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h0b0 15 jan, 2015 @ 14:33
Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
best norris jokes here
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h0b0 15 jan, 2015 @ 14:34 
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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h0b0 15 jan, 2015 @ 14:34 
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
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Luke 15 jan, 2015 @ 14:34 
They tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper once - but it wouldn't take sh*t from anyone!
Senast ändrad av Luke; 15 jan, 2015 @ 14:34
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h0b0 15 jan, 2015 @ 14:34 
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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h0b0 15 jan, 2015 @ 14:35 
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
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h0b0 15 jan, 2015 @ 14:35 
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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h0b0 15 jan, 2015 @ 14:35 
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris

justa few to lighten ur mood
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h0b0 15 jan, 2015 @ 14:36 
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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Tytos 15 jan, 2015 @ 14:36 
Chuck Norris is playing H1Z1.
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Anderlin 15 jan, 2015 @ 14:36 
"Brokeback Mountain" isn't just a movie, but also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
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h0b0 15 jan, 2015 @ 14:36 
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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XenoPuff 15 jan, 2015 @ 14:36 
@h0b0 That dude on your friend list "h1n1" is a cool dude
Senast ändrad av XenoPuff; 15 jan, 2015 @ 14:37
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handsome 15 jan, 2015 @ 14:36 
chuck norris build house in wich he is born.....
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h0b0 15 jan, 2015 @ 14:36 
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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h0b0 15 jan, 2015 @ 14:37 
Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/celebrityjokes/chucknorrisjokes.html
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