TotalBiscuit's WTF Is... Far Cry 4

[.//slayer]

Seems like the video hasn't been reposted here yet. Here's a great look at Far Cry 4, touching on general pros and cons of the game:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l4Zaqk9YOg

[Sparhawk122]

I've renamed this game Stutter Cry 4.

[Herb & Bea Ehltée]

In this review, TotalBiscuit...

-Repeats himself 8000 times (like he does in every review), stretching what should be a 25 minute review at best to over 45 minutes.

-Recommends that the franchise turn into something like Saints Row (a ridiculous, horrible idea) because he can't handle the mixture of seriousness, comedy, and playground killing.

-Showcases his awful gaming abilities by canceling a mission where he can't figure out how to go up for air while under water. He also showcases his noobness by not turning off the wallhacks, a thing he really liked in his FC3 review too. (He even makes sure to pull out the camera and tag an enemy a moment before he kills him). And I'm not sure he used a throwable once during this entire review. Maybe I missed it.

-Has to mention his Assassin's Creed and Ubisoft issues again and again and goes on and on about how it's the same game as not only FC3 but AC, all while dishonestly barely mentioning FC4's many new features in passing and sometimes not at all. He doesn't give a run down of all the new mission types, but just says that the game is "chock full of things to do" and then mentions two of them. He mentions the buzzer maybe once, and never flies the thing in the review, nor does he ride an elephant or do much of anything he couldn't do in FC3.

-Shows that he clearly didn't get very far in FC3 or understand all of its gameplay by saying that in FC4 "they've added new weapons called signature weapons." (They were in FC3 too, but he doesn't know that). In a minireview just before this one he referred to the "addition of a wingsuit." Someone must have tipped him off that it was in FC3 too before this review. He clearly doesn't know a damned thing about FC3.

-Complains about the unlocking of skills before their prerequisites are unlocked, as if it's an issue at all.

-Speaks for others rather than just for himself. He complains that a bunch of skills aren't useful - like using a sidearm while moving a corpse - because *he* won't find them useful. And later on says something like "we're all sick of this" (I think about collectibles; I've forgotten already) when he means that he is.

-Looks for real world logic in this game where he doesn't in sooo many other games, especially his beloved crappy indie platformers.

_____________________________

TotalBiscuit is a hack. He's just terrible. I guess to his credit he's better than most of the other hacks in the game reviewing business, but that's not saying much when you're comparing him to incompetent drooling booobs like Angry Joe or any number of industry shills from the major reviewing sites. Some guy with a British accent, two Titans, and a YouTube account. Good enough for a legion of followers, I guess.

[Hermann Knallfeiss]

Początkowo opublikowane przez CharlieBucket:

TotalBiscuit is a hack. He's just terrible. I guess to his credit he's better than most of the other hacks in the game reviewing business, but that's not saying much when you're comparing him to incompetent drooling booobs like Angry Joe or any number of industry shills from the major reviewing sites. Some guy with a British accent, two Titans, and a YouTube account. Good enough for a legion of followers, I guess.

So what have you produced that anyone gives a ♥♥♥♥ about?

[Herb & Bea Ehltée]

Początkowo opublikowane przez Cloak&dagger Inc.:

Początkowo opublikowane przez CharlieBucket:

TotalBiscuit is a hack. He's just terrible. I guess to his credit he's better than most of the other hacks in the game reviewing business, but that's not saying much when you're comparing him to incompetent drooling booobs like Angry Joe or any number of industry shills from the major reviewing sites. Some guy with a British accent, two Titans, and a YouTube account. Good enough for a legion of followers, I guess.

So what have you produced that anyone gives a ♥♥♥♥ about?

An irrelevancy, but I work in medicine, so lots of people care about what I do and it does a lot more for the world than video game reviews. What you're doing here is also a logical fallacy known as tu quoque even if I did nothing but sit around like a lizard all day. If you dislike my critique of this guy, fine, but don't get butthurt because I'm pointing out problems with his review or because I think very little of him as a reviewer.

