and if your gonna say buy broforce shut your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mouth

有没有中国人做个朋友

I cannot make out ANYTHING in the control settings for my game pad. The screen is zoomed in only on those settings in a way I cannot see jack (did try with the resolution with no success) and what the hell is axis 1 - 3? Half of the settings I do not understand? I just want to set my melee, jump and shooting....

IN THE START MENU, WHEN I CLICK ON PLAY IT KEEP SAYING "REQUESTING JOIN.." AND IT WON'T START EVEN WITH Z & T KEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED TO PLAY THIS GIGACHAD GAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You should definitely add some achievements! Free is fantastic, really.....though for some added fun achievements would be lovely. ;)