Healers, you have one job, do it

[Mister Sir]

Bit of a bait title cause obviously every role can do more than their primary job and as a healer you can do a lot more than heal boting... looking at you racoon players.

However, if you can't do your primary job then do not worry about doing something else and with this "3 stooges" meta around, this is getting worse than ever.

So wtf am I talking about? Well the good old you all not being able to stfu and listen of course. You all experienced it, when you ask for simple thing to happen and instead of hearing "yes sir" or "I gotcha man" or "stfu but yeah makes sense, I will do that" INSTEAD of all that you get slew of excuses.

Hey, why am I literally not being healed when we got 3 healers? Ummm actually, it is because I am being dived by a single character, while also you are going too far while also moon is aligned with orions belt...... STFU and stop giving people excuses, just do your job and heal.

This may come off like a dps main raging but nope, dps is my least played role, I mostly tank/heal and most of the time I do it better than other people in my lobby, not every time but most of the time. So I fully get it, you getting dived, dps not looking around, tank not pushing, I get it bro but if I, a mediocre player can do better than most of the people I meet in this game, if I can press w and get on point, if I can heal and kill in the same time, if I can communicate that there someone diving me or get next to my team so that they can help me so can you my brothers.

Point is, stop giving ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ excuses cause all you gonna do is lose, thats it. Sometimes, it's ok to listen and heal when your tank or dps asking for heals, and that sometimes should be EVERY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME.

I am legit running into games where I am forced to dps cause my dps aint doing ♥♥♥♥, no one wanna swap so we got solo tank who is too scared to die, so I push and get no heals. Ask for heals, get told that no, I am too far in... ok but we got to be in to push? But sure, let me adjust even if I am the only one playing objective, but ok, I WILL ADJUST and stay back. Still no heals? What gives? Oh now I need to get a kill before I get a heal? Ok ok, sorry my healer overlords... let me get a kill real quick, got it... can I get heals now? No, here 3 more excuses. Like bor STFU and heal! and whats worse, is that every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time I get fed up and swap to a healer myself, suddenly people are being healed and we start racking up points, wow, what gives? It's almost like I am right!? Who knew? I knew.... and if someone asked you to do your primary job, just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ do it, do not give 5 excuses why you cant, stop being useless.

Healers really need to hear this cause while I am one of you, we are not the same. Most of you seem to think that you are perfect lil angels that may do no wrong, while most of the time you all are as bad as dps players. Again, if I can get on healer and make a difference and not give 5 excuses to why I wont heal anyone, so can you.

[Arthur Morrigan]

Just uninstall.

[Meow]

nothing can heal the problems you have

[Mitrovarr]

I gotta say, having 3 healers and somehow still getting crap heals is one of the most obnoxious experiences ever.

[delores0we]

Womp womp you sound like ur just a bad dps/tank (idk couldnt read your long storybook)

[Mister Sir]

Oh look, we got 3 healer players in this room already. How many more excuses do I get?

[Mister Sir]

Just ran a game as a healer, had most impact in the match, kept on point and knew how to heal everyone. Whats you all excuse again?

[Mister Sir]

Originally posted by delores0we:

Womp womp you sound like ur just a bad dps/tank (idk couldnt read your long storybook)

and you sound like waste of space. Accurate? About as accurate as your assessment of me.

[Mister Sir]

Originally posted by Tom Mulholland:

Just uninstall.

Nah, it be nice if healers that give more excuses than heals uninstalled. Again, when I heal, there is no excuses to why even a bad tank/dps dying right in front of me, which is probably why I am a better healer than people than give excuses by a mile.

[Mister Sir]

Originally posted by Jeeper:

nothing can heal the problems you have

You all not being able to follow simple instructions should not be my problem, and yet cause I get teamed up with you all, it becomes my problem, so how about you heal that? However your statement might hold true, if you can't hear simple reason then you, aka my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ problem, is truly unhealable.

[Mister Sir]

Originally posted by Mitrovarr:

I gotta say, having 3 healers and somehow still getting crap heals is one of the most obnoxious experiences ever.

Yeap, I legit can solo heal better than what I usually get from 3 people when I tank or dps, which is wild but true. People really got to stop making excuses to why something wont happen and why they can't do it and find ways to adjust or swap roles.

[The Great White Shiekh]

sounds like you are pushing at bad times. Without posting a replay code then no one can say much, all you did was post a long rant. Just cause you can push doesn't mean you should, does your team have an ult they are using, did your team get a pick, is an enemy low that you are finishing off? The point of the game is not just to hold w to the point and hope you make it.

[Tsorig]

Originally posted by Mister Sir:

Originally posted by Mitrovarr:

I gotta say, having 3 healers and somehow still getting crap heals is one of the most obnoxious experiences ever.

Yeap, I legit can solo heal better than what I usually get from 3 people when I tank or dps, which is wild but true. People really got to stop making excuses to why something wont happen and why they can't do it and find ways to adjust or swap roles.

Okey, so can you post your name tag or user ID so we can check your healing performance.

[Mister Sir]

Originally posted by Tsorig:

Originally posted by Mister Sir:

Yeap, I legit can solo heal better than what I usually get from 3 people when I tank or dps, which is wild but true. People really got to stop making excuses to why something wont happen and why they can't do it and find ways to adjust or swap roles.

Okey, so can you post your name tag or user ID so we can check your healing performance.

I know why you are asking this and no, I am not about to give my in game ID to trolls and haters but I can take pics. Whats the way to take screenshot in this game since f12 does not seem to work.

With that being said, I have no clue whats my performance has to do with again, me getting bunch of excuses why healers can't heal.

[Mister Sir]

Originally posted by The Great White Shiekh:

sounds like you are pushing at bad times. Without posting a replay code then no one can say much, all you did was post a long rant. Just cause you can push doesn't mean you should, does your team have an ult they are using, did your team get a pick, is an enemy low that you are finishing off? The point of the game is not just to hold w to the point and hope you make it.

Right, cause lets assume the worst and run with it, right? Lets ignore the part where I talked about me adjusting and doing what 3 healers were asking me to do while I still got excuses up the ass to why no, I wont be getting healed. Clearly, it is all my fault for trying to play objective and trying to adjust and trying to swap character, and trying to teach anyone anything.

Obviously I understand positioning ffs. There is a reason why my teams often start making break through when I swap to a healer and why I become priority target for enemy team.

[Tsorig]

Originally posted by Mister Sir:

Originally posted by Tsorig:

Okey, so can you post your name tag or user ID so we can check your healing performance.

I know why you are asking this and no, I am not about to give my in game ID to trolls and haters but I can take pics. Whats the way to take screenshot in this game since f12 does not seem to work.

With that being said, I have no clue whats my performance has to do with again, me getting bunch of excuses why healers can't heal.

So you tell us to believe that you are superior player and everyone else have excuses.
It's all the same to us, looks like you are the one with excuses.
It's that hard to give your user Id for example, I could easily to go web site and see what is your average healing with certain hero.
Are you afraid that maybe you are not that good after all?
Maybe you had 1 or 2 good game with healer and you came here to post how other healers suck ?

I had like week ago over 60k healing with Luna and we still lost. I didn't come here to post how my team sucks.

Keep yapping, bub.