EA Key Giveaway (CLOSED)

[Arruntius]

Got 3/4 extra keys, so if u want to get it, tell me ur best joke and I will give them to best ones (to me).

EDIT: So I have a few jokes that I found good.

The best ones for me are:
Reberd
Vito CATleone
MatchaAnmitsu
Mr.PonyLord

If they dont respond/redeem it before launch Im giving it to either Baron or Sparrow.

[1vv0r]

Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be a chicken sedan.

[Chemical]

German humour is no laughing matter my dude.

[CaptainHaos]

"Dad, why is my sister named Rose?"
"Because your mom loves roses."
"Thanks a lot, dad."
"You're welcome, Path of Exile 2"

[somePaulo]

"If you think I'm a 6, then you can be the 9."

Okay, that might also double as a pickup line.

[Osiris28]

Your mama so fat, that her belt has 6 sockets.

[Sony]

knock knock
whos there?
poe2 free acces once u payd 450 usd
oh nice so i can get acces
uh nah u didnt spend enough so far go buy the early acces
0_0

[Gh0st]

Here's a joke

your dad

[aketius]

no u

[HardBuzz]

Adam and Eve were the first ones to ignore the Apple terms and conditions.

[aketius]

I would say your aim is cancer but cancer actually kills people.

[Samphard]

D4 is better then POE 2

[SkaldedDawg]

A man is sitting at the bar with his dog, Scruffy.

The bartender asks "What will you have?"

Scruffy says "I'd like a light beer please."

The bartender says "Holy crap, what did he say?"

Scruffy says, "I'd like a light beer please."

The bartender is amazed! He has never seen a talking dog. He has an idea.

The bartender says "I will offer you $20 to go to the bar across the street, order a beer, take a sip and then say "this beer tastes like piss", and come back and let me know how it goes."

Scruffy agrees.

The man and the bartender wait patiently giggling to themselves. About 25 minutes pass and there is no Scruffy to be seen. Finally the man leaves the bar to check on his dog.

Scruffy is in the alley next to the bar having ♥♥♥ with a beautiful poodle.

The man is shocked and says, "Scruffy! I have never seen you act this way before!"

Scruffy turns to him mid-pump and says, "I've never had $20 before."

[Jack Vondragon]

Diposting pertama kali oleh Arruntius:

Got 3/4 extra keys, so if u want to get it, tell me ur best joke and I will give them to best ones (to me).

Path of Exile 1 and 2 never existed.

It's all in your head, as is this thread and these comments from people who don't exist.

[Sam]

A little lizard in the jungle see a gorilla smoking weed, the lizard approach the gorilla:
- sir! sir! can i try it? can i have a little bit??
The giant gorilla look at the little lizard smiling, and say:
- You? wanna smoke this?? i dunno bro you're so tiny and this ♥♥♥♥ is strong...ok let's try but take it easy ok?
The lizard take a hit from the gorilla's joint and he start coughing hard.
The gorilla take his joint back and start laughing:
- Hahaha told u little lizard, go to the river and drink some fresh water, u''ll feel better.
The lizard run to the river but never come back and the gorilla keep smoking like nothing happened, relaxing himself.
After a while a sneaky alligator approach the gorilla from behind, and when the gorilla turn around and look the alligator he yell:
- OMG HOW MUCH WATER DID U DRINK?!?!

[_Sparrow_]

I got confused after English class.
If “car” means car and “men” means “men”, then is my aunt Carmen a Transformer?