BETA - bots are something...

[Hoxatron]

First game with bots they did nothing and just stood there. Restarted and one instantly went for the cannons while the others were just there... lifeless... After I got over the fact that they are probably posesed by the devil I went to emp and none of them shut down 0/10 would not realism again. After I started driving the cannon bot started shooting at a bubble. Once it was destroyed it really seemed to like the fire button and never stopped firing. This continued for the entire game.
Once we got attacked by sharks and nemos on steroids they just instantly repaired it so good on them. Then squids came and none of them came to the drivers room to kill the tentacle so I had to stop driving and kill it. It was at this point we were getting barraged endlessly by sharks and nemos on steriods so I put 2 electricities into weapons and loaded the guns with torpedos! Except the bot never used them. I switched it to torpedos for them and they still used the machine gun. It was at this point I attempted to summmon satan so I could sell my soul to him so the bots would do other stuff but I couldn't summon him. It was at this point I found a cave that I docked at and all the bots were already at the ladder. It was at this point I was totally convinced that they were possed by the devil. Ignoring the fact that this is probably hell and I just don't know it I went into the cave and instant crab! Blah blah blah one bot gets downed and all the other bots quickly start worrying (weird for the devil to care... oh wait this is hell and it needs to be believable nvm) but the bot is quickly revived and all is well! But the bots seemed to have not realized this and continue to spam worry words. After like a mintue they stop and at this point everything is normal. We go through the cave some of us get downed and at the end we all come back to the submarine. Then we leave and continue to get barraged by nemos on steroids. We go deeper and the bots that arent manning the guns stay there lifelessly only moving to repair the ship. It's at this point we get to the quadken and beat it by moving back and forth whilst letting the gunner do most of the work by pointing the gun down and not breaking its winning streak of holding down the button.. It's at this point I realize it's a game and quit.

TL:DR Bots are lifeless if they dont have a task assigned they spam worry words even after the bot/player has been revived they wont stop firing the machine gun and wont use torpedos and may not even work. Oh and yes, I did get the game right before the halloween sale to (hopefully) get the hat. No, I have no shame.

[The Dev Wife]

I'm sorry that you had such a frustrating time, but I'm also glad you didn't end up selling your sould to the devil, haha! Also, no shame in wanting the hat, it's pretty freaking awesome! Speaking of, I've got you down on the list to receive the code for this awesome hat. Thank you so much for trying out the beta, and for leaving us such detailed feedback! :)

[Hoxatron]

:D