Amita was complaining about how everyone was looking down on her for being a woman

[ULTRA]

Then 2 of Min's soldier's showed up and she hit the dirt like the useless bimbo she was. Then I did her job for her despite having no personal stake in it. And I instilled correct Western values in the secluded Hindu mountain country.

10/10 social justice, thank you CJ Kershner you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ coward. Maybe some Bettie Page-miming landwhale from Tumblr will blow you now.

Later, my game crashed to desktop before the end of the first Shangri-La mission and all my progress until before I encountered the Rakshasa guys at the entrance of the cave was erased - i.e. like 15-20 minutes. Because Ubi is so desperate to lift game mechanics from Halo that they do not have a quicksave feature and never did.

Game has been patched continually for 3 weeks and my graphics still flicker every 10 seconds, despite my hardware being listed explicitly in the recommended system recs (Windows 7, Intel i5 or better, 8 GB RAM, GeForce 770 GTX, DirectX 11, 50 Mb downstream, 25 up, directX compatible sound. All drivers updated.)

Why is that image in the background in Dutch? Wtf?

Jade Raymond please descend from the heavens from whence you were crafted by our all-loving father and rescue my game experience with public relations bs

In conclusion, suck my ♥♥♥♥ Ubisoft.

[Infected Mushroom]

Pfft I run the game on a gaming laptop with no issues. lrn2computer?

[ULTRA]

Why is the Rum Gone původně napsal:

Pfft I run the game on a gaming laptop with no issues. lrn2computer?

Then tell me, great sage, with your amazing computer skills that led you to buy a gaming laptop, how to fix my technical problems.

[Infected Mushroom]

Savant původně napsal:

Why is the Rum Gone původně napsal:

Pfft I run the game on a gaming laptop with no issues. lrn2computer?

Then tell me, great sage, with your amazing computer skills that led you to buy a gaming laptop, how to fix my technical problems.

Can't fix stupid bro.

[ULTRA]

Why is the Rum Gone původně napsal:

Savant původně napsal:

Then tell me, great sage, with your amazing computer skills that led you to buy a gaming laptop, how to fix my technical problems.

Can't fix stupid bro.

Apparently not.

[ULTRA]

At least now I know that it is possible to play the game without issues and therefore there will never ever be another patch because nothing is wrong with the product, only with people finding fault with it.

[Infected Mushroom]

There's still DLC on the way so you can imagine they will either fix something or break something with every patch/content pack.

Might be working sweetly fine for me for the moment, but it might change down the road.
It also helps if you keep everything up to date so it's less likely on you're end rather the games fault instead.

[ULTRA]

Interesting viewpoint, I think an image of why EA invests so heavily in consoles these days is now forming in my mind.

[Infected Mushroom]

Piracy on the consoles is less terrible as it is on personal computers.

Consoles all have a min-max on hardware, unlike personal computers who have all sorts of configurations. Easily to alienate customers if you either put too much empathize on graphics or not enough.

Content patches are more rigorously created due to certification process. Personal computer wise you don't have any major certification to deploy updates on a whim. So it's easier to spit out hotfixes... that may or may not work as intended.

There's a lot of reasons I can see why the developers are more keen on console ports. It's.. I would say a bit more expensive to deploy content on the consoles, but there less issues on the grand scale of things when it comes to what the PC master race of minions want with their games.

[ULTRA]

Yes I know, I was taking the piss out of your opinion and supposed former employment.

[Alkpaz]

Consoles > iMacs > PCs

[SOOPERDEWD]

RumGone=Douche.
(the hidden word is D o u c h e kids)