I can't afford the straight title and now everyone thinks im gay

[Luncho]

I'm not very good at fishing and to make matters worse I love gambling so I'm really struggling to afford the straight title,, because I lack this status all of my friends are affectionately calling me fruity and boyliking etc . this is disastrous since i'm straight you see,


UPDATE:

I held a fundraiser and all of my friends chipped in some fish so i could afford to come out as straight.
When I bought the title, the possum called me a "straggot"(?) and spat in my face, and the title itself has QUOTATION MARKS..
i'm not sure if this was a bug or something, this has only exacerbated the speculation on my sexuality and numerous theories have come to light as a result such as the popular luncho egg theory

[Luna [it/they]]

awwww ;3

[SilverLight]

Easy fix if you don't have ten thousand to blow on a title, just get the white undershirt and cigarette cosmetics, and the "fish fear me" hat. Also helps to buy a beer and just hold the can every once in a while, or get the 6-pack prop

[zero]

just keep on those scratch off, 99% of gamblers fail before they hit it big

[glacierithink]

or, y'know, you could just embrace the joke. you being insecure about it seems kinda gay to me, idk man

[SilverLight]

Originally posted by glacierithink:

or, y'know, you could just embrace the joke. you being insecure about it seems kinda gay to me, idk man

r/whoosh

[scout]

titles are optional lol

[glacierithink]

Originally posted by SilverLight:

Originally posted by glacierithink:

or, y'know, you could just embrace the joke. you being insecure about it seems kinda gay to me, idk man

r/whoosh

I was literally adding to the joke, but okay

[elliehugg]

did you know its been proven that more straight people have won the lottery than not... i think this might be a sign, you have GOT to get better at gambling ASAP or im afraid youll be a little banana or an apple or an orange or a pear or a strawberry or a durian or a kiwi or a lemon or a black raspberry or a creeping raspberry or a delicious raspberry or an arctic raspberry or a mountain raspberry or a korean raspberry or a hawaiian raspberry or a purple-flowered raspberry or a snow raspberry or a white bark raspberry or a peach or a tasmanian alpine raspberry or a golden himalayan raspberry or a wild himalayan cherry or wooly jelly palm fruit or a water apple or a water berry or watery rose apple or a water pear or a muskmelon or a wood-apple or a tumbo or a prickly pear fruit or a nipple beehive cactus fruit or a grape or Davidson's plum or Buddha's hand or jackfruit or Dead man's fingers for the REST of youre Life.

[Bumblebro]

Originally posted by SilverLight:

Easy fix if you don't have ten thousand to blow on a title, just get the white undershirt and cigarette cosmetics, and the "fish fear me" hat. Also helps to buy a beer and just hold the can every once in a while, or get the 6-pack prop

Wifebeater cosplay, love it.