Crazy Ideas

[SteelGutsTN]

* JAIL – When you get arrested, you get a skippable cutscene of being mug-shotted.
-Collect a gallery of your mugshots in stats so you can fondly remember all the great times you’ve been locked up.
-Put a revolving door on the jail.
*FOOD CARTS – Random carts peddling hotdogs, burritos, and pizza slices. No free drinks.
*OPEN THE BAR – Drink heavily and engage in brawls. I thought this was America!
*FUNCTIONAL RESTAURANTS – Like Mings and The Slop Shop. Get fat from over-eating.
*Huge alligator in the sewer.
* Get piercing at Dean’s Tattoos.
*Expand the casino for poker, craps, and roulette.
- Short hotel tower above it just to make it stand out in the skyline.
*Basic city skyline in the distance to make the world feel bigger.
*Use bus stops to fast-travel across the map.
* Pallet outside Mic’s pawn.
*The Auto Shop can improve speed and handling of vehicles. Within reason.
*More neon lights/signs and fluorescent light glow in the night.
*Dynamic fire hydrants and phone booths. React when hit by a car.
*Ring for service bell for delinquent cashiers.
*Ferry from the docks to the west wharf.
*Use bolt cutters to cut strategic holes in fences to open new routes of travel and escape.
*Stairs next to the barbershop to improve flow and provide cover for the dope deals that get schedules directly in front of the police!
*Cover windows with plywood from the hardware store.
*Baggies can be sold and stored in boxes of 60.
*Ability to import MP4’s for the TV and radio.
*Ability to hop over low walls.
*Increase the length of daytime.
*Smoke crank out of a light bulb or soda-can to add variety.
*Be able to buy/microwave a burrito, donut, or pizza and get a frozen drink at the Gas Mart. Frozen drink name- "Cherry Slurrie."
*Make cigs and donuts consumables.
*Pay for Uncle Nelson’s legal defense and deal with his coke-head lawyer at HAM Legal.