Don't bother buying this game

[north]

It would barely be worth playing even if it was free. Save yourself some money and send a message to Valve that this kind of lazy, effortless stuff isn't welcome and isn't wanted on Steam

[slaptop69]

sad, so sad but I'm with you on this. Even the script and the voice acting is lame. Portal 1 & 2 were two of my favorite games of all time, this just sucks ass. Valve, why have you allowed this??

[Tokyo Banana]

im actually farming cards for it. I heard it was short and wasnt really worth it. I might just wait for a sale I guess. But then again you only have 0.2 hours on this so I cant really trust you

[Saint Fugi]

Originally posted by Chicken Dinner:

im actually farming cards for it. I heard it was short and wasnt really worth it. I might just wait for a sale I guess. But then again you only have 0.2 hours on this so I cant really trust you

Yea cant really trust a person whos played 20 minutes of it makes you look like your complaining cos you cant get past the first level

[north]

bad writing
bad voice acting
boring, easy puzzles
bad technology (good comes from center of the screen not the gun)
bad value

edit - bad physics that make no sense - jumping from a dead start makes me bounce extremely high? for what reason?

[slaptop69]

fair point......an alternative is that I just got bored, and pissed off with the crap voice acting & script. You can take you pick which one you think, buthave you played the 1st level? not really difficult is it?

[Harry101UK]

Originally posted by north:

bad physics that make no sense - jumping from a dead start makes me bounce extremely high? for what reason?

It was exactly like this in Portal 2.

Originally posted by slaptop69:

Have you played the 1st level? not really difficult is it?

The first levels are the easy tutorials levels.

[slaptop69]

End of the day guys its only £3 so not worth getting upset over in those terms, its just dissapointing is all. Have a punt for 3 quid if you don't believe me (and North) but I'd be bloody sure you'll reach the same verdict

[slaptop69]

Originally posted by Harry101UK:

Originally posted by north:

bad physics that make no sense - jumping from a dead start makes me bounce extremely high? for what reason?

It was exactly like this in Portal 2...

That I DO agree with, and portal 2 was still awesome mainly due to the script, story and level design.

[north]

Another crash. That's 2 in the 30 mins I've been playing. Obviously a game with extensive playtesting before release - the real "Valve seal of approval" stamped all over it.

Also don't listen to anyone who says the game is short- you'll spend most of your time painting the walls for artificial lengthening of the game time. A 1 minute puzzle now takes 10 minutes while you splash your physics bending goo everywhere!

Edit - Just saw the Portal 2 comment. I agree too. Save yourself some money and just replay Portal 2, you'll experience very similar puzzles but without getting ripped off and experiencing amateur dev quality problems.

[Cat-Eared Weed Lesbian Gamer]

Originally posted by slaptop69:

End of the day guys its only £3 so not worth getting upset over in those terms, its just dissapointing is all. Have a punt for 3 quid if you don't believe me (and North) but I'd be bloody sure you'll reach the same verdict

A 3 quid pint would be at least worth 3 quid though. You'd get what you pay for. This is what should be a free mod being sold for an (admittedly low) pricetag, but a pricetag nonetheless

[slaptop69]

Originally posted by slaptop69:

Have you played the 1st level? not really difficult is it?

The first levels are the easy tutorials levels. [/quote]

Thats kind of my point - I was responding to Potato Aims comment re 'Complaining cos I can't get past the first level'

[Spy sapping my Pyro]

Originally posted by north:

bad writing

What makes the writing bad exactly? I'm just curious.

BTW, I didn't find Portal 2 story that great either.

[Tokyo Banana]

Originally posted by north:

Edit - Just saw the Portal 2 comment. I agree too. Save yourself some money and just replay Portal 2, you'll experience very similar puzzles but without getting ripped off and experiencing amateur dev quality problems.

I already 100%'d portal 2 and beat it 20 times :*(

[Stelly]

It's made by a bunch of kids who aren't even out of college yet. You thought too much if you wanted this to be anywhere near a portal 2 experience and they thought too much wanting any money for it.
They'll get money out of it from the name and a few of them might get to use it on a CV to get in the useful part of the industry.

[slaptop69]

Originally posted by Spy sapping my Pyro:

Originally posted by north:

bad writing

What makes the writing bad exactly? I'm just curious.

BTW, I didn't find Portal 2 story that great either.

Well, each to their own, I'd never knock someone for not liking what I do, thats what leads to such diversity in games development and pretty much something for everyone. I'm sure that some will agree and some won't but I loved portal 1 & 2 because I found both so witty, clever and funny with top notch voice acting from both GLADoS and Wheatley. TAG however is just Laaaame, extremely poor quality (even for £3) and simply not funny - thats just my view of course, but one that Chicken Dinner will surely agree with having 100%ed it and completed it 20 times.