Marvel Rivals: A Masterclass in Mediocrity (and copying from Overwatch)

[Booyah]

Alright, folks, gather around. It’s time for a little education. I know, I know—some of you might not be ready for this. You’re probably still basking in the glow of Marvel Rivals’ flashy trailers and the dopamine hit of seeing your favorite superheroes on screen. But let’s be real here: Marvel Rivals is, objectively speaking, a bad game. And before you start typing furiously in the comments, hear me out. I’m not here to insult anyone (though I can’t promise I won’t be a little condescending—it’s just who I am). I’m here to enlighten you. Because, let’s face it, someone has to.

First, let’s talk about the gameplay. Or should I say, the lack of gameplay. Marvel Rivals is, at its core, a shallow attempt at cashing in on the live-service model. It’s a hero shooter, sure, but it’s one that feels like it was cobbled together by a team that read a Wikipedia summary of what makes a good hero shooter and called it a day. The mechanics are uninspired, the abilities are derivative, and the balance is… well, let’s just say it’s about as balanced as a one-legged stool. But hey, I’m sure some of you enjoy the thrill of pressing the same three buttons over and over again while your screen fills with particle effects. Congratulations, you’ve found your game.

And don’t even get me started on the monetization. Oh, wait, I’m already started. Marvel Rivals is a textbook example of how to squeeze every last penny out of your player base without actually delivering a product worth paying for. The battle pass is a grindfest, the cosmetics are overpriced, and the game is clearly designed to exploit FOMO (that’s “fear of missing out” for those of you who aren’t as well-versed in gaming industry tactics as I am). But sure, keep telling yourself that spending $20 on a recolor of Spider-Man’s suit is a good use of your money. I’m sure the executives at Marvel are very grateful for your contribution.

Now, let’s talk about the story. Or, more accurately, the lack thereof. Marvel Rivals doesn’t even try to justify its existence with a compelling narrative. It’s just a bunch of heroes and villains thrown together in a generic arena because… reasons? I guess? I mean, I get it—writing is hard, and coming up with a coherent plot that ties all these characters together would require actual effort. But come on, is it too much to ask for a little world-building? A little context? Or are we just supposed to accept that Doctor Doom and Captain America are fighting because… well, because the game needs them to?

And let’s not forget the technical issues. The performance is inconsistent, the matchmaking is a mess, and the netcode is about as reliable as a paper umbrella in a hurricane. But hey, I’m sure some of you are perfectly content with rubberbanding across the map or getting disconnected mid-match. After all, who needs a smooth, stable gaming experience when you can have the thrill of wondering whether your next match will even load?

Look, I get it. Some of you are die-hard Marvel fans, and the idea of playing as your favorite characters is enough to blind you to the game’s glaring flaws. And that’s fine. Enjoy what you enjoy. But let’s not pretend that Marvel Rivals is anything more than a cash grab dressed up in spandex. It’s a game that prioritizes style over substance, profit over polish, and hype over heart. And if you can’t see that, well… maybe you’re not as discerning as I am. But hey, that’s why I’m here—to help you see the light.

So, go ahead. Keep playing Marvel Rivals. Keep defending it. Keep spending your hard-earned money on it. But just know that while you’re doing that, I’ll be over here, playing games that actually respect my time, intelligence, and wallet. Because, unlike some people, I know the difference between a good game and a bad one. And Marvel Rivals? It’s definitely the latter.

You’re welcome.

[XYA]

Why is this troll still posting nonsense? Permanent resident and daily visitor on his favourite game but yet hating everyday kinda insane

[SireGimps]

"So, go ahead. Keep playing Marvel Rivals. Keep defending it. Keep spending your hard-earned money on it. But just know that while you’re doing that, I’ll be over here, playing games that actually respect my time, intelligence, and wallet." -guy who made a post specifically to argue with people that he doesn't see as logical, about a game he simply thinks is trash.

[Booyah]

Originally posted by XYA:

Why is this troll still posting nonsense? Permanent resident and daily visitor on his favourite game but yet hating everyday kinda insane

I like to talk about video games, whether I like the game or not.

Kinda insane, I know.

[XYA]

Originally posted by 🎀Booyah🎀:

Originally posted by XYA:

Why is this troll still posting nonsense? Permanent resident and daily visitor on his favourite game but yet hating everyday kinda insane

I like to talk about video games, whether I like the game or not.

Kinda insane, I know.

