Why couldn't Cloud obtain Tifa's panties?

[sora's 青かった星]

In chapter 1 he snuck into her room, ignored Barrett warning him that the era had changed, and went to obtain the ちょっと背伸びパンツ. The camera even moved to the side and wouldn't let me see into the most legendary treasure chest in the game, and all I was able to obtain was a useless ether in another room and Tifa had no issues with Cloud stealing that.

It would have been very interesting if he could have equipped her panties before he went to sleep at the inn with Sephiroth.

[techwolves]

cause they would need to raise the age rating if they added that seriously wtf is wrong with you wanting this is perverted

[Tiberius]

Originally posted by sora's 青かった星:

It would have been very interesting if he could have equipped her panties before he went to sleep at the inn with Sephiroth.

Dude.. 📸🤨

[AmourAngels]

Originally posted by Tiberius:

Originally posted by sora's 青かった星:

It would have been very interesting if he could have equipped her panties before he went to sleep at the inn with Sephiroth.

Dude.. 📸🤨

Dude.. or not dude. That's my question!

[SMJSMOK]

Seek help.

[Katitoff]

Originally posted by techwolves:

cause they would need to raise the age rating if they added that seriously wtf is wrong with you wanting this is perverted

Ultra fragile people who can't take any kind of joke or humorous moment and need to be constantly sheltered and protected from everything, because they lack basic critical thinking skills are the reason why mainstream games stopped being fun years ago.

[$OULJA $TRIFE]

The based department left FF7 HQ long ago

Now instead we get dancing Dio mini games

[Painkiller2077]

Originally posted by $OULJA $TRIFE:

The based department left FF7 HQ long ago

Now instead we get dancing Dio mini games

You just can't handle your expectations being subverted, if only game companies pandered to you like the cringe 3d sonic games do.

[ProfessorFrog]

Originally posted by Katitoff:

Originally posted by techwolves:

cause they would need to raise the age rating if they added that seriously wtf is wrong with you wanting this is perverted

Ultra fragile people who can't take any kind of joke or humorous moment and need to be constantly sheltered and protected from everything, because they lack basic critical thinking skills are the reason why mainstream games stopped being fun years ago.

Not fragile, but attuned enough to human communication that they can see why this isn't funny. Attune yourself more and you will see having such a moment would only appeal to horny pervs who need to solve their issues instead of getting the message from a game that this is normal. It's not hero behavior, and shouldn't be part of a hero behavioral example

[ProfessorFrog]

Originally posted by $OULJA $TRIFE:

The based department left FF7 HQ long ago

You mean that same "based" department that made only the blonde blue eyed characters have a happy ending?

rebirth's attitude is fantastic. it's loving and accepting attitude fits the themes of the game. You know, the planet and it's people. We are all connected through the lifestream.

Hiding your infatuation for a girl and sneakily perving on her is only "fun" for the handheldless virgin that does it. It's not a huge problem, but it's like a micro-molestation, and doesn't really fit a hero's behavior. Nor does it fit a nuanced game for adults who have long since realized that this is the case.

[Knightspace]

What the ♥♥♥♥ am i reading

[Sevrojin]

Zack is not a hopeless pervert

[SciopticChimken]

What is this man lol

[Melodia]

Originally posted by Knightspace:

What the ♥♥♥♥ am i reading

Just people who complain that a different game is different.

[$OULJA $TRIFE]

Originally posted by Painkiller2077:

Originally posted by $OULJA $TRIFE:

The based department left FF7 HQ long ago

Now instead we get dancing Dio mini games

You just can't handle your expectations being subverted, if only game companies pandered to you like the cringe 3d sonic games do.

it does pander to me w/ playable seph ;) and FF games r literally jus as “cringe”

[restarter]

Originally posted by Katitoff:

Originally posted by techwolves:

cause they would need to raise the age rating if they added that seriously wtf is wrong with you wanting this is perverted

Ultra fragile people who can't take any kind of joke or humorous moment and need to be constantly sheltered and protected from everything, because they lack basic critical thinking skills are the reason why mainstream games stopped being fun years ago.

fun to who? I think they are still fun. I think games are better than they ever have been. And I've been gaming since 1984.
When there are 100,000's of games to choose from surely you can find something that you like that aligns with your sense of humor. I wouldn't expect a ton of mainstream games to cater to your humor as the are trying to sell to a broad audience.
Maybe that makes it unfun for you but sales show the current trajectory in gaming is doing just fine. Really there is something for everyone. There are plenty of gritty and adult themed games out there that are of very good quality. You probably need to use the various search mehods to find something that you like.