Dear Devs, My F5 Key Can’t Take It Anymore <3

[Loly Mercury]

This is a message from a tired but devoted gamer, whose nerves are fraying and whose F5 key has been worn down to a nub. I’ve watched your game trailer more times than I’ve seen my own family. My fingers are ready, my mouse is sharp, caffeine is flowing — all I need now is the honor… the privilege… of early access.

Please, grant me this one small mercy! I promise: no spoilers, only pure admiration. I’ll write a review so glowing your grandma will frame it. Don’t let me suffer in silence like an NPC stuck in a loading screen.

With respect, hope, and just a touch of whining ❤️