Marvel Rivals: A Masterclass in Mediocrity (and copying from Overwatch)

[Booyah]

Alright, folks, gather around. It’s time for a little education. I know, I know—some of you might not be ready for this. You’re probably still basking in the glow of Marvel Rivals’ flashy trailers and the dopamine hit of seeing your favorite superheroes on screen. But let’s be real here: Marvel Rivals is, objectively speaking, a bad game. And before you start typing furiously in the comments, hear me out. I’m not here to insult anyone (though I can’t promise I won’t be a little condescending—it’s just who I am). I’m here to enlighten you. Because, let’s face it, someone has to.

First, let’s talk about the gameplay. Or should I say, the lack of gameplay. Marvel Rivals is, at its core, a shallow attempt at cashing in on the live-service model. It’s a hero shooter, sure, but it’s one that feels like it was cobbled together by a team that read a Wikipedia summary of what makes a good hero shooter and called it a day. The mechanics are uninspired, the abilities are derivative, and the balance is… well, let’s just say it’s about as balanced as a one-legged stool. But hey, I’m sure some of you enjoy the thrill of pressing the same three buttons over and over again while your screen fills with particle effects. Congratulations, you’ve found your game.

And don’t even get me started on the monetization. Oh, wait, I’m already started. Marvel Rivals is a textbook example of how to squeeze every last penny out of your player base without actually delivering a product worth paying for. The battle pass is a grindfest, the cosmetics are overpriced, and the game is clearly designed to exploit FOMO (that’s “fear of missing out” for those of you who aren’t as well-versed in gaming industry tactics as I am). But sure, keep telling yourself that spending $20 on a recolor of Spider-Man’s suit is a good use of your money. I’m sure the executives at Marvel are very grateful for your contribution.

Now, let’s talk about the story. Or, more accurately, the lack thereof. Marvel Rivals doesn’t even try to justify its existence with a compelling narrative. It’s just a bunch of heroes and villains thrown together in a generic arena because… reasons? I guess? I mean, I get it—writing is hard, and coming up with a coherent plot that ties all these characters together would require actual effort. But come on, is it too much to ask for a little world-building? A little context? Or are we just supposed to accept that Doctor Doom and Captain America are fighting because… well, because the game needs them to?

And let’s not forget the technical issues. The performance is inconsistent, the matchmaking is a mess, and the netcode is about as reliable as a paper umbrella in a hurricane. But hey, I’m sure some of you are perfectly content with rubberbanding across the map or getting disconnected mid-match. After all, who needs a smooth, stable gaming experience when you can have the thrill of wondering whether your next match will even load?

Look, I get it. Some of you are die-hard Marvel fans, and the idea of playing as your favorite characters is enough to blind you to the game’s glaring flaws. And that’s fine. Enjoy what you enjoy. But let’s not pretend that Marvel Rivals is anything more than a cash grab dressed up in spandex. It’s a game that prioritizes style over substance, profit over polish, and hype over heart. And if you can’t see that, well… maybe you’re not as discerning as I am. But hey, that’s why I’m here—to help you see the light.

So, go ahead. Keep playing Marvel Rivals. Keep defending it. Keep spending your hard-earned money on it. But just know that while you’re doing that, I’ll be over here, playing games that actually respect my time, intelligence, and wallet. Because, unlike some people, I know the difference between a good game and a bad one. And Marvel Rivals? It’s definitely the latter.

You’re welcome.

[Brother Bear]

Originally posted by 🎀Booyah🎀:

Alright, folks, gather around. It’s time for a little education. I know, I know—some of you might not be ready for this. You’re probably still basking in the glow of Marvel Rivals’ flashy trailers and the dopamine hit of seeing your favorite superheroes on screen. But let’s be real here: Marvel Rivals is, objectively speaking, a bad game. And before you start typing furiously in the comments, hear me out. I’m not here to insult anyone (though I can’t promise I won’t be a little condescending—it’s just who I am). I’m here to enlighten you. Because, let’s face it, someone has to.