I will also offer the caveat that despite my harsh words about TB, I've actually enjoyed and agreed with many of his reviews, and I especially like that he points out game options when others ignore these things. Ho hum.

[Hermann Knallfeiss]

Początkowo opublikowane przez CharlieBucket:

An irrelevancy, but I work in medicine, so lots of people care about what I do and it does a lot more for the world than video game reviews.

Yes and I'm a wizard and I cast my 'immune to appeal to improperly used logical fallacies+3' spell. You managed to not only focus on TB's review but took a swing at Angry Joe in passing and then insinuated that anyone who like TB's work must be simpletons who are impressed by his PC specs and english accent, you pompous ♥♥♥♥.

[RageMojo]

Początkowo opublikowane przez Cloak&dagger Inc.:

Początkowo opublikowane przez CharlieBucket:

TotalBiscuit is a hack. He's just terrible. I guess to his credit he's better than most of the other hacks in the game reviewing business, but that's not saying much when you're comparing him to incompetent drooling booobs like Angry Joe or any number of industry shills from the major reviewing sites. Some guy with a British accent, two Titans, and a YouTube account. Good enough for a legion of followers, I guess.

So what have you produced that anyone gives a ♥♥♥♥ about?

WTF does that have to do with the price of tea in China? He is dead on TB is a worthless reviewer. Another pathetic gift from the Console generations.

[WhiteDynamite]

Początkowo opublikowane przez CharlieBucket:

In this review, TotalBiscuit...

-Repeats himself 8000 times (like he does in every review), stretching what should be a 25 minute review at best to over 45 minutes.

-Recommends that the franchise turn into something like Saints Row (a ridiculous, horrible idea) because he can't handle the mixture of seriousness, comedy, and playground killing.

-Showcases his awful gaming abilities by canceling a mission where he can't figure out how to go up for air while under water. He also showcases his noobness by not turning off the wallhacks, a thing he really liked in his FC3 review too. (He even makes sure to pull out the camera and tag an enemy a moment before he kills him). And I'm not sure he used a throwable once during this entire review. Maybe I missed it.

-Has to mention his Assassin's Creed and Ubisoft issues again and again and goes on and on about how it's the same game as not only FC3 but AC, all while dishonestly barely mentioning FC4's many new features in passing and sometimes not at all. He doesn't give a run down of all the new mission types, but just says that the game is "chock full of things to do" and then mentions two of them. He mentions the buzzer maybe once, and never flies the thing in the review, nor does he ride an elephant or do much of anything he couldn't do in FC3.

-Shows that he clearly didn't get very far in FC3 or understand all of its gameplay by saying that in FC4 "they've added new weapons called signature weapons." (They were in FC3 too, but he doesn't know that). In a minireview just before this one he referred to the "addition of a wingsuit." Someone must have tipped him off that it was in FC3 too before this review. He clearly doesn't know a damned thing about FC3.

-Complains about the unlocking of skills before their prerequisites are unlocked, as if it's an issue at all.

-Speaks for others rather than just for himself. He complains that a bunch of skills aren't useful - like using a sidearm while moving a corpse - because *he* won't find them useful. And later on says something like "we're all sick of this" (I think about collectibles; I've forgotten already) when he means that he is.

-Looks for real world logic in this game where he doesn't in sooo many other games, especially his beloved crappy indie platformers.

_____________________________

TotalBiscuit is a hack. He's just terrible. I guess to his credit he's better than most of the other hacks in the game reviewing business, but that's not saying much when you're comparing him to incompetent drooling booobs like Angry Joe or any number of industry shills from the major reviewing sites. Some guy with a British accent, two Titans, and a YouTube account. Good enough for a legion of followers, I guess.

Golden post dude, very well said.

[Meh...]

Początkowo opublikowane przez CharlieBucket:

In this review, TotalBiscuit...

-Repeats himself 8000 times (like he does in every review), stretching what should be a 25 minute review at best to over 45 minutes.

