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Why didn't we leave with Piotrek ? [SPOILER]
I mean, this guy is clearly a genius !

He made a damn ROCKET out of tractor parts !

He litteraly escaped the forest by combining pieces of junk together to create a spaceship.
And it worked !

I swear I came back later after selling him the last part he needed and his masterpiece vehicule was gone ! Vanished !

It was a pain in the a*s imagining this superior human being travelling into space like a badass while I was still there getting high with mushrooms so that I forget being trapped forever in a dangerous forest full of horrible monsters.

Now, each night in my hideout, between two sessions of pi**ing in my pants, I dream about this smart a*s conquering planets and partying with alien sexy girls all over the galaxy.

F*ck my life, why didn't I leave with Piotrek ?
Last edited by Survivalisme; May 4, 2019 @ 11:55pm
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Ivy May 4, 2019 @ 6:48am 
He seeks no company of such unintelligent peasants, like us.
Survivalisme May 4, 2019 @ 7:22am 
Originally posted by Ivan the Space Gopnik:
He seeks no company of such unintelligent peasants, like us.

That's true, indeed, my friend...

I mean, I wouldn't even know how to rebuild a proper tractor out of tractor parts, and him ? He made a spaceship out of them !
DAMN IT, I COULDN'T EVEN MAKE A BICYCLE OUT OF TRACTOR PARTS !

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Actually, I also have this theory about God giving Piotrek a mission to build a spaceship in 40 days so as to make a restartof Humanity just like he did with Noah, but this time by leaving the Earth and share his faith upon the universe.

That would perfectly make sense since Piotrek means "Peter", like the apostle of Christ, exactly !
Besides, Piotrek wouldn't need a family to leave with him like Noah, since he could reproduce by the holy power of spores getting out of the mushrooms growing on his skin.

The main difference with Noah would be that instead of a couple of animals of all kind, he would have to gather a piece of every possible part that compounds a tractor.

I need to think more about this idea tonight, with the help of one or two mushrooms. I hope banshees will let me think a bit this time.
Survivalisme May 4, 2019 @ 7:25am 
Why would he need tractor parts on a distant planet... ?

I need more mushrooms.
Null Winter May 4, 2019 @ 6:52pm 
You might want to slap a spoiler warning on the thread title.
Nemoto May 5, 2019 @ 10:26am 
So spoilers below and a little heads up here, you might be glad you didn't join him in his rocket

His rocket crashes in the Swamp area, killing him.
Null Winter May 5, 2019 @ 12:20pm 
Originally posted by Takeru:
So spoilers below and a little heads up here, you might be glad you didn't join him in his rocket

His rocket crashes in the Swamp area, killing him.

Sure, if you showed any vehicle parts to Wolfman. If not, then Piotrek makes it to space.
Survivalisme May 5, 2019 @ 1:44pm 
Originally posted by Takeru:
So spoilers below and a little heads up here, you might be glad you didn't join him in his rocket

His rocket crashes in the Swamp area, killing him.

No body found = kill not confirmed. I carry on with my hope...



Originally posted by Null Winter:
Originally posted by Takeru:
So spoilers below and a little heads up here, you might be glad you didn't join him in his rocket

His rocket crashes in the Swamp area, killing him.

Sure, if you showed any vehicle parts to Wolfman. If not, then Piotrek makes it to space.

I didn't know it made any difference, that's nice !

Maybe the wolfman's pessimism alters our level of faith into Piotrek's wonderful project, and makes us think some junk rotting in a swamp looks like Piotrek's rocket, while it's not.
Last edited by Survivalisme; May 5, 2019 @ 1:56pm
Survivalisme May 5, 2019 @ 1:54pm 
In fact, the next game might be focused on Piotrek.

It could tell the story from his point of view and be titled as : "Darkwood : The Path of Piotrek".

Or, better ; it would be a sequel of the main plot, but with Piotrek as the main character : "Darkspace: A mastermind's escape".
Last edited by Survivalisme; May 5, 2019 @ 1:56pm
Nemoto May 6, 2019 @ 12:53am 
Originally posted by Null Winter:
showed any vehicle parts to Wolfman. If not, then Piotrek makes it to space.

Every time I helped him with his Spaceship quest I didn't give Wolfman any pieces to sabotage but Piotrek always ends up crashing in the Junkyard in Chapter 2. Does the crash not happen if you don't do the quest at all?

Originally posted by Survivalisme:

No body found = kill not confirmed. I carry on with my hope...


Pretty sure you can find his corpse in the remains of his rocket in the Junkyard of Chapter 2.
Last edited by Nemoto; May 6, 2019 @ 12:55am
Heisenberg May 6, 2019 @ 10:45am 
Everything i am about to say is a spoiler, so continue on your own risk:

Piotrek dies in that rocket, the game let you know that with some things:

1- In chapter two we find a detroyed rocket with a dead man inside. Of course, that is not a prove that it was Piotrek, but come on, who else could be? It would be really awesome he wasn´t Piotrek.

2- When you finish the game it says something like: the person in the rocket flew and saw the stars move away faster and faster. Think about it: if you are flying in the night, but you are going directly to the ground, you are going to watch the stars moving faster and faster because you are moving away from them and accelerating due to the effect of gravity. Also if you fly in space you will watch some stars moving away, but some others will be moving closer.

Survivalisme May 6, 2019 @ 11:19am 
I am devastated.

At least he never gave up on his dream, and, well, he managed to take off the ground with an homemade rocket made of tractor parts.

He escaped the forest in some way.
Last edited by Survivalisme; May 6, 2019 @ 11:20am
Heisenberg May 6, 2019 @ 11:21am 
Originally posted by Survivalisme:
I am devastated.

At least he never gave up on his dream, and, well, he managed to take off the ground with an homemade rocket made of tractor parts.

He escaped the forest in some way.
No, he didn´t, because the swamp is inside the forest.
Null Winter May 6, 2019 @ 5:11pm 
Odd to me, since I never found a crash site and my epilogue for him mentioned him making it to space.
Heisenberg May 6, 2019 @ 6:43pm 
Originally posted by Null Winter:
Odd to me, since I never found a crash site and my epilogue for him mentioned him making it to space.
Did you go to the trash pile? I don´t know how it is called in inglish since i played the game in spanish, which is my first lenguage.
Null Winter May 6, 2019 @ 6:55pm 
Originally posted by Heisenberg:
Originally posted by Null Winter:
Odd to me, since I never found a crash site and my epilogue for him mentioned him making it to space.
Did you go to the trash pile? I don´t know how it is called in inglish since i played the game in spanish, which is my first lenguage.

It's the junkyard in English.

No crash there.
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