Total Cultist Annihilation: Kill Cultists. Behead Cultists. Roundhouse kick a cultist into the concrete. Slam dunk a Cultist baby into the trash can. Crucify Filthy cultists! Defecate in a Cultist's food. Launch Cultists into the sun. Toss Cultists into active volcanoes. Judo throw Cultists into a wood chipper. Twist Cultist heads off. Report Cultists to the Empire.

I've hit a point where I really enjoy simple and refreshing games like this.

No ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. No upgrade system, no glory kills or fighting game inputs.
Just me, my gun and a lot of enemies.
Couldn't ask for more for five bucks.

I've played a few retro Wolfenstein clones like this and I am glad to say this one is also the least buggy, no glitchy checkpoints or weird hitbox jank. Its simple. But solid.

The story is a little confusing, I blame some of that on the rough translation. But its also really refreshing to play a protagonist who's just having fun. Not in a cool unflappable badass way, but tittering with glee and cheering as she blows someone into bits with a rocket launcher.

Awesome game honestly, why haven't you bought it yet?

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[Anime/FPS] Superior for those who love old-style DOS shooters. As a cute anime insane girl, just swipe and kill the cultists by any means. Speedy, fascinating, blood as you like.

[FPS] カルト絶許ギャルとなりカルト教団を殲滅するという単純明快なストーリー。内容はDOS時代を思い出させるFPS（DOOMのような立体概念なし）となっており、頭空っぽにして遊ぶことができる。近接武器が強く、これで教団員の首を刎ね飛ばしまくるのはなかなかに楽しいものがある。作者の年齢（若い）を考えると、よくぞまああの時代のFPSをリスペクトしてくれたという感がある。こういったノリが好きな方には好適。価格もお手頃なので躊躇無く飛び込んでみよう。

Had a blast with this game. While it is a little short, it's not a big deal with how enjoyable the gameplay is and the inclusion of global leaderboards (completion speed category for the "Hard" difficulty seems to be broken at the time of this review FIXED). Overall, a great game for its price.

100% unmitigated kusoge. However, sometimes games have this way of being charming even if they are trash -- thus "kusoge", while literally meaning "sh*t game", doesn't really refer to "bad games", exactly.

To explain what I mean, I'll explain CULT vs GAL. This game has sub-Wolfenstein level design, approximately five unique textures, a grand total of four weapons (three of which shoot the same projectiles at varying rates), and most of the enemies are pretty much just "robed cultist with gun." The enemy AI is so poor that melee enemies struggle to approach you, while ranged enemies rarely even attack.

Despite that, the core combat gameplay can be pretty entertaining, especially once the more dangerous enemies are introduced (too late into the game, IMO.) There's a chainsaw enemy who might just make you piss yourself, and a brain-like enemy that constantly spawns weak melee attackers all around you. There's also a surprising amount of effort put into the story elements of the game, even if it's writing at the level where a 12 year old would find it sick nasty and a 15 year old would probably cringe. Just to give you an idea, the main character is named Hellcrusher Saki, and she flirts with the girly operator girl who gives her her orders.

Overall, the game is only an hour long, and while there are multiple difficulty levels and an Arena mode to play with, I don't know if anyone but the most die-hard edgelords or retro boomer shooter fans would want to bother. However, I think even that single play through is worth the $5 price of admission as long as you go in with the right mindset. If you're not specifically into retro shooters or gory games, I probably wouldn't bother, but anyone who digs old-school FPS games like Wolfenstein, Blake Stone, Project Warlock, and similar titles will probably have a good time with CULT vs. GAL.

I would love to see this developer tackle something a bit more ambitious, because there's definitely a creative spark here, but CULT vs GAL is so basic it would be hard for even a master game maker to create something really compelling.

To be short with this review: Get this on sale. It's extremely short but it's good fun. There is a story but it's painfully simple and not interesting. Gameplay is tight but enjoyable. Audio design is passable. I haven't experienced any bugs or glitches. Also, you can flip off your enemies after you kill their allies, which is funny.

Pure gameplay of decapitating n gal-bossing on cultists, this is what I train for

More games should have a main theme song with vocals.

Arena scoring system should be in the main game as well! I wanna play the full game like Dodonpachi!

Otherwise the game is great. Super charming with fun level design and satisfying guns.

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