-Recommends that the franchise turn into something like Saints Row (a ridiculous, horrible idea) because he can't handle the mixture of seriousness, comedy, and playground killing.

-Showcases his awful gaming abilities by canceling a mission where he can't figure out how to go up for air while under water. He also showcases his noobness by not turning off the wallhacks, a thing he really liked in his FC3 review too. (He even makes sure to pull out the camera and tag an enemy a moment before he kills him). And I'm not sure he used a throwable once during this entire review. Maybe I missed it.

-Has to mention his Assassin's Creed and Ubisoft issues again and again and goes on and on about how it's the same game as not only FC3 but AC, all while dishonestly barely mentioning FC4's many new features in passing and sometimes not at all. He doesn't give a run down of all the new mission types, but just says that the game is "chock full of things to do" and then mentions two of them. He mentions the buzzer maybe once, and never flies the thing in the review, nor does he ride an elephant or do much of anything he couldn't do in FC3.

-Shows that he clearly didn't get very far in FC3 or understand all of its gameplay by saying that in FC4 "they've added new weapons called signature weapons." (They were in FC3 too, but he doesn't know that). In a minireview just before this one he referred to the "addition of a wingsuit." Someone must have tipped him off that it was in FC3 too before this review. He clearly doesn't know a damned thing about FC3.

-Complains about the unlocking of skills before their prerequisites are unlocked, as if it's an issue at all.

-Speaks for others rather than just for himself. He complains that a bunch of skills aren't useful - like using a sidearm while moving a corpse - because *he* won't find them useful. And later on says something like "we're all sick of this" (I think about collectibles; I've forgotten already) when he means that he is.

-Looks for real world logic in this game where he doesn't in sooo many other games, especially his beloved crappy indie platformers.

_____________________________

TotalBiscuit is a hack. He's just terrible. I guess to his credit he's better than most of the other hacks in the game reviewing business, but that's not saying much when you're comparing him to incompetent drooling booobs like Angry Joe or any number of industry shills from the major reviewing sites. Some guy with a British accent, two Titans, and a YouTube account. Good enough for a legion of followers, I guess.

go to IGN for your well deserved retarded review.

[CEO of La Responsabilité]

Początkowo opublikowane przez Cloak&dagger Inc.:

Początkowo opublikowane przez CharlieBucket:

TotalBiscuit is a hack. He's just terrible. I guess to his credit he's better than most of the other hacks in the game reviewing business, but that's not saying much when you're comparing him to incompetent drooling booobs like Angry Joe or any number of industry shills from the major reviewing sites. Some guy with a British accent, two Titans, and a YouTube account. Good enough for a legion of followers, I guess.

So what have you produced that anyone gives a ♥♥♥♥ about?

Your arguement is invaild
Take it like this, Ubisoft made a game called Assassin's Creed Unity
I complain with the bugs: omg such stuttering much FPS drop, guards flying on the sky
and You: Can you make a game? NO! HA!
Makes much sense

[Relampago]

I have the problem in the game at the beginning to get out of the house we have to go down the stairs until you reach a door, when I click to open the door makes me a stoped working is that this link (http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=3484nqf&s=8#.VHXH5YusWVA) can help me to solve power and play .

[Sol4rSky]

People still hate on TB? Get a life really. Can you move on without spewing your hate and jelousy? I get it you don't like TB but it doesn't require you to type a book about your hate. That's not "I don't like TB" that's "I hate TB" so check yourselves out. Go hate on someone that deserves it like Anita and her ridiculous claims.

TB tells his opinions, you don't have to take each. Otherwise this was a good video and I did notice he repeated himself a lot, maybe it was a tiresome day who knows but he doesn't do that in every video and I don't care if he repeats himself or not. If you eat the meat and spit the bones out then it all turns alright but if someone says something you disagree with and then you catalog that person off that thing and don't ever listen to them or hate them then you gotta change your ways. Even your worst enemy could teach you a thing or two if you listen.

[Putte]

Ubisoft damage control at full throtle.