Talk about overwatch copying marvel rivals <3

[Teddy Roosevelt]

Originally posted by 🎀Booyah🎀:

Originally posted by Teddy Roosevelt:

yes yes, refusing to hold conversation on the grounds the other person must be a troll. Another common reaction of those that cant hold discussion properly. You havent been back on topic since you complained about people being off topic. This discussion has become a joke, your not even trying.

No, YOU'RE not even trying, and YOU'RE off-topic. I made this topic and I keep trying to get people to stay on point, but you're talking about Carl Sagan and "truth".

This is supposed to be about Marvel Rivals.

You have not been back to the topic since complaining a while ago that nobody was on topic. And now this "no u"? Puh-lease.

[Booyah]

Originally posted by XYA:

Originally posted by 🎀Booyah🎀:

I like to talk about video games, whether I like the game or not.

Kinda insane, I know.

Talk about overwatch copying marvel rivals <3

Again?

[XYA]

Originally posted by 🎀Booyah🎀:

Originally posted by XYA:

Talk about overwatch copying marvel rivals <3

Again?

No? Guess you don't like talking about it anymore huh funny.

[Booyah]

Originally posted by XYA:

Originally posted by 🎀Booyah🎀:

Again?

No? Guess you don't (now he's going to copy and paste what I put in quotes, like its clever) wanna talk about it?

No this topic is just trolls telling themselves that they're trolling the troll, who is telling themself the same thing. And both of them are just continuously bumping the topic, so newcomers see and say "ha ha what a dummie" and then they put an Award on the topic to embarrass me (it is VERY mean and EMBARRASSING to me).

Now you say something insulting to me, like "omg u care about awards that so lame u dont have a life" and then I'll respond and say 'nah ah i do have a life im just laughing my butt off at you' and then you'll say 'lmao sure you are im just cracking up at how dum u look'

[XYA]

Originally posted by 🎀Booyah🎀:

Originally posted by XYA:

No? Guess you don't (now he's going to copy and paste what I put in quotes, like its clever) wanna talk about it?

No this topic is just trolls telling themselves that they're trolling the troll, who is telling themself the same thing. And both of them are just continuously bumping the topic, so newcomers see and say "ha ha what a dummie" and then they put an Award on the topic to embarrass me (it is VERY mean and EMBARRASSING to me).

Now you say something insulting to me, like "omg u care about awards that so lame u dont have a life" and then I'll respond and say 'nah ah i do have a life im just laughing my butt off at you' and then you'll say 'lmao sure you are im just cracking up at how dum u look'

Come again? Who's telling who now? You are going off topic on rants again >.<

[Booyah]

Originally posted by XYA:

Originally posted by 🎀Booyah🎀:

No this topic is just trolls telling themselves that they're trolling the troll, who is telling themself the same thing. And both of them are just continuously bumping the topic, so newcomers see and say "ha ha what a dummie" and then they put an Award on the topic to embarrass me (it is VERY mean and EMBARRASSING to me).

Now you say something insulting to me, like "omg u care about awards that so lame u dont have a life" and then I'll respond and say 'nah ah i do have a life im just laughing my butt off at you' and then you'll say 'lmao sure you are im just cracking up at how dum u look'

Come again? Who's telling who now? You are going off topic on rants again >.<

Stop trolling me

[XYA]

Originally posted by 🎀Booyah🎀:

Originally posted by XYA:

Come again? Who's telling who now? You are going off topic on rants again >.<

Stop trolling me

Typical as you've done countless times before deflecting every valid point. Revisiting your favourite game everyday. Always great to have a discussion with you.

[OMEGA]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3426289838

[Booyah]

Originally posted by XYA:

Originally posted by 🎀Booyah🎀:

Stop trolling me

Typical as you've done countless times before deflecting every valid point. Revisiting your favourite game everyday. Always great to have a discussion with you.

Valid point, I concede. You're too good at this game. gg wp

[Teddy Roosevelt]

Originally posted by 🎀Booyah🎀:

Originally posted by XYA:

Come again? Who's telling who now? You are going off topic on rants again >.<

Stop trolling me

Careful guys, When people like this start playing victim its because they are setting up their false ban trap card. In which they bait you into technically breaking the rules so they can get you banned because they dont agree with you. Seen it happen many many times.

[XYA]

Originally posted by 🎀Booyah🎀:

Originally posted by XYA:

Typical as you've done countless times before deflecting every valid point. Revisiting your favourite game everyday. Always great to have a discussion with you.

Valid point, I concede. You're too good at this game. gg wp

I give up, you win.