Screw this stupid Jeff the shark event

[Kaein]

You *Have* to win a match in order to proceed and do WELL too in order to get his skin.

Well I guess I can go ♥♥♥♥ myself because two dozen matches later I've got 0 wins and 0% closer to getting this stupid skin. SO ♥♥♥♥ this stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I'd rather watch paint dry or rip the skin off of my balls with sandpaper than play this stupid gamemode any longer.

WHY is the award tied solely to winning?! Just let it be for playing 20 games or something so I can just fail upwards if I absolutely have to.

[OMEGA]

two dozen and 0 wins either the mm hates you or your not preforming well

[CaliTurian]

Raging at this event is like raging at mario party. Grow up.

[Listed]

its really not that bad man lol.

spray the ground, flank and capture the statue side as much as you can, often overlooked. most games i "carried" i had 1-2 kills outside of ult. too many people treat it like deathmatch.

if you have played 24 matches at a 100% loss rate you have to be throwing or actually terrible. i could afk and luck into a win faster

[OMEGA]

Originally posted by Manic4Moxxie:

its really not that bad man lol.

spray the ground, flank and capture the statue side as much as you can, often overlooked. most games i "carried" i had 1-2 kills outside of ult. too many people treat it like deathmatch.

if you have played 24 matches at a 100% loss rate you have to be throwing or actually terrible. i could afk and luck into a win faster

yeah i have actually won and got mvp with an afk player i had the most covered by around 10k too i also had a 8 kills 0 deaths and 2 assists you gotta just get good

[Kaein]

Originally posted by Manic4Moxxie:

its really not that bad man lol.

spray the ground, flank and capture the statue side as much as you can, often overlooked. most games i "carried" i had 1-2 kills outside of ult. too many people treat it like deathmatch.

if you have played 24 matches at a 100% loss rate you have to be throwing or actually terrible. i could afk and luck into a win faster

Nah man just found the sweatiest jeffs I've ever seen killing my entire team to spawn. I'm decent at jeff, not great, I'm usually hanging out with tanks and keeping them and my team topped off. I don't usually fight with jeff, so for me its incredibly difficult.

I'm at two dozen matches rn all 0% wins btw. Still losing streak. I don't know what I've done to deserve this, I just want the stupid skin.

[Kaein]

Originally posted by CaliTurian:

Raging at this event is like raging at mario party. Grow up.

Yeah except mario party doesn't unlock something you can only get by winning it that will otherwise vanish forever and you'll never get again.

You'd see a lot more range if that was the case. Hell you can see that now, look at some of the fall guys streams with exclusive seasonal stuff for winning. You'll see mega salt there.

[Amos]

You're raging because you're FOMOing for a virtual skin. Literally seething because you can't look at pixels rendered on a screen.
Come on man, be better.

[CaliTurian]

Originally posted by Amos:

You're raging because you're FOMOing for a virtual skin. Literally seething because you can't look at pixels rendered on a screen.
Come on man, be better.

A skin that's really, really easy to unlock might I add.

[CaliTurian]

Originally posted by Kaein:

Originally posted by Manic4Moxxie:

its really not that bad man lol.

spray the ground, flank and capture the statue side as much as you can, often overlooked. most games i "carried" i had 1-2 kills outside of ult. too many people treat it like deathmatch.

if you have played 24 matches at a 100% loss rate you have to be throwing or actually terrible. i could afk and luck into a win faster

Nah man just found the sweatiest jeffs I've ever seen killing my entire team to spawn. I'm decent at jeff, not great, I'm usually hanging out with tanks and keeping them and my team topped off. I don't usually fight with jeff, so for me its incredibly difficult.

I'm at two dozen matches rn all 0% wins btw. Still losing streak. I don't know what I've done to deserve this, I just want the stupid skin.

I knew I'd be seeing the word sweaty or tryhard in this thread at some point lol. You know most people just enjoy playing video games and it's not their fault if they're better than you? 99.9% of people aren't sweating in the event; they just roll you because they're better. It's not rocket science.