Is there anything I can do to make the Comatose Ferret's life not crap?

[Reverend Belial]

Because honestly it kinda depresses me...

[FancyMustelid]

Just pretend it's just a normal ferret. They're pretty lazy. In fact, I haven't noticed much difference between my own ferrets and the comatose ferret in SS. Well, except mine get up and play for a few hours before going back to a dead sleep.

[Reverend Belial]

I come from a place where ferrets are illegal to own, so I don't have any personal experience with them. That's a good bit of information for me to keep in mind though, it does actually make me feel a little better (as long as I pretend I never read it's line for talking to it).