So the Cala Maria boss fight is complete bullcrap right?

[Jesse4060]

That's the general agreement here, right?

[Prowlingmonkey]

at the very least the last third. Unless there is indeed someway to avoid that stone beam

[Raider]

Originally posted by Prowlingmonkey:

at the very least the last third. Unless there is indeed someway to avoid that stone beam

That and phase 2. If you don't go into phase 3 with 3 HP you have a high chance of dying.

[Annie T. Mood]

Phase 2 sounds closer to impossible than 3. On 3 you just have to turn to stone where the cylindrical spikes and the green ball won't hurt you by the time you button mash yourself back to normal.

[Pancaiks&Butter]

The first phase kinda sucks, I HATE THAT SEAHORSE.

[Raider]

Originally posted by Pancaiks&Butter:

The first phase kinda sucks, I HATE THAT SEAHORSE.

The seahorse is the easiest one though?

EDIT: 60 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HOURS?! HOW?!

[Annie T. Mood]

Originally posted by Pancaiks&Butter:

The first phase kinda sucks, I HATE THAT SEAHORSE.

It's easier than it looks to manage. In fact, it can actually be used to your advantage for, say, dodging real fast the ghosts she spits out.

[Raider]

Originally posted by Annie T. Mood:

Originally posted by Pancaiks&Butter:

The first phase kinda sucks, I HATE THAT SEAHORSE.

It's easier than it looks to manage. In fact, it can actually be used to your advantage for, say, dodging real fast the ghosts she spits out.

I really don't think he needs help lol. 60 hours...

[Pancaiks&Butter]

Originally posted by Raider:

Originally posted by Pancaiks&Butter:

The first phase kinda sucks, I HATE THAT SEAHORSE.

The seahorse is the easiest one though?

EDIT: 60 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HOURS?! HOW?!

I mean the seahorse + the pirate ghosts. It's dodgeable, I know. And most of the hours were spent on playing some of the bosses again (trying to get B's and A's).

[Raider]

Originally posted by Pancaiks&Butter:

Originally posted by Raider:

The seahorse is the easiest one though?

EDIT: 60 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HOURS?! HOW?!

I mean the seahorse + the pirate ghosts. It's dodgeable, I know. And most of the hours were spent on playing some of the bosses again (trying to get B's and A's).

Yeah, but that's still piss easy. You do know that if you shrink you don't get moved right?

[Valentino]

You just stand in front of the floating head in the last stage, the beam misses you. Watch themexicanrunner on youtube, he uses this method for his speedruns.

[Pom Pom 🍕]

Originally posted by Prowlingmonkey:

at the very least the last third. Unless there is indeed someway to avoid that stone beam

The stone gaze doesn't hit you if you get close in her face.

[pook99]

She was one of the easiest bosses in the game for me, I know I am in the minority on that though., The dragon was frustrating as hell and the dice man was repetitive and tedious so those are my 2 bs fights.

[Goatseface Killah]

Seahorse + ghosts is easy, go to the back, push against the current and juke up at the last second. Easy every time.
For the medusa glares, the idea is to minimize the chance of taking a hit. For phase two, killing about 2-3 eels should keep the board clear of bullets. For phase 3, keep track of when a glare might occur and make sure nothing's in your way for a bit. Or just point-blank the boss as others have said. Good luck!

[Lapinothodep]

You can read ahead for the gaze and plan where is safe just by slightly moving before the eels fire. The same with the third phase. (Though the spikes are a little hard to see, being partly covered by medusa with only a tiny gap on the far right)

RNG can be bad with non-pink blowfishes and ghosts, but it's still dodgable.

[HighLanderPony]

Originally posted by Raider:

Originally posted by Prowlingmonkey:

at the very least the last third. Unless there is indeed someway to avoid that stone beam

That and phase 2. If you don't go into phase 3 with 3 HP you have a high chance of dying.

Was on the easy side. All these people who complain about RNG and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ combos with petrify and shots gotta look for safespots more.

(Yeah, check that ♥♥♥♥ out, did beat world 3, wat do.)