THIS GAME IS A GOVERNMENT PSYOP

[BLA01]

I don’t like Schedule I and here’s why.

First off, the game LITERALLY encourages drug manufacturing. I thought this was going to be a simulation game, not Breaking Bad Simulator.

Secondly, the gameplay loop is nonexistent. There is no goal. You make stuff, you sell stuff, you get raided. Congrats.

Third, the AI is dumber than a DEA intern. NPCs walk into walls, police raids feel like kindergarteners playing tag.

Fourth, it tricks you into thinking it's "deep." But 10 hours in you're just sitting there, mixing virtual powders and staring at a blinking thermometer like an unpaid intern in a chemistry lab.

Fifth, and most importantly, bugs everywhere. I lost 8 hours of progress because the game forgot what a save file is.

You WILL get bored. You WILL question your life choices. And then you'll ask yourself: "Why is this game rated Overwhelmingly Positive when it's basically Drug Tycoon 2008 with TikTok aesthetics?"

And before anyone says “hurr durr it’s early access,” I don’t care. So was RimWorld and it didn’t fry my GPU and delete my save.

This is my honest opinion.

[Pepper Pimienta]

Lol I would love to see people try to make drugs using the steps in this game you do know the way you make the ♥♥♥♥ is not even remotely accurate. So saying it encourages Drug manufacturing is foolish.

[MaxKool007]

Fry my gpu..... the common post of morons. Games dont break your GPU. Improperly setup systems do.

[Sistermatic™]

Originally posted by BLA01:

you get raided

Obvious you've never played.

[Rce™]

If this is your honest opinion then you must have many many screws lose. I also doubt you have even played the demo, let alone paid for the full game as there ARE NO POLICE RAIDS U MORON. You do not STARE at any thermometers, there isn't one in the game!! omg this is getting out of hand. mods have to step up and close these threads ASAP. Be gone pathetic useless troll.

[silver dragon [dragania cnl]]

i do have a feeling this is abit of a bait but part of me feel it is genuine too so let's try to be civil

i do think i understand your frustration with save file deleting itself for any sort of reason as i felt like whenever i played a game with no automatic save i felt horrific because of i've wasted literal hours of my day getting everything

with the game loop i could ask if life isn't a loop of some kind like you need todo basic stuff on a regular basis with what kind of life style you have but i don't completely understand your point
my point being is you do need to keep doing stuff to earn money to get more of the same stuff you're producing whatever thay may be even though it is tedious in the end

with the AI sure i could see that they're stupid as i've done multiple 70-80+% chance of success then NOPE! not what i wanted or thought i could get

with the first one don't you see whenever you start up the game why it is bad and "please don't use drugs" ? i'm certain you did but could think otherwise though i do need your input on this one

i may not think it is deep as i think i just need to the necessary stuff to produce whatever i am producing which is tedious sure but atleast i'm getting stuff done however long it may take


i do hope after some time and after it has fully released and stuff has been added plus properly optimised your opinion changes time will tell if you do or not i hope for the better

[Sir Kepi]

Another pointless bait thread for jester points. If you want them to go away, stop rewarding them.

[Rce™]

Originally posted by Sir Kepi:

Another pointless bait thread for jester points. If you want them to go away, stop rewarding them.

+1

[Wantoomany]

Check this dudes post history. Bait threads is all he does.

[Rce™]

Originally posted by Wantoomany:

Check this dudes post history. Bait threads is all he does.

And not very well by the looks, pathetic.

[Scarsick]

Originally posted by Sir Kepi:

Another pointless bait thread for jester points. If you want them to go away, stop rewarding them.

Please.

[skOsH♥]

jester farming attempt by op but here's some balloons instead:

This game shows this lifestyle in a completely unrealistic manner, and it doesn't seem to glorify it in the slightest. Oh yeah I want to run around endlessly in real life literally hustling faster than the fastest hustler so I can make a ton of cash and then have to worry about laundering it and I'm not going to be able to interact with a unity computer asset and drag a slider and hit ok to just clean my money irl, so then I'll have to massively overpay for a business to clean my money and get audited and go to prison most likely, or I can try and just launder it by buying a ton of collectible art and rare items that aren't handled by any official auctioneer or reseller and then resell those later for clean cash so I can have laundered money in 10 years with no attention drawn to me or just be delegated to federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison (office space reference)

Its very easy to evade police by traversing mirror's edge style around the towns you deal in irl, and the physics glitches that were made well-known in half-life 2, such as the box glitch to launch yourself into space, or propel you forward at 5000units/s, work irl too, that's how I get around, and if that doesn't do the trick, I put some granddaddy purp in a blender with a red bull and tylenol, smoke that ♥♥♥♥ up after it takes a week to dry and a day to light and a day to smoke because it would burn terribly, then I can just zip around like a pinball. 'I might as well be master chief, chiefing it up masterfully I'm just lacking a grappling hook' <--free rap bar for anyone looking to make a rap about this game

The section of the game where you need to move the blender and pour the contents into the mixer, is definitely 1:1 game:irl accurate, as it seems to be a really good simulation of what it would be like to try and physically move a blender and pour it, after smoking weed mixed with viagra, gasoline, mouthwash, and battery acid.

If this game was made in Unreal Engine 5, meant to look photorealistic and the empire building was realistic, and way more tedious, and time consuming, but somehow fun, then that would be basically promoting such a lifestyle....but this game...is silly, a lovely treat, definitely *not* how this lifestyle would work irl, even if one forgets the comedic effects gained from the mixing processes and whatnot and the cartoonish art style. It's why I am savoring this game as Tyler takes his time with the updates.

If everything was like it was in the game, everyone would be doing this irl because they could make like 20 grand a day and grow things literally in less than a day. The game has south park levels of absurdity to its logic but that's what makes it fun to play imo

[Elegant Caveman]

Please explain how any of those things makes it a "psyop".

Who's conducting this psyop? To what purpose?

[FalconiZzare]

I wonder why playing FIFA doesn't make me Messi.... Thoughts?

[Progje]

Originally posted by BLA01:

I don’t like Schedule I and here’s why.

First off, the game LITERALLY encourages drug manufacturing. I thought this was going to be a simulation game, not Breaking Bad Simulator.

Secondly, the gameplay loop is nonexistent. There is no goal. You make stuff, you sell stuff, you get raided. Congrats.

Third, the AI is dumber than a DEA intern. NPCs walk into walls, police raids feel like kindergarteners playing tag.

Fourth, it tricks you into thinking it's "deep." But 10 hours in you're just sitting there, mixing virtual powders and staring at a blinking thermometer like an unpaid intern in a chemistry lab.

Fifth, and most importantly, bugs everywhere. I lost 8 hours of progress because the game forgot what a save file is.

You WILL get bored. You WILL question your life choices. And then you'll ask yourself: "Why is this game rated Overwhelmingly Positive when it's basically Drug Tycoon 2008 with TikTok aesthetics?"

And before anyone says “hurr durr it’s early access,” I don’t care. So was RimWorld and it didn’t fry my GPU and delete my save.

This is my honest opinion.

I just don't buy it because of the boring gameplay it will be after 2 hours.
I saw it happen on streams where they got bored and started to do weird stuff which has nothing to do with the game. That is not me.
What point there is to sell all ur stuff and you can't do anything with your money.
Pretty useless if you ask me.
Good idea, many people will fall for it.

[ˢᵈˣ FatCat]

preach it brother, stay woke