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St0RM53 May 23 @ 1:30am

DUUM: THE MILKING AGES

Game is absolute trash. 3/10 max. Where to start?

OPTIMIZATION (LACK OFF):
- Needs a 5090 with x4 FG to get 120fakeps
- Even with a 3080/6900 you need to lower settings to a mid just to barely play 60fakeps
- At mid settings game looks like ps3 title, if not worse, DOOM 2016 level (although you can run that at 400 real native fps)
- It's another NoVideo RTX propaganda game (like Cyberbug 2077) to sell you overpriced obsolete gpu's
- RT was a mistake that can't be fixed, but look at RE8/RE4 or even Wukong (which is 9/10 min game), runs global illumination and much more detailed environments 2-3x better that this POS

GAMEPLAY (FOR MOBILE GEYMERS)
- You are basically a tank, just press E to punch kill or RMB to shield kill, repeat until you finish the game
- Difficulty is useless as it's just modifiers, i finished Eternal on nightmare first run (where even the first enemy can kill you), this game's nightmare is just the enemies do x2.5 damage, just dodge or parry (seriously in doom?). What's funny is that yet some smallass environmental fire damages you like you are a baby; i can sit in that fire IRL without a suit longer than the doom slayer lol
- You ride a dragon and a mech like you play some minecraft mod (GEY AF)

STORY (MADE BY SWEETBABY INC)
- Micro$hit: "How do we milk this franchise?" Copy what COD is doing and stylize it as medieval B$, but make it woke AF, and hire interns with no pay to do it.
- Now they/them called the Duum Gooner

MUSIC (LOOK HOW THEY MASCARAED MY BOY)
- They probably just fed the previous series OST into CuckPilot AI, and generated "new" music, although it's MID AF.

VALUE (OH HELL NAH!!)
- DENUVO / DRM = INSTANT NO BUY
- 80EUR = NEVER GO FULL REDTURD
- NO DEMO = BECAUSE ONLY DUBTOUKS WOULD BUY
- And no i didn't pay for this game, i've borrowed it to try out to see if it's worth it (it's not even at half price), uninstalled.

DOOM 3 IS NOW LAUGHING FROM THE GRAVE

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space

May 23 @ 1:32am

yea, i'd also be mad if i had 6k hours in banana and 3k hours in pubg

St0RM53 May 23 @ 1:38am

Originally posted by space:
yea, i'd also be mad if i had 6k hours in banana and 3k hours in pubg

ohh you are so tough that's your argument? because everything i said it's true

banana = my pc plays it since it's open 24h, i made 15eur off it
pubg = paid 15eur made over 30eur just selling skins and i enjoyed the game even though i played since beta that was full of bugs (it was funny af)

talloyer May 23 @ 1:40am

STORY (MADE BY SWEETBABY INC)
- Micro$hit: "How do we milk this franchise?" Copy what COD is doing and stylize it as medieval B$, but make it woke AF, and hire interns with no pay to do it.
- Now they/them called the Duum Gooner

That's on Hugo Martin, actually, though I do not doubt SBI "assisted" him to make it happen. Was SBI actually involved??

Joseph

May 23 @ 1:47am

Not true. Game rocks. Parry is fun, when you become good at it.

Performance is fine on a RTX 3080 Ti. 90 FPS avg @ 4K DLSS P.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHB7Kb0MVmE

St0RM53 May 23 @ 1:50am

Originally posted by talloyer:
STORY (MADE BY SWEETBABY INC)
- Micro$hit: "How do we milk this franchise?" Copy what COD is doing and stylize it as medieval B$, but make it woke AF, and hire interns with no pay to do it.
- Now they/them called the Duum Gooner
That's on Hugo Martin, actually, though I do not doubt SBI "assisted" him to make it happen. Was SBI actually involved??

Yeah i know he is involved, he probably just sat around collecting a huge paycheck from M$ for putting his name on the game while having the interns do the work.

St0RM53 May 23 @ 1:53am

Originally posted by Joseph:
Not true. Game rocks. Parry is fun, when you become good at it.

Performance is fine on a RTX 3080 Ti. 90 FPS avg @ 4K DLSS P.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHB7Kb0MVmE

It's just lame for a Doom game. Go play Wukong or a Souls-like, where parrying and perfect dodging actually matters and you can't spam it like a noob in this game.

Joseph

May 23 @ 1:58am

Sure. What ever.

DeathDealer has DOOM: The Dark Ages

May 23 @ 1:59am

you dont even have the game ya crying lil broke brat.......you dont even know what you're talking about. reported for trolling

I pee in the shower May 23 @ 2:01am

I would pay someone to write terminally online brain rot reviews of old literature. Imagine this review but on Huckleberry Finn.

Berserk Slayer has DOOM: The Dark Ages

May 23 @ 2:04am

Originally posted by St0RM53:
spam it like a noob in this game.

FYI this is an easier difficulty settings take

Which you only get by agreeing you're (as you put it) a noob and need it. Not shaming anyone by the way, we're just slaying at the of the day, play how it's fun for you and I don't look down you as a "noob" for that. Just saying

Last edited by Berserk Slayer; May 23 @ 2:13am

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