No Shower, No Service Policy.

[Soli]

I don't mind a few customers coming in smelling like ass (it happens IRL), but the amount of customers coming in smelling like ass is just socially unacceptable. The deodorant and dispenser is one thing, but I would love to kick these stanky mfers out of my establishment.

[Lucius]

Isn't this kinda discriminatory? It’s like the developers are reinforcing the tired stereotype that all TCG collectors are basement-dwelling, hygiene-challenged nerds. Sure, a couple of smelly customers is realistic, but when half your clientele is rolling in smelling like they haven't seen a shower in a week, it feels like they're taking a cheap shot at the community. How about we get an option to kick these stanky mfers out with some class instead of treating them like they're part of the package?

[Dregeno]

I want do the same. My house, my roules. the law cannot reqire who i serve.

[god.amunre]

Would be funny, if the player could buy a baseball bat and kick some stinker ass, but then recieve 1 Star Ratings + Debuff in Costumervisits for violent behavior^^

[Helldiver]

People don't stink when they first go to your game store. Most would shower before going to my store for the tournament and event days.

However... by about noon, or afternoon after everyone's had their Subway sandwiches or what ever they had to eat for lunch, the AC is running all day barely able to keep the temperature down with all the people in there... THAT'S when people start stinking.

Add to that, people get nervous while playing and they have a win or loss at stake, and soon by about evening several patrons reek. Not just guys either, girls would stink up a storm as well.

The only way around this was to just not have people gaming in the store or have events/tournaments in the store.

The game does a decent job representing this, however I don't like how the smell dispenser looks. In real life the Glade thing is a small wall mounted sprayer with little aerosol cans that you refill it with. Note those things work best for bathrooms. In the store they hardly masked the smell of garlic, onions, and B.O.

The other thing the game doesn't represent is how people normally go to your store smelling ok. It's after they've been in your store a while that they start to stink.

[Voriki]

Originally posted by god.amunre:

Would be funny, if the player could buy a baseball bat and kick some stinker ass, but then recieve 1 Star Ratings + Debuff in Costumervisits for violent behavior^^

And then get sued and the games turns into Courtroom Simulator.

The first levels you are defending yourself. As you know, those defend themselves have fools for a client. And only on later levels you can hire lawyers, increasingly better - and more expensive - each iteration.

[god.amunre]

Originally posted by Voriki:

Originally posted by god.amunre:

Would be funny, if the player could buy a baseball bat and kick some stinker ass, but then recieve 1 Star Ratings + Debuff in Costumervisits for violent behavior^^

And then get sued and the games turns into Courtroom Simulator.

The first levels you are defending yourself. As you know, those defend themselves have fools for a client. And only on later levels you can hire lawyers, increasingly better - and more expensive - each iteration.

Or you go "all in" and defend yourself with good oldscool cardgame and if you loose = you loose all money or jail time^^
And how about a secret card drop like a "get out of jail card" in booster packs

[Aihana Etsu]

They should have a chance to start stinking after playing at the table for >1hr. With increased chance as time goes on.
Airconditioning to change it to >2hr.
Gotta stay true to tcg shops

[Old Nerd Reviews]

I'd appreciate if there was a settings option to turn the whole stinky customer thing off if we wanted. Those de-stinkers take up valuable floor space.