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Cid: cid gets a section all to himself. his character change is extremely bad. I get they were motivated to do so because of censorship, they didn't want a guy who yelled at everyone, especially 'poor women'. But even then, him being a courier and taking away his actually VERY IMPORTANT ROLE in the original game of being part of the space program just did not pay off... and then his weird "Hey, I knew Ifalna, this is how I'm going to be tied to this new story". Do we forget Cid's supposed to only be 32? which means if Aerith was like... a baby... and she's 22... Cid was flying Ifalna when he was 10??? Gawdangit the writers here are frickin trash at writing consistency and checking themselves with formerly established lore that THEY themselves changed!
Now to Cait: the game acknowledges he's not alive from the moment you meet him. They constantly talk about it, rather than the reveal that he's actually a robot (there's some interesting fantheories of it being a cyborg body rather than just a robot, but let's not go here for this) This ruins a lot of the game when it comes to cait being a character. Everyone's already treating him as not alive. But also why do they know he's a robot? With all these weird magic creatures was the talking cat "obviously a robot"?? Make this make sense. I do like the personality he has in here, how he info dumps when necessary and tries to cheer people up, but it just feels weird because in return nobody treats him well because again, he's not alive to them (Barret, Yuffie and Red XIII I remember bringing this up a few times in party banters)
Now. Tempoo of the 8-cents: Okay, so it's now north instead of south. Okay. No problem I guess. So now it's a maze that reminds me of Summoner 2's final stage (I do recommend the game, it is a weird fever dream in parts) The temple itself just dragged on and on and way too on. that's definitely subjective so maybe people liked that it took an incredibly long time to do. But, I'll give the resurrection section it's due. It handled everyone well here. Yuffie's Guilt with Sonon, Tifa seeing her dad killed, Red XIII's actual Capture, Barret seeing Myrna for the last time. Handled so so well. And then.... the black materia. There's so much whiplash going on here. First it's a fake, but then that's a fakeout and it's not fake, but then it's real, then it's in Cloud's hands and he's been acting REALLY weird since the beginning of the temple, just like in Gongaga reactor but NOBODY does anything about it until he hands it off to Sephiroth and sephiroth spends 10 minutes monologuing and making weird metaphors that sound like an angsty 10th grader trying to write their next emo fanfic and then boom, temples covered in vines, and what happens? Apparently, Cloud and Aerith fall down after a creepy chase scene, Aerith is immediately telling him not to blame himself and taking him on that telepathic date and they're introducing the 'dimensional tear' concept out of nowhere and somehow Sephiroth is trying to find her in this telepathic date game, but why would this scene need to happen, because Sephiroth already had the black materia. This happened before DURING cloud struggling to not give him the materia, not a whole weird bs after sephiroth already has the materia. The pacing of this scene was incredibly off and out of order.
And now, The Forgotten Capital, so forgotten, that Red XIII mentions that people remembered it because it's called the forgotten Capital. So really, completely and truly forgotten! (wtf writers...?!). What's there to say, this is the worst segment of the whole game. Bar none. First, it's 'whisper importance info dump galore' and now the white whispers are attacking you now, so they're not 'good whispers' anymore, and then...
The former most well known scene in gaming history. How bad was this, where it looks like in one way, Aerith was saved, but then there's blood out of nowhere, and she's 'dead in his arms' but eyes are moving and smiling as her corpse is talking(?) and once again, Sephiroth monologues and makes the dumbest statements. I really want to get a transcript of everything he says and make fun of him for being a ducking weeb. He's not intimidating, he's a frickin 4chan internet tough guy. But, outside of the 'is she/isn't she' dead bullcrap they're pulling, let's address the other issue. The long series of fighting multiple sephiroths. Each time you're fighting sephiroth with a different group you, the player have no idea if it's the same sephiroth or 'another dimensions' sephiroth, and the idea of even doing THAT is incredibly bad. Fighting with Zack? Kinda cool fanservice but you totally ruin what's supposed to be an emotional scene. with psx technology limitations how did they handle this? Put sad music on during the boss fight, edit the sounds used so they are muted as you fight Jenova Birth. and then you have the funeral and you see all the characters reacting to it. (Just an example, Yuffie's scene she's breaking down sobbing in Cloud's arms. In Rebirth, she's just quiet and tries to crack a joke later. Boo. very boo on you.) But... to top all this fudgery up is the fight. Cloud, Zack, everyone, they're all using their normal fight moves. Aerith just died. Yuffie: This calls for more Yuffie!". Dude, it would have been a simple fix to change the battle quotes for all the characters during this fight. Make everyone sound angry, upset, crying even. But nope, normal happy quippy battle quotes and Aerith is dead! YIPPEE!! What's further worse??? THE DIALOGUE THEY CHOSE TO MAKE FOR THESE FIGHTS. Not the normal battle quotes. But the dialogue between the fights. Barret's making sarcastic jokes about Sephiroth. when you get to the Yuffie/Cloud platform Yuffie says with a giddy voice something like "I'm bet you're glad you had me on your team this whole time, huh?" and cloud says "Yep, hasn't been boring". AERITH JUST DIED YOU JERKS!!!!!!
