npc dialogue and romance

[damb]

am i cooking??

[Mr. Rubber Ducky]

Romance system would be silly but meh, if there are farming games with it in it, then why not here.

[Major Troll]

A real dopeman will have them cluckers suckin' for a hit

[StrangeAK47]

if i marry a dealer do i get my 20% back? Polygamy?

[Banzai]

Whatever you're cooking smells like burnt toast.