, 2014 @ 3:15pm
MercenaryMH Aug 19, 2014 @ 4:48pm 
that is actually a good idea xD
The Courier Aug 19, 2014 @ 8:24pm 
What if the security guard had childhood memories of freddy and friends
Hazmat Aug 19, 2014 @ 10:02pm 
Originally posted by Fenris:
Originally posted by TheTaxman:
Actually I heard that this game takes place in the past, around the end of the 80's. So it's around that era that money would be worth more.

More like in the 90's but would still be a ridiculous pay for this job, and even more with the "bonus" of .50 cent at the 6th night. I would definitivly have bailed half way through the first night even for a decent pay XD
That's 120.50 for working one night though. Not 120 for the first 5 days and then an added .50 for day 6.
Geldon Aug 19, 2014 @ 10:09pm 
That's a pretty sweet 1980s iPad he's monitoring the security feeds on.
1337Walrus Aug 19, 2014 @ 10:46pm 
It's four dollars an hour, not six.

Below minimum wage for that job... yeah.
Saucy Stan Aug 19, 2014 @ 10:49pm 
$4 is right my bad. 4x6 is 24. silly me
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Date Posted: Aug 19, 2014 @ 12:34pm
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