As a dwarf...

[Moge]

...myself, I do not approve of this game. None of my dwarf friends mine underground. we have normal jobs. Why are dwarfs used in this way?

[william_es]

Originally posted by Commisar Jon Fuklaw:

Now, if you were an elf, perhaps then we'd care. However, we'd laugh in your face simply on account of you being an elf, as is the proper response to offended elfish types.

Hear! hear! Elves do deserve to be mocked. Bloody leaf lovers.

ROCK AND STONE! ROCK AND STONE!

wait, I think I'm in the wrong forum...

[Mush]

Yeah, you were talking about short guys and attitudes. Well, you know you'd have an attitude too if you couldn't reach the frigging cheesy-swirls at the grocery store.

Yeah, I mean, sometimes it seems like the whole world's against ya, I mean...

You know, we're not talking about you! What kind of ego-maniac are you?
You got your own show, how about letting other people talk for a change?
You're all the same you giants, 'oh, I'm tall, I'm so important, listen to me talk about my tall
stuff.
I think I'll put this on the top shelf, hey, what's the weather like down there?
How's it going short-stuff?
Can you get that, you're closer.
Why so sad, pee-wee?'
Who do you think you are?!?!?
Short people are people too!!!

[hyperion_500]

Originally posted by Mush:

Yeah, you were talking about short guys and attitudes. Well, you know you'd have an attitude too if you couldn't reach the frigging cheesy-swirls at the grocery store.

Yeah, I mean, sometimes it seems like the whole world's against ya, I mean...

You know, we're not talking about you! What kind of ego-maniac are you?
You got your own show, how about letting other people talk for a change?
You're all the same you giants, 'oh, I'm tall, I'm so important, listen to me talk about my tall
stuff.
I think I'll put this on the top shelf, hey, what's the weather like down there?
How's it going short-stuff?
Can you get that, you're closer.
Why so sad, pee-wee?'
Who do you think you are?!?!?
Short people are people too!!!

Beat 'em from the waist down, I'd say.

Or get out yer axe, and shout 'timber!' when they keel over!

[EQOAnostalgia]

So what you're really saying is "Ye canne jump, we'll have ta toss ye"?
https://youtu.be/DkFzbPth288

[Moge]

Originally posted by Mush:

Yeah, you were talking about short guys and attitudes. Well, you know you'd have an attitude too if you couldn't reach the frigging cheesy-swirls at the grocery store.

Yeah, I mean, sometimes it seems like the whole world's against ya, I mean...

You know, we're not talking about you! What kind of ego-maniac are you?
You got your own show, how about letting other people talk for a change?
You're all the same you giants, 'oh, I'm tall, I'm so important, listen to me talk about my tall
stuff.
I think I'll put this on the top shelf, hey, what's the weather like down there?
How's it going short-stuff?
Can you get that, you're closer.
Why so sad, pee-wee?'
Who do you think you are?!?!?
Short people are people too!!!

Short people are scum, they deserve to be fed to tall people