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Chances are, if you want something like this, you will have to use a giant laser(In order to get the actual "size" of the shot, since you will be able to tell the individual streams from the particle cannon.)
Now it's only have laser what can shoot giant stream like that.
1) What a crappy, archaic, rudimentry targeting system! Honestly, why have a pistol grip joystick for manual firing? One sneeze and it's all gone Pete Tong.
2) The iris opening looked a lot like one of the close-ups in the internet sensation that was "2 girls, 1 cup" (don't google it, kids)
3) In the time it takes the damn thing to fire, the enemy would have not only destroyed your ship, they would have got bored, gone home, finished fighting the war, and evolved into a higher life form before the thing charged.
4) Too many moving parts for an energy weapon. Bugger being the poor bloke who has to go down and grease it all up to get that shaft to slam home smoothly!
5) Why do manga cartoons always make people's mouths move like pac-man when they talk?
6) Am I the only one who had inappropriate thoughts about the blondie?
7) Why is Captain Birdseye in charge?? Isn't there a fish fingers marketing campaign to run?
8) While I am a big advocate of the Health & Safety at Work Act 1974, I would argue making everyone carry tinted safety goggles at all times on the offchance they have an inpromptu firing of the plasma-wave-thingy-rectum gun might be considered excessive. I mean, really, in the time it took to charge I rather suspect that everyone had plenty of time to go fetch their glasses (FROM HOME!), eat dinner, have a sleep, come back to work and still be bored waiting for it to charge.