Gold Saucer: the Gayest Area Ever Created in Games

[Beta Ray Shill]

It’s a fact that ironically has me, a straight and vehement anti-woke, somewhat nodding along.

Usually the game-gay is snuck in the back door, no pun intended, and a ‘surprise’.

Generally hated by the wider gaming community when it arrives, BG3 Gale-style, because you ‘clicked the wrong buttons’ during his chatter about The Weave, or whatever it is.

Here it’s just pure and utter gay. There’s no hiding it, there isn’t even a slight attempt at deception. It’s gay to the max. It’s pixel-camp, dialled up to rainbow-coloured helicopter extremes.

I’m only 10min in, and already I’ve fought, if that’s the word, Dio, whose design makes Halsin’s concept look like the straightest of dude-bros, who’d never, never once, contemplate having ‘bear sex’ with another human being.

The 2 lesbian subplot girls, Tifa and Aerith, giggle and join hands before frolicking off. No wait - Yuffie is there to also join hands 1 min later and ditch the loser men, while they go off and have what I presume, perhaps hurriedly, is a steaming-hot threesome.

‘Let’s go find us some hotel rooms,’ says Barrett.

And then we meet this weird cat with an hourglass figure so pronounced he’d put certain supermodels to shame. And who then talks with a male Cockney accent, just to make it even more you-know-what.

‘Black’s your lucky card’ he says, as black Barrett grunts in the background.

It seems to even have ray-tracing all of a sudden.

Anyway, the Gold Saucer was always, IMO, gay AF. That was my impression ‘back then’. And they’ve just made it gayer than ever before.

Which is actually a great idea.

It’s disorientingly, head-spinningly gay. Yet somehow not weird.

All of that being said, I hope it resets back to ‘mostly straight’ after this, because the original game was also that.

I think if the game can be like the populace - 90% straight and 10% all-out-gay - then it could be a stroke of genius, the kind of thing games actually need.

Instead of being ‘sneaky gay’, just make the gay stuff gay-gay-gay and part of the ‘idea’ or story. And everyone will just accept it as normal, like they do in reality.

But let’s also keep the straight stuff straight, eh? As in, hot as a Tifa and Aerith twosome is (I still despise Yuffie, so no thanks to the lesbian threesome), it’s not what they really were, is it?

[AlSemz™]

Originally posted by Beta Ray Shill:

Originally posted by Stj.Srex:

If you think Gold Saucer is gay then that little brain cells you have will completely die after you see LV at night.

Grow up. Grow some balls as well.

Yea I bet you want him to grow some nice big balls for you to fondle...Im surprised you didnt offer him a picture of yourself again.

Beta Gay Schill

[Beta Ray Shill]

Originally posted by AlSemz™:

Yea I bet you want him to grow some nice big balls for you to fondle...Im surprised you didnt offer him a picture of yourself again.

They're just the oddest, most socially maladjusted people on the planet lmao.

[AlSemz™]

Originally posted by Beta Ray Shill:

Originally posted by AlSemz™:

Yea I bet you want him to grow some nice big balls for you to fondle...Im surprised you didnt offer him a picture of yourself again.

They're just the oddest, most socially maladjusted people on the planet lmao.

Gaaaayyyyy, you aree gaaaaaayyyyy.

[Beta Ray Shill]

Originally posted by AlSemz™:

Gaaaayyyyy, you aree gaaaaaayyyyy.

Mots all over me last night, pulled a little cracker. Either she was a man in hiding, or her lovely slim arms, pert breasts and juicy **** were just there for show.

Anyway, I'm not offended by being called 'gay'. It's water off the duck's back pal.

[AlSemz™]

Originally posted by Beta Ray Shill:

Originally posted by AlSemz™:

Gaaaayyyyy, you aree gaaaaaayyyyy.

Mots all over me last night, pulled a little cracker. Either she was a man in hiding, or her lovely slim arms, pert breasts and juicy **** were just there for show.

Anyway, I'm not offended by being called 'gay'. It's water off the duck's back pal.

You're Gay.

[Beta Ray Shill]

Originally posted by AlSemz™:

You're Gay.

This new cope they're selling these lads appears to have completely fried their mental faculties haha

[AlSemz™]

Originally posted by Beta Ray Shill:

Originally posted by AlSemz™:

You're Gay.

This new cope they're selling these lads appears to have completely fried their mental faculties haha

Gay, you are.

[Beta Ray Shill]

Originally posted by AlSemz™:

Gay, you are.

Pulling sexy mots and then waking up thinking about them all day = gay now.

I'll admit I'm out of touch with the new buzzwords/reinventions.

But again, I don't care about being called gay.

[AlSemz™]

Originally posted by Beta Ray Shill:

Originally posted by AlSemz™:

Gay, you are.

Pulling sexy mots and then waking up thinking about them all day = gay now.

I'll admit I'm out of touch with the new buzzwords/reinventions.

But again, I don't care about being called gay.

Gay.

[Beta Ray Shill]

Originally posted by AlSemz™:

Gay.

Think you could be derailing mate. I'll leave it up to the mods.

[AlSemz™]

Originally posted by Beta Ray Shill:

Originally posted by AlSemz™:

Gay.

Think you could be derailing mate. I'll leave it up to the mods.

You're Gay.

[zero]

is he back to projecting onto others again? wild

[Beta Ray Shill]

Originally posted by zero:

is he back to projecting onto others again? wild

Lay off the stalking buddy, it's not good for ya.

[zero]

Originally posted by Beta Ray Shill:

Originally posted by zero:

is he back to projecting onto others again? wild

Lay off the stalking buddy, it's not good for ya.

very weird for you to openly admit to stalking people like that, i hope you can improve and get beyond that creepy behavior.

[Beta Ray Shill]

Originally posted by zero:

very weird for you to openly admit to stalking people like that, i hope you can improve and get beyond that creepy behavior.

Project beyond the meaning of the word there buddy - you go for it.