First, let’s talk about the gameplay. Or should I say, the lack of gameplay. Marvel Rivals is, at its core, a shallow attempt at cashing in on the live-service model. It’s a hero shooter, sure, but it’s one that feels like it was cobbled together by a team that read a Wikipedia summary of what makes a good hero shooter and called it a day. The mechanics are uninspired, the abilities are derivative, and the balance is… well, let’s just say it’s about as balanced as a one-legged stool. But hey, I’m sure some of you enjoy the thrill of pressing the same three buttons over and over again while your screen fills with particle effects. Congratulations, you’ve found your game.

And don’t even get me started on the monetization. Oh, wait, I’m already started. Marvel Rivals is a textbook example of how to squeeze every last penny out of your player base without actually delivering a product worth paying for. The battle pass is a grindfest, the cosmetics are overpriced, and the game is clearly designed to exploit FOMO (that’s “fear of missing out” for those of you who aren’t as well-versed in gaming industry tactics as I am). But sure, keep telling yourself that spending $20 on a recolor of Spider-Man’s suit is a good use of your money. I’m sure the executives at Marvel are very grateful for your contribution.

Now, let’s talk about the story. Or, more accurately, the lack thereof. Marvel Rivals doesn’t even try to justify its existence with a compelling narrative. It’s just a bunch of heroes and villains thrown together in a generic arena because… reasons? I guess? I mean, I get it—writing is hard, and coming up with a coherent plot that ties all these characters together would require actual effort. But come on, is it too much to ask for a little world-building? A little context? Or are we just supposed to accept that Doctor Doom and Captain America are fighting because… well, because the game needs them to?

And let’s not forget the technical issues. The performance is inconsistent, the matchmaking is a mess, and the netcode is about as reliable as a paper umbrella in a hurricane. But hey, I’m sure some of you are perfectly content with rubberbanding across the map or getting disconnected mid-match. After all, who needs a smooth, stable gaming experience when you can have the thrill of wondering whether your next match will even load?

Look, I get it. Some of you are die-hard Marvel fans, and the idea of playing as your favorite characters is enough to blind you to the game’s glaring flaws. And that’s fine. Enjoy what you enjoy. But let’s not pretend that Marvel Rivals is anything more than a cash grab dressed up in spandex. It’s a game that prioritizes style over substance, profit over polish, and hype over heart. And if you can’t see that, well… maybe you’re not as discerning as I am. But hey, that’s why I’m here—to help you see the light.

So, go ahead. Keep playing Marvel Rivals. Keep defending it. Keep spending your hard-earned money on it. But just know that while you’re doing that, I’ll be over here, playing games that actually respect my time, intelligence, and wallet. Because, unlike some people, I know the difference between a good game and a bad one. And Marvel Rivals? It’s definitely the latter.

You’re welcome.

w rage bait

[Ore]

"124 hours on Marvel Rivals"

End of the joke. OP just got mad because he lost to a Loki.

[i have 2026 vision fear me]

As if overwatch is good. Balance is atrocious, the left over developers of blizzard are talentless frauds pretty much. Complaining about the monetization of Rivals yet have you looked at Overwatch ?

Not to mention overwatch's community is disgusting pigs. Mercy mains, widow defenders, brainless support players, the list is mostly about supports.

I don't think i ever actually enjoyed overwatch, i found it satisfying to do well, but not fun. What WAS fun was dps doomfist. Which "oh poggers, he's back!!1!!" yeah. Okay dude.

Calling overwatch a good game is the equivalent of calling Call of Duty, NOT a cash cow game.

The only characters that are fun and enjoyable are; dps doomfist (removed), echo.