The quiet scene staring at the lake, we're not supposed to know if she's dead or alive... it is handled awfully considering she is dead. Then the Tiny Bronco fix scene... nope, just nope, you really screwed up the emotion that this needed, but considering the rest of the game, it was clear the writers did not have the talent for serious writing, only campy, quippy fanfics.
And now, I'm going to play Wizardry 8. GAAAAWD
My take is that this is so bad, it must be on purpose. They are probably so sick of everyone putting FF7's story on a pedastal, that these three decided to outright ruin its story via a reboot trilogy pretending to be a remake.
New audience who didn't play the original: "wow that story from those remakes made no sense....FF7 is overrated, let's play something else. at least the combat was cool and the waifus were great."
Mission accomplished.
I think in the original FF7 that guy gets his mind put into Cait Sith to evade being killed at a later point in the game. Which would explain why Cait Sith doesn't ride his Moogle in Advent Children.
For Cids age part. Eh his backstory was made better. Sure the numbers doesn't add up but it's okay.
I don't recall the Black Materia ever being a fake in the game.
Sephiroth mind controlled Cloud in the first game and he does so in this game.
I always enjoyed when Sephiroth got involved as those where some of the best moments in the game. His dialogue is in the same manner as the previous games or as in FF Advent children. So not seeing much different there.
There is also only 1 Sephiroth.
Cloud+Zack Vs Sephiroth did not ruin anything. It is an awesome fight.
While Yuffie is annoying I don't recall her saying extremely disrespectful stuff at the end.
Aerith is dead. She is there spiritually through Life Stream. How is this not obvious? Cloud can see her because he fell into the life stream and has that connection.
Remake had bad writing in parts, but it wasn't THIS bad.
Cait wasn't initially known to be a robot by the OG 7 party until he betrayed them and then he said "It wouldn't bother if you killed this. it's just a robotic toy" that's when the party learns Cait isn't alive. But in 7 rebirth, they know it from getgo because...why
Sephiroth mind controls cloud to directly take overh is actions in certain parts, otherwise, the player, and cloud are not sure who's influencing him. But in rebirth it's blatant and Cloud acknowledges it. That's the problem.
Aerith JUST DIED and in the original they're all mourning, not making funny battle quips. They are in rebirth though and it's jarring.
That's because the writing of "Remake" up until Shinra HQ was pretty faithful to the original (minus some big issues, like Cloud in the alleyway telling Sephiroth, "But I killed you," implying he actually remembers Nibelheim which ruins the plot arc of FF7 in a single dumb retconned scene). Once you get to Hojo's lab the new writing takes over, and it is just as bad and nonsensical as everything you explained in your "Rebirth" analysis, arguably if not moreso with the final chapters suddenly taking the hasty turn it did.
Again, these guys helped make FF7 with Sakaguchi. You're left with two conclusions: either they have no idea how to make a good story and Sakaguchi was the only reason FF7's overall plot was good, or they actively want to destroy FF7's legacy with this reboot. Since FFX was good and they have made some good stuff before, I tend to favor the second one. Sakaguchi's leadership was crucial, but I have a very hard time believing these guys don't understand or recognize how sloppy and bad the new storytelling and writing is, with all the holes and problems you described and all the exposition dumping and "mystery boxing."
Avalance were *monsters* in the OG. Remorseless self-righteous mass murderers. They were no better than Shinra. That was how they started out, and it'd take a really long time for them to be some other than that.
