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Holografix Apr 21 @ 9:47am
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DOOM is cringe now.
Trailer #2:
"Launch the slayer"
A random low-level Hellion telling Hell-Boss, "you won't be the uber-boss, as long as Slayer is around" is basically the plot of Snow White.

Might be fun, but whole Doom aesthetic is cringe now. RIP.
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MILKElikeCAT Apr 21 @ 9:52am 
hmmm, OK
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space Apr 21 @ 9:59am 
ooh, it's "cringe" now, i better refund my prepurchase then, cause it was super serious business up until now
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Holografix Apr 21 @ 10:09am 
Originally posted by space:
ooh, it's "cringe" now, i better refund my prepurchase then, cause it was super serious business up until now
being cringe doesn't mean it isn't enjoyable. if you like it, that's fine. but from what i saw, the whole vibe: heavy metal, medieval, 'Launch the Slayer' quotes, in 2025? Doom is definitely cringe now.
Last edited by Holografix; Apr 21 @ 10:29am
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GAMRKNIGHT352 Apr 21 @ 10:29am 
*literally the coolest thing ever*

>erm, ackchually, thish is cringe and heckin' shucksh!!!
>I am VERY intelligent!!!
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Holografix Apr 21 @ 10:35am 
Originally posted by GAMRKNIGHT352:
*literally the coolest thing ever*

>erm, ackchually, thish is cringe and heckin' shucksh!!!
>I am VERY intelligent!!!
i'm gonna need a translation for this.
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DreadLurker Apr 21 @ 10:51am 
*literally the coolest thing ever*

"uhhh actually this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks"
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ShaDoW Apr 21 @ 11:01am 
Couldn't be cringier than Borderlands 3 so it's fine.
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DESTARD Apr 21 @ 11:10am 
The problem is game is developed for Wide Screen Monitors and not 17 inch Crts
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Holografix Apr 21 @ 11:12am 
Originally posted by ShaDoW:
Couldn't be cringier than Borderlands 3 so it's fine.
it's close. i'd about the same. tho at least BL3 is campy and not taking itself seriously. DOOM Dark Ages is trying to hit that serious tone. "Launch the Slayer!" total cringefest.
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Grampire (Banned) Apr 21 @ 11:24am 
Originally posted by Holografix:
Trailer #2:

Might be fun, but whole Doom aesthetic is cringe now. RIP.

Originally posted by DOOM 1, Episode 1, Knee-Deep in the Dead:
Once you beat the big badasses and clean out the moon base you're supposed to win, aren't you? Aren't you? Where's your fat reward and ticket home? What the hell is this? It's not supposed to end this way!

It stinks like rotten meat, but looks like the lost Deimos base. Looks like you're stuck on the shores of hell. The only way out is through.

To continue the Doom experience, play the Shores of Hell and its amazing sequel, Inferno!

Originally posted by DOOM 1, Episode 3, Inferno:

The loathsome Spiderdemon that masterminded the invasion of the moon bases and caused so much death has had its ass kicked for all time.

A hidden doorway opens and you enter. You've proven too tough for Hell to contain, and now Hell at last plays fair -- for you emerge from the door to see the green fields of Earth! Home at last.

You wonder what's been happening on Earth while you were battling evil unleashed. It's good that no hell-spawn could have come through that door with you...

Originally posted by DOOM 2: Hell on Earth:
The horrendous visage of the biggest demon you’ve ever seen crumbles before you, after you pump your rockets into his exposed brain. The monster shrivels up and dies, its thrashing limbs devastating untold miles of Hell's surface.

You've done it. The invasion is over. Earth is saved. Hell is a wreck. You wonder where bad folks will go when they die now. Wiping the sweat from your forehead, you begin the long trek back home. Rebuilding Earth ought to be a lot more fun than ruining it was.

Let me know if this is enough education on the history and relation between what you call "cringe" and Doom, toddler, because I can keep going.
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Holografix Apr 21 @ 11:52am 
Originally posted by Grampire:
Originally posted by Holografix:
Trailer #2:

Might be fun, but whole Doom aesthetic is cringe now. RIP.
toddler
nothing drives a point home like calling someone a toddler. even using the term 'toddler' as an insult is cringe.
Last edited by Holografix; Apr 21 @ 11:52am
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Grampire (Banned) Apr 21 @ 12:16pm 
Originally posted by Holografix:
Originally posted by Grampire:
toddler
nothing drives a point home like calling someone a toddler. even using the term 'toddler' as an insult is cringe.
Good.
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space Apr 21 @ 12:21pm 
Originally posted by Holografix:
nothing drives a point home like calling someone a toddler. even using the term 'toddler' as an insult is cringe.
why do you use that word in every sentence? did you just discover it today?
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UNBREAKABLE Apr 21 @ 12:42pm 
Originally posted by space:
Originally posted by Holografix:
nothing drives a point home like calling someone a toddler. even using the term 'toddler' as an insult is cringe.
why do you use that word in every sentence? did you just discover it today?
It's just like the parrot I had growing up as a kid. Once they hear something they don't want to stop repeating it even if they don't understand what it means!
Last edited by UNBREAKABLE; Apr 21 @ 12:42pm
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Holografix Apr 21 @ 12:45pm 
Originally posted by UNBREAKABLE:
Originally posted by space:
why do you use that word in every sentence? did you just discover it today?
It's just like the parrot I had growing up as a kid. Once they hear something they don't want to stop repeating it even if they don't understand what it means!
here, ill fall right into your characterization so you feel validated: cringe.
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