What are your favorite NPC quotes?

[EbonHawk]

I have two:

When fighting some bad guys, one of the Golden Path blueshirts will scream, "You have pretty skin! Would you like me to remove it for you?!?!"

Or: "Scream!! Scream for me, so I can hear how you will sound in Hell!!!!"

Classics. :-D Makes me laugh every time.

[Jonas]

"Eagle!" is my fav

[steven777]

The flamethrower guys "I'm gonna put you in my oven" or is it "I'm gonna cook you in my oven" not sure, either way i like it. I've seen one of the Flamers roast at least 4 or 5 of his own Redshirt guys in a Outpost counter attack, they can cause some hilarious chaos.

[EbonHawk]

Originally posted by steven777:

The flamethrower guys "I'm gonna put you in my oven" or is it "I'm gonna cook you in my oven" not sure, either way i like it. I've seen one of the Flamers roast at least 4 or 5 of his own Redshirt guys in a Outpost counter attack, they can cause some hilarious chaos.

I don't think I've faced off against any flamethrower guys yet. Is that later in the game or something?

[steven777]

In the North of the map, i guess. Past the King's Bridge. I didn't realize they were not in the South, but i haven't been down there for a while. Or maybe they unlock with storyline mission progression?

[Colonel Amiga]

"have you ever had a hot knife up yo ass, you will!"

[mgsmith02]

When you sneak up behind one to take him down.... "no.. wait!!! ughhhh"

I also heard a dying Golden Path soldier say "why do I have an erection....." after I blew up their vehicle.

[EbonHawk]

Originally posted by mgsmith02:

I also heard a dying Golden Path soldier say "why do I have an erection....." after I blew up their vehicle.

Seriously?! I've never heard that one. Wow, that's hilarious. I did hear one mutter something one time but I couldn't quite catch it but thought it was something funny at the time. I'll keep my ears open.

[mgsmith02]

Originally posted by EbonHawk:

Originally posted by mgsmith02:

I also heard a dying Golden Path soldier say "why do I have an erection....." after I blew up their vehicle.

Seriously?! I've never heard that one. Wow, that's hilarious. I did hear one mutter something one time but I couldn't quite catch it but thought it was something funny at the time. I'll keep my ears open.

Yep not kidding dude. Funniest thing, I even said to myself afterwards... WTF? Did he really just say that? and it's happened a couple of times since. *Only* with dead Golden Path though. Haven't noticed it with Royal Army guys.

[Frag Maniac]

Not actual dialog, but I found it very amusing and weird when I was hunting for Yaks once after waiting a while and scrounging for them to spawn at a designated spot for them on the map. A couple Golden Path rebels drove up and stopped and got out of their truck. I'm thinking I'm hearing a Yak as a guttural tone just like they make was nearby.

I walk past the Golden Path guy standing at the back of the pickup and his gut is growling really loud. I just sat there cracking up. I was so mad I couldn't find any Yaks for so long, and that's just what I needed to chill the anger.

[Gaius]

Not sure if this has been mentioned before. On the propaganda broadcasts from the radio towers, or atleast on one of them. Urging the Golden Path to surrender and experience King Min's wonderful mercy by receiving a postumous pardon. I just love the deep cynicism of that. Urging surrender and then being shown mercy after they have been shot. Where do I sign up? To hell with the Golden Path, I want to join King Min, May His Light shine upon you all!

[EbonHawk]

Hehe, heard another good one tonight:

I ran up to a mobile Sherpa and was just about to press E to start trading with him, and he got bumped by a vehicle driven by some of the Golden Path ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and the sherpa screamed, "Oh holy son of monkey ♥♥♥♥!!" :-D First time in like 70 hours I've heard that one.

Another one that I hadn't heard until tonight:
One Golden Path guy saying to a female GP member, "I'm sorry, I don't have any cash. I'm just a rebel, you know." Or something like that. The Sherpa one was better. :-D

[Redback]

Have you heard the 'DJ' asking 'Ajay' if he has the use of a 'Bidet'? He states that his underpants must be dirty and he will probably need a cleanup after hours of killing people. First time couldn't believe it, but heard it again just recently. Golden Path guys talk about dirty underwear as well......I think they are obsessed! But I suppose it pay's to keep clean always!

Edit: In support of the above, I can state the above mentioned is highly likely to occur (dirty underwear) to our leading man. I say this as I personally have almost suffered the same problem just playing the game and encountering certain animals.

[EbonHawk]

I actually disliked the whole bidet discourse. But to each their own. I religiously press the "shut up" button on the radio as soon as I enter any vehicle in the game with a radio in it. I've heard everything Rabi Ray has had to say, and frankly, he's just annoying now to me. I liked him at first, but the more I listened to him, the more irritating he became... Like, George on Seinfeld, the Cunningham dad on Happy Days, and Seth Rogen in anything.

[Collisto]

Originally posted by EbonHawk:

Originally posted by mgsmith02:

I also heard a dying Golden Path soldier say "why do I have an erection....." after I blew up their vehicle.

Seriously?! I've never heard that one. Wow, that's hilarious. I did hear one mutter something one time but I couldn't quite catch it but thought it was something funny at the time. I'll keep my ears open.

I heard it after knifing one, I then proceeded to laugh for a minute or so.

[BuonGiorno]

SHOOT THEM IN THE FEEZ!