[Crix]

Początkowo opublikowane przez Atirador:

I have the problem in the game at the beginning to get out of the house we have to go down the stairs until you reach a door, when I click to open the door makes me a stoped working is that this link (http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=3484nqf&s=8#.VHXH5YusWVA) can help me to solve power and play .

why do you play with so many applications open, I close everything down when playing games. I would crash too if that many things were open especially the ones like Battlenet probably pinging the server all the time for check sums. Capture video and applications like fpscounter etc are going to obviously create a increased chance of conflict and interrupts.

[virtualmatrix258]

Początkowo opublikowane przez CharlieBucket:

In this review, TotalBiscuit...

-Repeats himself 8000 times (like he does in every review), stretching what should be a 25 minute review at best to over 45 minutes.

-Recommends that the franchise turn into something like Saints Row (a ridiculous, horrible idea) because he can't handle the mixture of seriousness, comedy, and playground killing.

-Showcases his awful gaming abilities by canceling a mission where he can't figure out how to go up for air while under water. He also showcases his noobness by not turning off the wallhacks, a thing he really liked in his FC3 review too. (He even makes sure to pull out the camera and tag an enemy a moment before he kills him). And I'm not sure he used a throwable once during this entire review. Maybe I missed it.

-Has to mention his Assassin's Creed and Ubisoft issues again and again and goes on and on about how it's the same game as not only FC3 but AC, all while dishonestly barely mentioning FC4's many new features in passing and sometimes not at all. He doesn't give a run down of all the new mission types, but just says that the game is "chock full of things to do" and then mentions two of them. He mentions the buzzer maybe once, and never flies the thing in the review, nor does he ride an elephant or do much of anything he couldn't do in FC3.

-Shows that he clearly didn't get very far in FC3 or understand all of its gameplay by saying that in FC4 "they've added new weapons called signature weapons." (They were in FC3 too, but he doesn't know that). In a minireview just before this one he referred to the "addition of a wingsuit." Someone must have tipped him off that it was in FC3 too before this review. He clearly doesn't know a damned thing about FC3.

-Complains about the unlocking of skills before their prerequisites are unlocked, as if it's an issue at all.

-Speaks for others rather than just for himself. He complains that a bunch of skills aren't useful - like using a sidearm while moving a corpse - because *he* won't find them useful. And later on says something like "we're all sick of this" (I think about collectibles; I've forgotten already) when he means that he is.

-Looks for real world logic in this game where he doesn't in sooo many other games, especially his beloved crappy indie platformers.

_____________________________

TotalBiscuit is a hack. He's just terrible. I guess to his credit he's better than most of the other hacks in the game reviewing business, but that's not saying much when you're comparing him to incompetent drooling booobs like Angry Joe or any number of industry shills from the major reviewing sites. Some guy with a British accent, two Titans, and a YouTube account. Good enough for a legion of followers, I guess.

The butthurt is so strong.

[RageMojo]

Początkowo opublikowane przez Psychotronic War:

People still hate on TB? Get a life really. Can you move on without spewing your hate and jelousy? I get it you don't like TB but it doesn't require you to type a book about your hate. That's not "I don't like TB" that's "I hate TB" so check yourselves out. Go hate on someone that deserves it like Anita and her ridiculous claims.

TB tells his opinions, you don't have to take each. Otherwise this was a good video and I did notice he repeated himself a lot, maybe it was a tiresome day who knows but he doesn't do that in every video and I don't care if he repeats himself or not. If you eat the meat and spit the bones out then it all turns alright but if someone says something you disagree with and then you catalog that person off that thing and don't ever listen to them or hate them then you gotta change your ways. Even your worst enemy could teach you a thing or two if you listen.

He provided a bullet pointed list of direct responses. What could possibly be more valid?

If you dont agree, you are supposed to just shut up? You can think again.

If TB is lending opinions, then they are subject to retort, especially when they are so far out of whack. Far Cry should be more like Saints Row??!!! GTFO!