What do you think is important? That Sephiroth wants to destroy the world and has to be stopped? As long as that's intact, it doesn't matter what is done with the characters or how they're portrayed? Do their personal journeys, their goals and motivations, not matter?
Because those were practically erased with Remake.
Don't really love your tone but that's okay. I think you misunderstood me. I agree with you looking at "Remake" as a whole that all thoe things are basically destroyed by the narrative as a whole in "Remake." But before you get to about Hojo's lab, it is still possible for much of the personal journeys and themes to be told faithfully, even with some of the retcons, considering you don't really know what these Harry Potter dementors are doing (are they part of the lifestream?) and they have absolutely no exposition until the end. It is the whisper multiverse narrative plus the retcons that really takes this series far away from FF7.
Yeah, I mentioned that part in my Dyne section about why the Dyne section fell so flat. But we can assume that was because we had Western Consultants involved and seeing a black man be an actual ecoterrorist is not something those consultants want (check other games those consultation companies do, and they follow the same lifeless trends, especially in Sweet Baby Inc narratives.)
with some small disagreement, they weren't "as bad as shinra". Barret in the OG later says he knew he had to take some lives to save the planet and stop shinra from taking a lot MORE lives and he had to live with that. Part of that living was to be able to do that and still be able to live with himself for Marlene's sake. Heck, this is one of the best lines of OG cait sith where he mentions all the people Barret Killed who were INNOCENT and Barret even cracks and says he knows that now, he knows it was the wrong way to have approached it, but 'what else could we have done at the time'.
What's strange there is that Nojima (the lead writer for both) is somehow happy with it, but other people have noticed him becoming more marvel-ized in his writing and thus with western consultants behind him saying "don't do this, it might offend 'insert demographic' so let's be safe and do this' he may have been ready to go ahead and make those changes.
Though I don't know how involved Sakaguchi was, I know that people claimed he was the mediator who went between everyone's writing ideas and fixed them so they all would work together, but even still. I'm really thinking a lot of this fluffery is due to the consultants, the same consultants that have been ruining other games (dragon Age Veilguard comes to mind)
of course I could be wrong as I haven't done an intimate deep dive on all the writing staff, how they felt about the changes or why they made the changes. But this is just the feel I got from it.
Yeah, arguably they're worse. Barret didn't care about the Planet. He wanted revenge, and he had what he thought sounded like a pretty good pretext handed to him. There's a point where Barret is presented with the choice between paying Cloud (to kill people) or paying for Marlene's education. He chooses Cloud.
When confronted with a low-tier Shinra employee on the train, Barret comes to within a hairs breathe of struggling the man. Tifa has to intervene, literally pulling Barret away, and bowing an apology to his victim. That's the kind of man Barret truly was.
Shinra at least gives people a way to live, makes their livelihoods possible. Barret only kills.
It'd take a really long time for him to get better. And alot of things would have to happen to make him question himself. Most of them not being good.
That's how it is for most of the characters in FF7. Their mistakes lead to disasters. Barret's mistakes leads to hundreds of people being killed, the sector 7 plate being dropped, his hometown being destroyed. Tifa's mistake leads to Cloud surrendering to Sephiroth.
And Cloud's mistake...leads to all of that. Because in order to protect Tifa, he gave into Sephiroth. Let him create the Puppet. Gave over control. Not total control, but it was enough and it almost destroyed the world. He made a deal with the devil and everyone almost paid for it.
And now we have the Remake trilogy where the only character who makes mistakes is Cloud.
Barret is not perfect, he is angry. hateful. Even though he's not like Aerith and RedXIII, he subconsciously hears the cry of the planet. To say that Barret caused deaths is also to say that Biggs and Wedge and Jessie also caused deaths. Shinra killed Barret's wife, yes they have kill his best friend, they have devastated his village, they are pushing people into poverty, into disease, he wants revenge, but the spirit of vengeance pushes him to fight not only for himself but for the whole world. This is what avalanche is all about. So yes behind the wait of the first sector, there were a lot of deaths, but they surely saved some too at the end Final fantasy 7 takes place just before the apocalypse so if avalanche hadn't done something, it would have been worse..... And the hutai has surely caused a lot of death too, youffie is a shinobie, a thief, a liar, a traitor despite her young age. Vincent caused deaths, the Turks caused deaths, Shinra caused deaths....
so when you say that Barret is only fighting for revenge, I think you missed a lot of things in the story