In rivals ? Phew the list goes on. Sure the balance is ♥♥♥♥, but i can't lie, the abilities and characters are actually fun, BUT overwatch players bring their c*ncer gameplay and metas into every game they play. "Guys i hate double shield and supports power level!" "Let's play perma Strange, Mangeto and triple support !!!!"

Regardless, Marvel Rivals saved overwatch, as far as we know. Sure, the 12th feb highlight has shown and promised eeeeeven more. Yet, they've a history of broken promises. Balance decisions are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Support designs are getting more ♥♥♥♥, kiriko is getting more skins than Lux, Ezreal and Ahri combined.

[i have 2026 vision fear me]

Originally posted by 🎀Booyah🎀:

Originally posted by Shifue:

I am sure you are the greatest person to ever game or walk!

Your post was a lot easier to respond to because you only said one thing worth responding to. You're correct. Now take that, read my post again, and try to learn something. This isn't me vs you. We can help each other learn things, believe it or not.

[PawnSacrifice]

OP's post is 100% AI written lol

[LetM3WorK]

Originally posted by PawnSacrifice:

OP's post is 100% AI written lol

Bro, you couldn't spot AI if your life depnded on it.

[Booyah]

Originally posted by S.A.Ssephchan:

You got banned 🙂

Ugh that's so frustrating! Really messed up all my plans and everything. Is there anything I can do about it??

[i have 2026 vision fear me]

OH ♥♥♥♥

It's a tightey-whitey alt account!

♥♥♥♥ that makes so much sense. Well, report on fellas, report away.

[LetM3WorK]

Originally posted by i have 2026 vision fear me:

OH ♥♥♥♥

It's a tightey-whitey alt account!

♥♥♥♥ that makes so much sense. Well, report on fellas, report away.

I just reported you. Thanks for the heads up.

[i have 2026 vision fear me]

Originally posted by LetM3WorK:

Originally posted by i have 2026 vision fear me:

OH ♥♥♥♥

It's a tightey-whitey alt account!

♥♥♥♥ that makes so much sense. Well, report on fellas, report away.

I just reported you. Thanks for the heads up.

Is that another one ? Types exactly the same way.

[LetM3WorK]

Originally posted by i have 2026 vision fear me:

Originally posted by LetM3WorK:

I just reported you. Thanks for the heads up.

Is that another one ? Types exactly the same way.

A quote from your Back 4 Blood Review:

"L4D2 is simple and fun, B4B is methodical and deep with it's mechanics, which makes it fun."

You clearly have no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ clue what you are talking about. lol

[Booyah]

Originally posted by i have 2026 vision fear me:

OH ♥♥♥♥

It's a tightey-whitey alt account!

♥♥♥♥ that makes so much sense. Well, report on fellas, report away.

Report? Am I not allowed to have multiple accounts? What is there to report?

[NrSeven]

plays 150+ hours, most likely got hard stuck in bronze, proceeds to create an AI post about how terrible a game it is.
Nice joker farm...

[Booyah]

Originally posted by i have 2026 vision fear me:

Originally posted by 🎀Booyah🎀:

Report? Am I not allowed to have multiple accounts? What is there to report?

So you admit it huh. And hm, i don't know, constantly posting threads with rage-bait focused claims without any further elaboration ? Bumping them whenever they don't get engagement for a day ?

I'm talking about the video games? I'm allowed to do that.
I don't "elaborate further"? Not really true, but I'm also allowed to never elaborate.

Is bumping threads against the forum Terms? Maybe I'm asking the wrong person.

One thing that I know is against the terms is insulting other users, so I don't think it's okay to call someone else a "weirdo". You may want to edit that, while we're talking about reports and whatnot.

[Booyah]

Originally posted by NrSeven:

plays 150+ hours, most likely got hard stuck in bronze, proceeds to create an AI post about how terrible a game it is.
Nice joker farm...

If I hadn't played 150 hours, I wouldn't have the information necessary to write up my post. Should I write a lengthy review with only one hour played, would that be more reasonable?