Whats with all these [Insert Job Profession here] Simulator 2013

[[VGH] Titanic Truths LLC]

Whats with these crazy little Simulators of random jobs. Woodcutting? Really? Whats next Sewer Cleaner Simulator 2014?

[Nico]

Don't give them ideas...

[shilka]

Yeah, I even heard there are simulators for job professions like soldiers. They even act like they kill eachother. Can you imagine kids playing job simulators like that? It's crazy!

[Sephrax]

Originally posted by VGH Human Defender:

Whats next Sewer Cleaner Simulator 2014?

That is already released. It's called Metro: Last Night.

Originally posted by shilka:

Yeah, I even heard there are simulators for job professions like soldiers. They even act like they kill eachother. Can you imagine kids playing job simulators like that? It's crazy!

I've heard about them. They are so realistic that you aren't allowed to step away from predefined path.

[Nico]

Don't be ironic.

It's like Activision was releasing:
Sniper Simulator 2013
Marine Simulator 2013
Seaman Simulator 2013
Paratrooper Simulator 2013
Gunner Simulator 2013

With the same art and cover font. It would be a big problem.
I think we are allowed to critize this company policy that releases shamelessly each year 10 low quality games with the same 1998 engine.

[Buntkreuz]

to develop these games is kind of a german sport, my people love to create these games. I kind of like it or think its interesting, but the problem is, that these games are on very low quality. If they had high quality i think it could be cool to play a game where you have to manage a company cutting wood and control different machines for it. Or drive trucks, or ships, trains or whatever. Think its cool. But the quality aspect is too important and so they just flood the market with these games.

[Buntkreuz]

btw there is a toilet simulator as far as i know.

[Empress Lina]

wipe your azz simulator?

[Tetramorium]

What about all those tycoon games? Toilet tycoon anyone?

[Sephrax]

Originally posted by Apples:

Originally posted by shilka:

Yeah, I even heard there are simulators for job professions like soldiers. They even act like they kill eachother. Can you imagine kids playing job simulators like that? It's crazy!

You're right, because as we know, cutting wood produces the same ammount of adrenalin and endorphins as shooting a man in the face with a high powered rifle.

Btw, high powered = 50cal. AK-47/M16 isn't high powered.

[DJ Dostoevsky]

The OP is funnier if you read it in a Jerry Seinfeld voice.

[Yamigarasu]

Originally posted by DJ Dostoevsky:

The OP is funnier if you read it in a Jerry Seinfeld voice.

Oh kudos sir, you just made my morning.

[Callisto Bold]

Honey Bucket Service Tech Simulator. Meat Packing Plant Simulator. Colonoscpoy Simulator. Grocery Store Checker Simulator. Custodial Tech Simulator. Garbage Truck Simulator. ...

[Number 6™]

Originally posted by Nico:

Don't be ironic.

It's like Activision was releasing:
Sniper Simulator 2013
Marine Simulator 2013
Seaman Simulator 2013
Paratrooper Simulator 2013
Gunner Simulator 2013

With the same art and cover font. It would be a big problem.
I think we are allowed to critize this company policy that releases shamelessly each year 10 low quality games with the same 1998 engine.

Not sure if satire--

[Mikhail Reign]

Ugh wish I could find a picture of all the of the CoD covers next to each other. They have been the same game since 2006.

[Niladen]

Road Kill Removal Crew simlulator.