NEW MMO ACHIEVEMENTS

[Flip]

So, since we got a whole ♥♥♥♥load of new achievements, I think it woukd be cool if everyone who discovers who to get an achievement the solution at this thread. Just dont post ♥♥♥♥ if its aready posted
Jousting Goat - Head butt a galloping horse.

Steve's Quest - Do the quest for Steve Works (found in the Gold Farm) by giving him 5 apples.

Gotta catch 'em all! - Obtain all 6 mutators introduced in patch 1.1. If you've already done this, simply get 1 MMO Goat Collectible trophy and the achievement should unlock.

Not again... - Bring Dumbledore the demon horn from the demon in Old Goat Mountain and he will open a portal which you need to go through.

ExcaliGoat - In the center of the Elf village (Alvesta) there is a sword. Lick it, and go as far away as you can from it, and eventually you'll rip it of its place and unlock the achievement.

Jörgen - Complete the quest that involves you killing 10 "bears".

One man, two shots and a religion - Complete the quest in Goatwind city which involves a guy asking you to inflate his knee. Do it, and the achievement should unlock straight after.

An Unnecessary Journey - Pickup Bilbo the dwarf (found in Bullgrurzh - near the Mermaids' location) and put him in your inventory. Go to Old Goat Mountain and drop/kick him into the lava.

Wheel Goat - In Bullgrurzh (same location as the above achievement), there is a wheel floating in mid-air, deeper into this cave area. Simply hit it.

Steal the show - Select the Magician class, go to Goatwind city and stand next to the performing magician and throw cards at him (press the "1" key).

Butthurt - Select the Tank class and use your buttstomp ability (press the "1" key) in an area with lots of enemies like where all the Dodos gather.

Boat ride - There is a dock outside of the village (Tristram) where Dumledore is. Sit in the boat nearby and the guy will start moving the boat. Stay in it for a while, the achievement should unlock after a few seconds.

Malleus Maleficarum - In the same village as the above achievement, there is a "Ticket" booth and next to it, a fire. Stand in the fire for a few seconds and maybe run into a few NPCs and the achievement should unlock.

Sallskapsresan - Just discover all locations. Your house inside Goatshire (near the start) counts as 1 location.

Voluntary QA - In the Elf village (Alvesta) there are some mountains. In the mountains there is a hidden entrance to the "server room" of the game. Enter it and wreck all the server machines. This will eventually cause your game to purposely crash but not before giving you the achievement!

Mermaid Goat - In Goatshire tavern there is a NPC named Ariel who wants you to bring her a mermaid. Go to the area where all the mermaids are and there should be a Mermaid with a unique name "Miranda". Take that mermaid back to Ariel and complete the quest.

Gravity Goat - At the very top of one of the highest towers of Old Goat Mountain is a giant portal-like object (purple colour). Use whatever means to get up there - the lava which you can use to bounce yourself up there works great. Once you touch that portal you'll gain the ability to alter gravity and the achievement should unlock shortly afterwards.

BFF - Occasionally a goat will spawn in the world with the name of a Steam friend who is also playing Goat MMO Simulator. Lick him. Does not seem to work if your friend spawns as a sheep or a lagging goat.

Better than Warlords of Dredmor - simply reach level 101. The quest that involves you licking stuff 10000 times will give you more than enough XP to reach this level.

Music Non Stop - Near the beehives (south of Goatshire), go up the river. You'll find an NPC named Alice and a hole behind the tree she's next to. Jump down it.

[Seraph]

Originally posted by MFWIC:

How do I get there exactly?

Originally posted by TheLimeyDragon:

Gravity Goat - Get to the top of the tower in Old Goat Mountain

I just wallran as the Magician.

[Xalnir]

Goat simulator sucks its a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ yoke thank you scripters from mmo goat simulator to waste my time

[Ethan_Hunt-AUT]

gravity manipulation: use the east catapult (the buggy one near the gold harvester golems) and fly into the tower (next to the volcano) that could look like Sauron's eye ^^

[[J7] Dsp21]

Originally posted by Seraph:

As I said above, but I don't know whether resetting the MMO quests is literally just the quest or the entire MMO save. But if you've already done everything except for that quest and the broken ones, resetting your entire save also wouldn't be the end of the world.

Well I messed up my saves and lost all my MMO progress haha, but right after completing the Mermaid Quest it unlocked just fine! I think the problem was that I carried her on my inventory and dropped her on the quest area, maybe you need to drag her a bit for it to unlock... Anyways I kind of speedran all the quests and statues + Level 101. All is done now, except Old Goat and Elfstreet Boys :)

[fare67t]

there needs to be a guide for the golden goat statues, cuz i got like 15/20 and cant locate the others .3.
then again, goat sim seems to love hiding them in places where no one would go to (ie a random hill in the middle of nowhere).
and i read somewhere that to get to lvl 101 you dont have to actually GET to lvl 101, it like...jumps you when you get to a certain lvl...?

[Chris Fifty-Two]

Originally posted by Mr. Saturn:

there needs to be a guide for the golden goat statues, cuz i got like 15/20 and cant locate the others .3.

A friend of mine made these:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQxt38P8hPI
http://i.imgur.com/rayrESV.png

[Ethan_Hunt-AUT]

Originally posted by Mr. Saturn:

there needs to be a guide for the golden goat statues, cuz i got like 15/20 and cant locate the others .3.
then again, goat sim seems to love hiding them in places where no one would go to (ie a random hill in the middle of nowhere).
and i read somewhere that to get to lvl 101 you dont have to actually GET to lvl 101, it like...jumps you when you get to a certain lvl...?

here is a post too, with 19 map-marks and the last one stated in a comment:
http://steamcommunity.com/app/265930/discussions/0/617320168013741774/

[Keďo 2]

The fastest way to do 101 lvl - Use genie's flying power .... fly to Sauron's eye (top of the tower) ... Now you can use "R" to activate/disactivate gravity .... now jump and spin .... but be carefull fast acceleration with huge height will cause fail. Somehow it was easier in GOATWIND for me

[fare67t]

mmk. well in the vid / map pic it shows an X ALL the way to the left near snowflake...you phsyically cant go out that far in ze game. how you get it?

[[J7] Dsp21]

You're probably talking about the Statue in the Old Goat room, it's in his toilet :)

[fare67t]

sorry, not left, right x3
(i get confused damnit.)

[fare67t]

nvm, i got them.
cept it didnt unlock anything .3.
20/20, nothin unlocked -clap clap- gj devs.

[ponkberry]

Originally posted by Mr. Saturn:

sorry, not left, right x3
(i get confused damnit.)

As DSP21 stated, it's the trophy that's on top of the toilet inside Old Goat's House. I think when I was in that house, that's where it put me on the map.

Also, can we get an achievement pertaining to the goat collectibles for patch 1.2? :D

[Valk]

Originally posted by icecoldsmoke:

non-stop music: Near the beehives go up the river. You'll find there NPC named Alice and a hole behind the tree she's next to. Jump down

I still can't find this NPC. I need more details.

[TheLimeyDragon]

Originally posted by wow:

Originally posted by icecoldsmoke:

non-stop music: Near the beehives go up the river. You'll find there NPC named Alice and a hole behind the tree she's next to. Jump down

I still can't find this NPC. I need more details.

Go to the source of the stream.