Attention recruits,

It’s hard to believe, but we’re coming up on one whole year of operations with more than ✨600k of you✨, and what a journey it’s been.

To commemorate, PharmaCorps has been quietly working behind the scenes for a Major Anniversary Update. While full access to classified details remains restricted, we are authorized to share the following intel:

• A previously uncharted Biome has been flagged for exploration
  
• Two new lifeforms have been identified and require field observation (please avoid petting)
  
• ███ ████: group of several creatures, at first sight harmless, to be confirmed
  
  • 🌛 Selfish Moon: sibling of the Selfish Sun found in Atlantis, our initial tests show far greater instability and █████████
    
  • New curse and trade agreements have been established
• 🛠️ Bugfixes and improvements will help your work

As always, your compliance, adaptability, and ability to scream underwater are greatly appreciated.

As of this quarter, our recruitment program has successfully onboarded over 600,000 Divers into active deployment. That’s over half a million individuals committed to pushing the boundaries of exploration, research, and mildly experimental procedures. Your dedication (fills us with gratitude) has been... statistically remarkable.

We’re excited to keep building the glory of PharmaCorps with you 🏆. We’ll be sharing more details soon. Until then, continue your assigned duties, report any unusual encounters, and remember:

PharmaCorps sees you. PharmaCorps thanks you. PharmaCorps care.